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Set six months after the events of OTPYG. Tucker and Wash struggle to get their act together just in time for everything to go to hell around them.
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- Part 2 of Oh, The Places You'll Go!
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Introducing the Nightmare Solution!
Featuring temporary cohabitation, fake exorcisms, copious self-help books, and David Washington slowly losing control of his life.
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Kimball is a woman of action. So is Kai, in that she likes to get some. That's kind of the same thing, right?
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Finding missing cats for little girls isn't exactly the glamorous life he hoped for when he became a private investigator, but Tucker is nothing if not flexible.
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old world blues (ignite your bones) by bismuthBallistics, MdeCarabas
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
30 Nov 2015
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Wash and Tucker have a series of food fights. It's a little more emotionally damaging than it sounds.
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"'Uh…' Akira starts. 'These vines won’t let me help you.'
'That’s fine,' Akechi says, seemingly unperturbed. 'I can get out of this myself, I assure you.'
So Akira watches. He watches for several moments as Akechi tries to find a way out of the vines. He tugs, wriggles and pulls—no dice. The vines are still perfectly wrapped around him like a snake coiling its prey. It almost seems that the more he struggles, the worse they tighten.
Akira doesn’t know how to broach the topic, so he tries eloquently, 'Do you think you’re, uh, stuck stuck?'
'Use that glorious intellect of yours, Joker,' Akechi hisses. 'What do you think it looks like?'
After mishandling the research flora in Maruki's Palace, Akechi finds himself trapped in an array of vines. The only way to get out is with Akira's aide, but being trapped drudges up feelings Akechi never wanted to bring to the surface...
Collab with pathomatose for Shuake Week 2024! Day 3: Stuck in a Wall
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23 Apr 2026
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Whispers in Corners by esama
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
13 Jan 2014
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Everything started with a stumble - his new life in a new world as well as his surprisingly successful career as a medium.
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21 Apr 2026
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Bleeding out on the floorboards, Severus greeted death as a friend.
He wasn't expecting to wake up.
Stuck in the infant body of Harry Potter, with his addled cousin by his side, Severus is walking a mile in a very different pair of shoes.
A time travel fix-it. The oddest Severitus (Sevitus) you'll ever read. Betad by Eider Down.Series
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14 Apr 2026
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Professor Malfoy's world is contained, controlled, and as solitary as he can make it, but when an act of petty revenge goes horribly awry, he and his trusty six-legged friend are thrown into Hogwarts life at the deep end and must learn to live, love and let go.
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14 Apr 2026
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snipers solve 99% of all problems by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2025
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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.
“Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”
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12 Apr 2026
