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    The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.

    He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.

    It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.

    More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Thanks to Alastor's nefarious schemes, everyone's having a delightfully awful day. Alas, this is the only day he'll be seeing for a while; Every dawn, the day resets. And of course, this is all Lucifer's fault.

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    01 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    AU fic for Valentine's Day based on the myth of Eros/Cupid and Psyche.

    Under Lilith's jurisdiction, Alastor is summoned to Earth to exact revenge on a singer/comedienne named Tina Davis by making her fall for the vilest, cruelest, most despicable man he can find. Unfortunately, Alastor's spell backfires, resulting in HIM becoming infatuated with HER instead.

    Facing consequences from both his mistress and Hell's hierarchy, the Radio Demon finds a way to fulfill his deal as well as his desires. By making Tina his bride.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Extermination Day is over and things couldn't be better! The hotel is rebuilt, bigger and better than ever, it's been proven that redemption is possible, and for the first time in months, sinners are flocking to the Hazbin Hotel doors.

    But not everyone is doing well. Following his battle with Adam, Alastor finds himself infected with holy power that not only causes him immense amounts of pain, but prevents him from using his demonic abilities. Both injured and unable to fully protect himself, he scrambles to keep his enemies off his back as he searches for a way out of his predicament.

    Lucifer, on the other hand, is rekindling his relationship with Charlie. He's doing his best, but years of disconnect leave him fumbling as he gets to know his daughter and strives to prove that he believes in her dream. However, having isolated himself for a millennia, it puts him in a precarious situation as he's thrust back into Hell's politics and all the complexities that come with it.

    In a mutually beneficial agreement, Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship in a slapstick attempt to solve both of their problems.

    And who knows what chaos will come about as their feelings take root...

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    20 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    The world's greatest hero, the strongest sorcerer in history, an overlord from hell, and a future symbol of hope walk into Winslow High in Brockton Bay to help a certain Skitter... Shit gets crazy.

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    19 Dec 2025