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The Merc with a Beak by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Feb 2023
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Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.
Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.
But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.
There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.
(The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)
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07 Jan 2024
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Initiate Obi-Wan Kenobi did not take Master Jinn's last rejection lying down. With the Force whispering gleefully in his ear he decided to make his own way through the wide unknown galaxy. He wasn't afraid, though. No, in fact he was a little bit excited. After all, if he didn’t want to be a farmer and couldn’t be a Jedi, maybe being a pirate was his path in life. Either way he knew he was heading for an adventure.
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- Part 1 of Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ambassador of Mandalore
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18 Dec 2021
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Luke has been trained as a courtesan his whole life and makes his first appearance at the Palace, uncertain of whether or not he will be able to please the Empire’s Elite.
Lord Vader, Grand General of the Empire, instantly takes a liking to him and possessively claims the young man as his own.
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- Part 2 of Tales of False Resplendence
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12 Oct 2021
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Reflections on How My Brother and I are About to Have Sex by HomerSoc
Fandoms: Original Work
02 Oct 2021
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A young woman’s internal monologue on how her brother and her ended up about to have sex.
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05 Oct 2021
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Things change a bit in ROTJ and Piett survives. Now he has to live in a world without Darth Vader and the Emporer.
He finds an unexpected ally in Luke Skywalker.
An exploration in grief and family.
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24 Jan 2021