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    Spencer Reid goes through the trials and tribulations of fatherhood

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    "I love you.

    mmmm. In spite of it all?

    Or because of it."

    -Lucy Lippard

    The story of two people that love each other despite the odds.

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    Whumptober 2021 prompts

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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Dean Winchester's life is a mess. She's got about $10 in her wallet, an absent father who spends his time getting wasted in Atlantic City, and a brand new stack of tuition fees needing to be paid. There's also the four jobs, the bills, the fact that her one real friend won't talk to her anymore and Anna Milton driving her up the fucking walls. She just needs to wait it out until June, when she can get a real job and finally get some semblance of peace and calm.

    Castielle Novak's life is perfect. She's got 4.0 GPA, practically guaranteed admission to any school of her choosing and no particular grievances to speak of. Until it all comes crashing down. Now, all she's got is an estranged older brother, a two bedroom apartment, a pile of useless uniforms, and a long list of scheduled appearances in court. All she wants is for things to go back to the way they were. But then Dean Winchester makes her way into her life, with her abrasive language, horrendous clothing and blatant disrespect for authority. And somehow, that's exactly what Castielle needs to realize that some things happen for a reason.

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    21 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    “A ring is a circle. A circle has no beginning and no end. It’s a loop. Our story has no beginning and no end, and we live in our story; therefore, we live in a loop. Therefore, we live in a circle; therefore, we live in a ring; and for that reason, you have given me one.”
    “No,” says Rosencrantz, sadder now. “No.”
    There’s a long pause. Guildenstern shifts his foot. Rosencrantz shifts away.
    “Are you asking me to marry you?” Guil finally asks.

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    Rosencrantz and Guildenstern go off-script. Significantly.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    December 19th, 1334 – Sir Morpheus Oneiros Endelēas and his sister, Teleute de Morte Endelēas, participate in the King's annual Christmas hawking competition. Sir Morpheus, scouring the woods in pursuit, comes across three women – a maiden, a mother, and an old crone – who offer him a strange ruby amulet, a journey to the future, and a Christmas quest whose details are a little fuzzy. With only a warning that his failure will doom him to a lifetime in the future, Sir Morpheus is suddenly thrown smack into Nottingham, 2022.

    December 19th, 2022 – Hob Gadling, a high school history teacher in Nottingham, driving his son, Robyn, and family friends Rose and Jed Walker, to the opening of the town's Christmas castle, hits a medieval knight with his car.

    Hijinks ensue.

    (A direct rip of Netflix's The Knight Before Christmas" inspired, encouraged, enabled by, and Christmas-gifted to the wonderful @fishydwarrows on Tumblr <3)

    ART BY FISHY: CH 2

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    27 Sep 2025

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    (the sound of a heart exploding)

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    The Bachelor—man of science, child of the capital—has no ritual in him. No way to excise the growing tumor in his heart. Artemy should have seen it building. Expected something drastic. No ritual, but he doesn’t lack for drama.

    “Oynon.” Artemy reaches for him. The Bachelor finally looks up.

    (the Bachelor has realized that this is all a farce. the Haruspex helps him through it.)

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    26 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh my god.

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    In 1989, Hob Gadling gets stood up. He waits.

    A story about meticulously constructing an inn with soft focus, 80's goths and Berlin, a folding chair, The Princess Bride, blondes, blood, fear, Fates, and what was always written. What will always be.

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    15 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I cannot recommend this enough. I lost sleep over reading this. I laughed, I cried, I was almost ill with worry. if you like sandman you HAVE to read this.