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Without any more assignments coming from Downstairs, Crowley is struck with a bad case of the doldrums.
It takes a bit of trial and error, but eventually a solution is found.
(Or: the one where Crowley becomes an Uber driver.)
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Hindsight by DragonflyMoshPit
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Sep 2019
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10-year-old Izuku doesn’t know what he’s done to gain All Might’s attention, but he’s definitely not complaining. Or: All Might travels back in time, and he’s not about to make the same mistakes again.
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Most partners argue over where to eat and what to do on their evening off. Most partners do not consider snacking on kidneys and jumping off buildings as reasonable options. Still, it's true what they say: all relationships are built on compromise.
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- Part 2 of Talking to Yourself
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10 Sep 2023
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In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.
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10 Sep 2023
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‘Well, it’s nice to see you being so passionate about something, even if it is senseless violence.’
‘It’s Plants vs. Zombies, David. It’s about as violent as a wet sock.’
‘I just get so sad when the zombies eat the walnuts,’ whined David, his eyes glittering with the beginnings of tears. ‘They look so hurt and upset!’
‘Oh, God, this game is gonna turn you into one of those ultra-vegan freaks that only eat fruit that falls off the tree, isn’t it?’ Max stood up in his seat so that he was towering over David and poked a finger forcefully into his chest. ‘Suck it up, camp man. It’s either the walnuts or the entire garden. You gotta sacrifice the few to save the many.’
David huffed and crossed his arms. ‘I don’t believe that’s true at all. Everyone deserves to be saved.’
Max snorted in disbelief, plopping back into his seat and pulling his cup up to his face. He stared into the murky black liquid. ‘Not everyone can be,’ he muttered, taking a sip and feeling the bitter flavour coat his tongue.
There’s a lengthy silence before David speaks again and Max can feel his jade eyes carefully considering him.
‘Maybe not, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth trying.’
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07 Sep 2023
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wherever you are, i'll come to you by mutalune
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2019
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“Are you alright? What’s all this about then?”
“Ah. Well. I might have slipped.”
“Slipped?”
“Took a bit of a tumble, I’m afraid,” Aziraphale said. “But, well. What’s done is done.”
“What’s done - ?”
“Now that I’m no longer beholden to a rather arbitrary moral code, I have to ask: Do you pay taxes? Actually, more importantly, do you think I can stop paying taxes now? That seems like a sufficiently demonic thing to do. Refusing to do my civic duty and whatnot. Quite devious, I’d argue.”
This was, in hindsight, not the most sensitive way of breaking the news.
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06 Sep 2023
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Be careful what you bottle up by petalrock
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Jun 2023
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It was just Gwen’s luck that the sweetest, smartest, most ridiculously endearing person came swinging into her life right after she’d sworn off friends. Typical. She’d barely boarded the elevator bound for No Friends City when he’d appeared out of nowhere to slice an arm through the closing doors.
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- Part 1 of So Much for (Spider) Dust
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05 Sep 2023
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At Jacobs, they call it the hangover. Classes didn’t teach about it so they had to make their own language. Obviously kids with the Touch as their primary get it the worst, but the rest of them aren’t immune. One particularly rough case, one too many moments of overexertion, and you’d be taking some of the ghost back home with you.
(or: Three times the trio takes care of their own.)
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There’s three things you need to know about David: he loves Camp Campbell, despite the number of oddballs it attracts, he loves his campers, even if they drive him up the wall, and he’d never wanted to kill anyone. It’s a shame no one believes him. After all, there’s a darker force at play at Camp Campbell, and David could use a little back-up.
(Also posted on Wattpad, now - including the sequel!)
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- Part 1 of Unnamed Horrors Run in the Family
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01 Sep 2023
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One of my all time favs. Need to make a collection
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Writing Porn (and other ways to seduce your vampire roommates) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for foxymandy3100 (Sukurarose92), nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Mar 2022
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“There,” he says. “Taken care of. Now back to my problems—“
“NANDOR!” Guillermo is already yelling, snatching the vacuum away and pressing his face to the dusty old bag. “Can you hear me?!” He thinks he hears a defeated, squished help, and he scowls at Laszlo. “How the hell am I meant to get him out of here in one piece?!”
“Not my problem,” Laszlo deadpans. “What is my problem is that I’ve run out of porn to read.”
“Holy fucking—“ Guillermo is off, muttering curses as he unearths Laszlo’s laptop from under a pile of crap. “Use your computer. You know, the one you made me steal from Best Buy?! Just Google it!”
“There’s porn on the internet?”
“THAT IS ALL THAT IS ON THE INTERNET!”
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would you laugh if i called to say goodbye? by So_Runs_the_World_Away for Eternal_Peace_is_Overrated
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
13 Jul 2023
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“Who,” Five seethed, “the fuck shot my brother in the back?”
Diego didn’t mean to, but for just a second, his eyes flicked toward Stan. That was all Five needed.
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A re-write of the scene where Diego finds Klaus's body, where it's not treated as a joke.
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- Part 6 of Fay's TUA fics
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27 Aug 2023
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A quick oneshot I did for Blackice Week Prompt 1: Masquerade.
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26 Aug 2023
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skirts, shorts and other small pieces of joy by So_Runs_the_World_Away for Eternal_Peace_is_Overrated
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
08 Aug 2023
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“Please,” Klaus pleads. “Pretty please. They always look so flowy and nice and Allison would kill me before she let me touch any of her skirts.”
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Little Klaus and Viktor try on each other's uniforms.
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- Part 7 of Fay's TUA fics
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26 Aug 2023
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Is she doomed to have any moment of vulnerability on her part be capitalized as part of some greater romantic scheme?
(It’s a Netflix Original, so yes.)
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Wednesday overhears some Nevermore students speculating about her love life. According to them, she's dating Xavier, or Enid, and/or doing long-distance with Tyler from prison.
[Takes place sometime before they all go home for break, but after the final fight with Crackstone]
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“For the record,” Fatin says as she’s reading, hip cocked against the kitchen counter and gaze flitting all over Leah’s face. Leah feels it like soft fingers on skin. “I’m totally not offended Toni thinks we’re dating.”
or, 4 times people mistake Leah and Fatin for a couple and the 1 time they finally get it together.
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23 Aug 2023
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On Friday, November 26th, 1976, Steve's brother died.
He doesn't remember much about the day itself. It was cold and foggy, he thinks, but so is every day in November in Hawkins. He was in school, and then he wasn't. He was in the car, and then he wasn't. He was at home, and then he was in the car again, and then he was at Grandma's house watching TV on her soft pink carpet.
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Jonathan's kind of relieved when his mom orders him and Nancy into separate rooms for the night.
It's not that he doesn't love her. Really. He's just way too fucking exhausted and in way too much pain to think about their relationship right now, much less talk about it, and he's got a feeling that the next time he and Nancy are alone together, they'll be talking for a while. Sleeping next to Steve Harrington is worth it to push that conversation just a little bit further into the future.
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21 Aug 2023
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hands against my scalp (only ever yours) by inoreuct
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
27 Jul 2023
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His hair had gotten a bit wild as of late; between him not having enough time to sit down for his mom’s basic trims and basically yanking his hair every which way under his mask, it was looking a little… frazzled.
So he’d called the only other person he knew who could do anything; Hobie Brown.
Miles is tenderheaded and wants to get his hair done. Hobie helps.
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- Part 2 of punkflower
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18 Aug 2023
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"Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."
Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.
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- Part 2 of and several bad jokes later
- Part 2 of all plates are cracked by mr nobody
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10 Aug 2023