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  1. Summary

    (aka badly written vent shit)

    hi so i hate myself and evertthing about myself but you know what i dont hate and absolutely adore. my fav characters so here we are dumping my personal issues onto them lol.

    bc im not 1:1 versions of my fav characters theyre going to be ooc of course.
    but IDC sooo

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    Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:

    On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.

    The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”

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    Chapters:
    13/13
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    29 Mar 2026

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    “Okay,” Avery said between breaths, “you’re officially my problem now. Congrats.”

    He lay there a moment longer, staring at the sky, then turned his head toward the unconscious gladiator. “You know, if you wake up and try to stab me, I’m gonna be real annoyed. Just saying.”

    No answer, obviously.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    19 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    at the crossroads turn left for free yaoi

  3. Rec 22

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    “You ever think, Charlie, that our group is the same as any other group like the football team? And the only real difference between us is what we wear and why we wear it?”

    I drove around in a haze for a while, because I didn’t want to go back to the house until Sam was home. I watched the people walking around, and I looked at all the people in the cars, leaning over to turn up the radio, tapping on the steering wheel, frowning, laughing. I wondered if any of them would crash their cars today, or tomorrow, even though I was the one driving around stoned.

     

    Letters from Patrick's point of view, covering most of the second half of the book.

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    28 Sep 2025

  4. Rec 64

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    Nine says they love everyone all the time--Juice included. That would hurt less if Juice weren't actually in love with them.

    ((aka nine isn't that great at emotions but juice isn't either. they work it out. ten helps))

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    30 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I’m going to sob at 12 08 in the night

  5. Rec 16

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    A seemingly ordinary resident of the fictional town Paradise, Arizona. One day, he comes home to find his house has been evicted, and this event triggers something dark and unhinged in him.

    After the events and ending up in an asylum, he lands in another place...bitch wife somehow dunno where that came from...It just is how it is.
    One day a magician shows up in town and interesting evens soon began to fall into place...as well as reveal of the past that just maybe-
    was not in someone's head.

    Language:
    English
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    21,458
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
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    16
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    12 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I’m scared, terrified even. Perfect bedtime story!

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