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    “I’m, uh… sober,” Tweek announces because what the fuck else is he supposed to say to his ex-boyfriend that he ghosted 10 years ago to go do drugs?

    Craig nods slowly. He wants to say congrats, or I’m proud of you, or how have you been sober for this fucking long and not contacted me at all you fucking asshole–

    (In which Tweek emerges from his decade long absence from Craig’s life as a sober desert hippie and Craig is just an emotionally stunted mechanic in South Park. They try to figure it out.)

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    17 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    Super Craig's just a run of the mill brutalist with a legacy he doesn't care about and a penchant for being cruel to reporters. Unfortunately his bad behavior catches up with him, putting him at the bottom of the rankings and inciting the board to request his removal. He's given two choices:

    Quit the team and be forced to leave Freedom City, risking never seeing his family or friends again.

    OR

    Willingly enter into a PR relationship with their newest member, an anxious elementalist named Wonder Tweek that he can't seem to get along with.

    He chooses the obvious option.

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    08 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    "Richard Tweak." He pushed a plume of smoke out through his nose and added, "The third."

    Craig looked down at the black water, out toward the horizon, then back to Mr. Tweak. He was staring at Craig, eyebrows raised, taking a slow pull on his cigarette.

    "Craig Tucker. Uh. The first."

     

    Or: Two guys meet on board the RMS Titanic. This might not be an ideal setting for a love story.

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    08 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 54

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    It had been nearly a century since the sky split open, demons and creatures of nightmares pouring into the world to scourge the earth. Nearly half of humanity fell on that day alone, but Craig wouldn't know nor could he bring himself to care. His island had always been a safe haven from the darkness lurking around them, serene and beautiful and full of life, so far removed from the tragedy of the mainland.

    And then everything changed.

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    06 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    The Hunger Games were always a distant thought in Craig's mind. He hated watching them, hated the deaths, and especially hated the Reaping. He had his sister, his friends, and his secret coffee-brewer boyfriend, and they made his miserable, short life in District 11 worth it. Especially his secret coffee-brewer boyfriend. Craig's name was in twenty-four times, though, which weren't bad odds, he supposed, just... not in his favor.

    One in twenty-four. Craig'd been reaped, and the odds of him winning were one in twenty-four. But he was bigger, stronger, older, with a handsome face and cute romantic sob story to boot. Logistically, Craig could win this. Tweek wanted Craig to win this. Tweek wanted him to get his hands bloody, and Craig would do anything for Tweek, even win the Hunger Games.

    But the odds aren't in their favor.

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    16 Feb 2026