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Any play partner of the Royal Couple is going to need help building their endurance. For Alastor, that means getting quite a lot of attention from the Devil’s magic…and a taste of his own tentacles. (This is probably the most self-indulgent, plotless smut I have ever written.)
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25 Jul 2024
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Alastor, self-proclaimed radio aficionado and aspiring serial killer in the making, is captured by a demon-worshipping cult. And while that wouldn't be so bad in and of itself, the demon in-question is...rather peculiar.
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Or rather, it's love at first sight for Vox, who is positively charmed by the soon to be murdered human. Taking a leap of faith, Vox proposes to Alastor on the spot. What follows soon afterwards are glimpses into their lives.
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25 Jul 2024
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Every Word I Say Is Kindling by Binturong Rose (Binturong_Rose)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Jul 2024
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Prompt 1- Eating out
Prompt 2- Overstim
Bonus First Time“Wanna make a bet?”
That got Alastor's attention.
They were both still fairly dressed- Vox in modern trashy loungewear and Alastor sans his coat, monocle, and shoes. A nice rye was already warming his belly and he sipped languidly at the rest of his glass, pointedly raising a brow in Vox's direction, ears rotating to face him as if to say ‘continue’.
“I bet I can get you so limp and twitchy you can't walk in under thirty minutes, and if I do, you let me fuck you.”
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- Part 3 of Boredom Ruins Everything
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22 Jul 2024
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Keep Running For The Sink by Binturong Rose (Binturong_Rose)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Jul 2024
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Prompt 1: Fingering
Damned if he was going to let someone turn him into a trophy to be claimed, weakened as he was. He felt like a newborn fawn some days after that pompous angel had defeated him. Watching from the shadows as the same angel grew so rabid when Lucifer brought up sleeping with his wives- so much rage from something millenia ago-
So, Vox.
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- Part 2 of Boredom Ruins Everything
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21 Jul 2024
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If his Alpha wasn’t going to show up to help what he caused, then Alastor would just knot himself.
With a loud snort of his breath, Alastor hiked his hips up higher, yanking his fingers out of himself with a whine, his shadow manifesting behind him in confusion, head tilting to the side as it frowned down with worry at its masters quivering form, ears perking up high as it caught the scent of an omega in heat, a static growl building in its throat.
Alastor squeaked in response to his shadow’s growl, turning his head to eye the creature, pupils blown wide.
“Rut me.”
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- Part 3 of Bitched Alastor? Fuck yeah.
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21 Jul 2024
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With his fresh wound from his fight with the first man and the pain in his jaw from a particular smile, Alastor is finding it difficult to suppress the emotions he is so skilled at regulating. The overlord believes that things cannot get any worse.
That is, until a certain short king becomes engaged in his enterprise.
Alastor and Lucifer try to keep their complicated and newly formed frenemies-with-benefits relationship under secrecy. But the other hotel residents quickly realize that something is off, though, and this is evident. Should they tell everyone about their connection, regardless of the consequences to their reputations, or can they keep it a secret? Will they fall in love along the way?
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21 Jul 2024
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20 Jul 2024
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Do Stags Dream of Electric Creeps? by x-UsoTsuki-x (its_not_reael)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Oct 2025
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The Radio Demon is cursed with an annual rut… a torturous time of uncontrollable carnal desire. Normally asexual and disdainful of physical intimacy, Alastor struggles with the overwhelming urges that come with his condition. This year, his rut arrives unexpectedly early, disrupting his plans for the upcoming Overlord Gala.
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20 Jul 2024
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- Part 1 of My deer friend
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18 Jul 2024
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When Lucifer witnesses an arrogant ass of an Alpha roughing up his date at the local diner, he can't help but intervene.
Who knew that offering said date a ride would lead to so much more?
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18 Jul 2024
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Day 6 of Radioapple Week 2024 - Sleeping
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"Now, despite my current abhorrence of physical touch, that does not mean that you cannot touch me.”
Lucifer had been confused, staring at Alastor with his jaw slack, not understanding what the sinner meant.
After some time, Alastor had laughed, bringing his mug up to his lips and eyeing Lucifer over the rim, eyelids drooped low and enticing.
“My King, we both know that I am a deep sleeper when in your presence, and I do crave your touch, even if it happens to only be something I can indulge while resting. You may touch me as you like when I am not awake, go however far you want to go, do whatever you’d like to do. Use me, fill me, make me cum, cry, scream. But do be sure not to wake me, Lucifer.”
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- Part 3 of RadioAppleWeek2024 Goodies
- Part 1 of Somno radioapple
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17 Jul 2024
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Too Close For A Principal And A Teacher by hazbinwhoretel
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Jul 2024
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"'I didn’t say you could come in,' grumbled Lucifer, pushing his spectacles up his nose.
'You didn’t need to,' Alastor said faux-sweetly with a grin, making his way around Lucifer’s desk and coming up behind the principal. Very close. Too close for a principal and a teacher."
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Lucifer, the principal, stays after hours most days to finish up work. Alastor likes to stay late for... no apparent reason.
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- Part 4 of self-indulgent radioapple
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17 Jul 2024
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Background Noise by issu (Issushaim) for GrownUpChangeling, eggcats
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Jul 2024
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“Hideous things,” Alastor said with a strained giggle, “positively bestial!”
And then all at once he was shifting against Vox’s side on the couch, wriggling awkwardly with the empty glass in one hand and Vox’s fingers still laced with his other as he ended up sliding further down onto his back in the process of— of kicking off his shoes. In a most un-gentlemanlike manner, as one shoe tumbled down quietly to the floor and the other flew off violently to knock a table lamp over with a crash.
“See,” Alastor said with bitter triumph, looking up at him with crimson bright eyes from where his head now lay on Vox’s lap, hair fanned out messily and cheeks flushed with what had to be too much alcohol, because Alastor didn't get embarrassed. Vox stared down at him wordlessly for a moment before he was distracted by the angular sprawl of Alastor’s legs down the full length of the couch, still habitually crossed in those neatly pressed trousers, but now with—
—his hooves.
Alastor was a gentleman in his behaviour, speech, and dress. And though Vox had seen the former two facets slip, he’d yet to really see the latter.
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- Part 1 of Hoof and Claw
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17 Jul 2024
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Alastor and Vox are forced to confront the feud they've been waging for a decade. With a contract that puts souls on the line and drags their histories into the harsh light of day, will either of them break the contract, or will the deal become more complicated than either of them could have imagined? RadioStatic/StaticRadio Vox/Alastor Slash (Sex, angst, lore-heavy, comedy, violence)
**Art for this fic drawn as a collab by the insanely talented @solwxxx55**
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16 Jul 2024
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Act 2: It's always darkest before the dawn by CherryPop2105, SleepyPandaSnek
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Aug 2024
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Alastor's relationship with the Vees takes a turn for the worse and he has to hide his deal with Lucifer from Vox at all costs while his friendship with the King continues and the pair become closer...
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- Part 3 of THE Greatest Hellshow
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15 Jul 2024
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When Lucifer is asked by Charlie to heal Alastor from his angelic wound, he reluctantly agrees for his his babies sake. However, when dealing with the overlord, Lucifer discovers something that both shocks him and leaves him a bit more intrigued than he'd like to admit. Trying to win his deer over is proving to be more difficult than Lucifer thought, good thing he's the big boss of hell!
Or: Lucifer finds Alastor's secret(s) while trying to heal him, the result is an interest in the deer demon that said demon does not quite appreciate. Now Alastor gets the pleasure of dealing with something worse than an egotistical shrimp, he gets a simp with an endless supply of gifts, ducks, persistence and power.
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First work; English is my first language but I'll only be writing this in the wee hours of the night so it might be bad...eh.
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10 Jul 2024
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Vincent Xavier is everything Alastor has never envisioned a man could be: charming, respectful, and giving. He's hopelessly, madly in love from the first kiss.
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The one where Alastor wants to take Rosie's advice and erase his single bad experience with sex in the past, with sex with his partner, hoping he'll enjoy himself finally.
Spoilers: he really fucking enjoys himself.
Nine. Times.
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10 Jul 2024
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For the sake of research and understanding by Da_Kapitan15
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Jul 2024
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“Then,” Alastor paused, so briefly that anyone else would have missed it if they did not know him so well, “why don't you show me?”
Vox sputtered and put his coffee mug down. Yeah, he was done taking sips of that. “Show you what?” Alastor shrugged.
“The basics. I simply want to get an idea of what happens. No need to go all the way or anything. Simply as a favor, and what's a favor between dear friends? You get to do what you usually do without prowling the streets at night for some sinner to bring home, and I get my answers.”---
OR Alastor hasn't ever been one for romance. He does, however, understand that not ever sinner shares his sentiments. And so, out of curiosity, and perhaps a taste for some entertainment, he asks a dear friend of his to show him the ways. What he doesn't expect is to enjoy these strange interactions with Vox and for actual feelings to accompany them.
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06 Jul 2024
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“Okay Alastor, sign here”
Alastor looked at the golden paper right in front of him. He looked up at the person who gave him the paper, the queen of hell herself, Lilith, had her icy gaze stare back at him. He looked over to the left of her, her husband and the king of hell himself, Lucifer, stared blankly at him before averting his gaze.
How the hell did he get into this mess?
Oh right, his dumbass wanted power and this seemed like a good deal at first, but the more he thought about it the more of a bad idea it seems. What is the deal you may ask?
Well, in exchange for high ranking power he would have to carry the royal heir of hell.
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So in a nutshell: Charlie is the biological daughter of Al and Luci, and a lot of shit changed in this AU.
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01 Jul 2024