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Keep the Matches away from the Sunflower by DiamondBat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe
06 Jul 2026
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Batman and Superman have a love/hate relationship going on due to some misunderstandings and unexpressed emotions. With no other way of dealing with the unresolved tension, both of them end up on the same dating app. From there, a romance blossoms that neither of them expected or have any way of escaping.
(I originally started this with Batfleck x Cavill Superman in mind and still picture this pairing strongly. However, after watching the new Superman movie, I am now conflicted and can see this working with Corensupes and whatever Batman the reader wants to pair him with. So long as that Batman is older and beefier than Corensupes.)
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07 Jul 2026
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Saved Money and Awkward but Honest Conversations by Diary
Fandoms: 21 Jump Street (Movies)
12 Aug 2024
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AU. Fluffy with a side of angst look at Jenko and Schmidt employing communication. Complete.
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06 Apr 2026
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Vishous finds himself a little too absorbed with something he's reading and doesn't react well to Butch's jump scare.
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- Part 1 of October Tales
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10 Mar 2026
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Our Vows by doughnut_mind_if_I_do for I-will-steal-your-intestines
Fandoms: Venom (Comics), Venom (Marvel Movies)
09 Aug 2021
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It's Anne and Dan's wedding day. This gives venom ideas.
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26 Oct 2025
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Jaskier finds himself in the halls of Kaer Morhen, home to the Warlord of the North. He didn’t expect to find the Warlord so attractive though.
Jaskier figures his normal gambit of flowers and poetry won’t go down well with a witcher, which leads to the immortal question of how to court one. Geralt figures if he wants to catch Jaskier’s eye he needs to compete with the techniques of the fancy courts Jaskier is used to. Both end in much confusion and little success.
Eskel, Lambert, Yennefer, and Ciri have a betting pool, and watch on in amusement.
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17 Oct 2025
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Across lifetimes, across shattered timelines, he chases the same name.
Severus Snape.
Tom Riddle has broken every law of magic, fractured his own mind, and torn through the fabric of reality itself—just to find him. Just to see him smile.
In this world, Severus has already been broken. But Tom comes anyway, dragging the ruins of himself behind him.
Not to change fate— But to rewrite it.
The universe bends. Magic obeys. And love, wild and relentless, begins again.
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22 Sep 2025
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Severus Snape (really) isn't paid enough for this by Hilimi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Oct 2024
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Harry had everything to be happy, did not he? His uncle from the Potter side of his family was his new guardian and he was a wizard – it was still as amazing as the first day. He had friends and loved school, everything was going well.
All he needed was for the meeting between his uncle and Professor Snape to go well and his year should go well.
(Let's be clear: the meeting going wrong was just not a possibility since Professor Snape was the Head of Slytherin and Harry WAS a Slytherin).
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02 Sep 2025
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“Hello?” The younger boy whispered, still looking up at him, “Hello? Is someone there?”
Kakashi just about managed to stop himself from calling back, watching as the young boy was called back to spar again.
“Iruka! Stop daydreaming!”
Iruka… so that was his name.
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- Part 2 of Naruto Family and Ships Oneshots
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31 Aug 2025
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high enough (you got me good) by Delta_Pavonis for Moorishflower, Aria_Lerendeair
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
16 Sep 2023
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Hob should have fucking known Dream, in his Endless lifetime, had learned how to wield such a weapon. Should have known when Dream came prepared with black leather gauntlets up to his elbows and supple black leather pants that would provide protection in addition to range of movement.
He just hadn’t thought… well, that didn’t matter now. Just leave it at that. Hob hadn’t thought.
Hob needs someone to sub in for an edged weapons demo very last minute. He probably should have been suspicious when Dream offered.
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24 Jul 2025
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Madara has a crush. A very obvious, very embarrassing, world-ending crush—on Tobirama Senju, of all people. Everyone knows. Except Tobirama. (Or so Madara thinks.)
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- Part 5 of MadaTobi 2025
- Part 7 of Nana's 2025 Project (Procrastination)
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23 Jul 2025
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Kagami wants to celebrate Mother’s Day—but who counts as a mother when your family is made of war criminals, former enemies, and one grumpy sensei with gentle hands? Cue chaos, calligraphy mishaps, and an aggressively heartfelt drawing. Madara was not prepared.
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- Part 3 of MadaTobi 2025
- Part 5 of Nana's 2025 Project (Procrastination)
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23 Jul 2025
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Like always with Tobirama Senju, it started small but got out of hand very quickly.
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22 Jul 2025
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After a serious and devastating attack, the Uchiha are in desperate need of a sealmaster. Unfortunately for them, the best candidate happens to be from the Senju clan. Fortunately for them, he doesn't seem all that inclined to act like an enemy.
Which is lucky because, as it turns out, there are plenty of other adversaries making moves in Fire Country - both the clans will need to make new friends to survive.
Madara would have been content if his new husband tolerated him and helped his clan stay safe. He doesn't quite know what to do with the fact that his husband doesn't stop there.
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22 Jul 2025
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Beyond all hope of help getting to them in time, Madara has no choice but to trust a stranger with his life and the life of young Kagami.
It turns out to be a wiser decision than he ever could have anticipated.
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21 Jul 2025
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AITA for courting the guy my whole family repeatedly insulted? by bumblebeelex
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
31 Jul 2025
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“Your mother was a Hatake!?” Izuna shouted in disbelief, startling many of the Senju.
“Yes? I thought you knew?” Hashirama tilted his head, looking over to Tobirama who shrugged slightly.
“No, it seems like some of our intel was a bit outdated,” Madara sighed, pinching his brow. “Does this change anything else in the peace treaty? Any other culturally insensitive terms that need to be removed?”
Madara narrowed his eyes as Tobirama coughed, hiding his face for a moment. Did he just cover up a laugh?
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MadaTobi Week 2024 Day 3: Cultural Differences / Traditions
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- Part 1 of mdtb AITA
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20 Jul 2025
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“Huh,” Madara stared at him. “You do actually like me.”
“What?!” Tobirama squawked, his mouth gaping like that of a fish. Hashirama looked at him with a startled expression as well, something weirdly sympathetic stuck on his face.
“Shame, you don’t really have a chance,” Madara huffed. “No way I’m getting stuck with a man in this lifetime.”
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20 Jul 2025
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Retirement for the world's most powerful shinobi should be peaceful. It isn't. When Tobirama's passion for fuuinjutsu-powered home appliances clashes with Madara's simple desire for a non-freezing living room, the results are... explosive. Literally.
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14 Jul 2025
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Two shining, reflecting eyes are staring right at Kakashi. It’s a person, at first glance, holding some kind of ring of fire. Kakashi opens his mouth to say something, anything, but the person steps closer, and he realizes that the ring of fire seems to be dancing along his shoulders, where protrusions—tendrils—are breaking through from the skin. The skin itself is pale, green tinged, and speckled with scales along the being's right side. Which is nothing compared to the horns sticking straight out of his head. Or the—wow, the *incredible* lack of clothing.
This alien seals it: Kakashi's absolutely high. And should maybe stop reading so much Icha Icha.
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(Kakashi's crew goes to answer a distress signal on a seemingly abandoned satellite. And then the story goes in three wildly different directions.)
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13 Jul 2025
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Severus meets Lord Marvolo Slytherin and his life just keeps going up from then on.
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Severus gets a fiance, becomes an heir and consort. The marauders try once more to attack him and this time it's four against two and Severus gets his delicious revenge. Then he sasses Dumbledore and wakes up to the realities of his relationship with Lily Evans.
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22 Jun 2025
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Blow Jobs and Positive Reinforcement Verse (Reuploaded) by dont_take_me_home
Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)
13 Apr 2025
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04 May 2025