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Dead Boy Rising by kisstheboy7 (chickenshithypocrite)
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
28 Jan 2015
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One night turns everything around. One girl breathes the life back into him - with force. And he's never going to let anyone hurt her again. JD's POV of Dead Girl Walking.
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09 Nov 2020
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Fucking break my heart with longing, why don't you?
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It's not like you didn't know, when you decided to pick up a baby and take him home, that raising a kid would be challenging. You just hadn't anticipated this particular difficulty. And why would you? You're pretty sure that for most semi-parental figures, not fucking their kids requires exactly zero effort.
For you, it's turning out to be quite a bit harder.
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- 8/?
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Bookmarked by LemonShader
02 Oct 2020
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All L had to do was provide a semen sample and his job in the entire experience would be complete. As long as he was not expected to have any part in a child’s upbringing then it really did not impact him.
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After the collapse of civilization and the spread of "the sickness", Mycroft Holmes has risen to power. As his younger brother, Sherlock Holmes gets to choose the alpha to see him through his heats. John Watson has been chosen.
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Bookmarked by LemonShader
25 Sep 2020
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The kids don't just scratch the game - they break it, forcing it to eject them back into reality. However, it doesn't send them back home.
The four humans find themselves scattered on Alternia, and it's not even the Alternia they had been told about. Their troll friends are there, but they're not the same.
Even staying alive long enough to find each other again might be easier said than done.
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- 36/?
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Bookmarked by LemonShader
17 Sep 2020
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“A… service dog?” John asked dubiously.
The four of them relocated to the living room. He felt like he was missing something, honestly, he didn’t even know that Alan and Ms Morrell were siblings.
“Ugh, I’m not, like… blind, or something,” Stiles said. He was looking at the dog warily. No wonder, the thing was huge; John would have thought that it was actually a black wolf, but he didn’t think wolves could even grow this large.
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Bookmarked by LemonShader
15 Sep 2020
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Han catches sight of her first. He climbs the next six steps with eyes on her, like he’s approaching a stray cat.
“Rey,” he says. “This is my son, Ben.” Her eyes flicker to Kylo Ren, face pink, eyes wet, and gaze intent on her. Then back to Han. “He’s coming home.”
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Ben goes with Han. And Rey isn't happy about it.
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Stiles starts banging Theo.
At first it’s because he wants to get back at Derek who a) loathes Theo and b) cheated on Stiles.
Then, gradually, when he realizes that Theo is the only person he can bear having around him, Stiles’ revenge starts turning into something bittersweet. -
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You try to open your eyes, stretch your limbs, taste the salt air of your apartment. You can't. You can't feel anything.
You can't see.
You aren't breathing.
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09 Sep 2020
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Abstruseness by dilatory
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
13 Dec 2017
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Because, yes. Kylo Ren was fascinating. But he was also a temperamental man-child with a bucket on his head. And you liked your own head in its place and your throat intact, thank you very much.
“You saved his life,” Snoke said. “That puts you in the best position to control it.”
Oh no.
Kylo Ren/Reader
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Bookmarked by LemonShader
07 Sep 2020
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Establishing an intergalactic romantic long-distance relationship with a supposedly aquatic alien who claims his race is out to dominate the universe is almost as hard as keeping said relationship intact without dying from a massive case of blue balls. It's hard and nobody understands.
Bookmarked by LemonShader
04 Sep 2020
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God, I wish this had any hope of updating
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There's something Frederick has been ignoring for most of the time he's been hiding out in Will Graham's house.
This is what happens when he confronts it.
(Or: another Yakimono AU no one asked for)Bookmarked by LemonShader
03 Sep 2020
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When Cartman gets elected as the Official Class Trip Planner, Kyle starts getting suspicions that Cartman's intentions aren't as well-meaning and civically-minded as he's claiming. Too bad nobody's listening. Kyle can only hope he'll be able to figure out what Cartman's up to and put an end to it before it's too late.
The idea that this all could have something to do with him and a seven year old bet never even enters his mind.
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Bookmarked by LemonShader
02 Sep 2020
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Spongebob x Squidward. There is something about the cephalopod body that only a sponge can fix. (Aka: want your childhood ruined? Read this. Explicit Squidbob ahoy.)
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29 Aug 2020
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22 Aug 2020
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Nobody calls you by your first name.
At the office, you go by Mister Egbert or just Egbert alone, but only to the few coworkers you consider close enough to allow the privilege.
At home, your son just calls you Dad.
To others still, you’re pipefan413.
You prefer it, honestly.
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- 26/?
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Bookmarked by LemonShader
21 Aug 2020
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The best stories are never finished, my friend
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Mystery Work
Part of Lace_Privated
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by LemonShader
17 Aug 2020
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Inspired by "Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker." Caliborn plans a way to transfer his consciousness and personality into a computer program as a way to escape his sister...and for more nefarious reasons.
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Bookmarked by LemonShader
15 Aug 2020
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Caliborn is an evil genius dumbass and I love him
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Or, "In which Dirk and AR are Iago from Othello, and Jane is extremely sexually frustrated."
Jake breaks Dirk's heart in the most careless way possible. Dirk plans to break his in the most twisted way possible.
This was for a request from a friend of mine for a Portal Ship fic. (I don't actually ship this pairing, so this was a challenge.)
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Hal’s relationship with Dirk is deteriorating for reasons unknown, until he discovers a secret that destroys it entirely. It will take a disaster to show him that even the widest rifts can mend, and that there might have been something more to Dirk’s misguided intentions.
The story of an android and his creator, as they approach the events of Sburb.
