MemeMachine562
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There are two princes of Rivendell, even if only one is ever acknowledged. They are the chosen of the stag gods, destined to fight in an endless battle.
We know this story, of course. We’ve seen it all before - For his champion, Aeor chooses Smajor. Exor chooses the eldest, Xornoth.
But what if things were different?
When faced with two brothers, the gods make another choice. Now, free of demonic interference, Xornoth grows into a king, and Scott . . .
Well, we all know what happens to Exor’s champion.
Or; A Champion's Role Swap AU with Scott as Exor’s Champion and Xornoth as the Elvenking of Rivendell. Includes guilt, creeping frost in place of corruption, and lots and lots of Flower Husbands.
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There was no moon, that night. Thick clouds covered the sky - no moon, no stars, no light. Sausage found that he rather liked the total darkness of it all, like someone had turned the world off for the night.
The grass crunched under his feet, dry and dead like all the lands around his home were. Crunch, crunch, crunch, it went. There wasn’t a sound to be heard, no creatures stirring or winds blowing. Just him and his footsteps breaking the silence.
Except . . . there. Something. Something not him.
Or; Total darkness has Scott feeling some sorta way, Sausage gets caught up in it.
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[The nature of death, and how to wake back up] by MemeMachine562
Fandoms: 100 Hours Hardcore SMP
11 Aug 2022
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Grian almost didn’t realize he had died until he opened his eyes again. Until he woke to a changed world. Or, well, a changed him.
It was just so quick. One hit - he dove forward, flaring his wings instinctually - two hits, and that was that. So ends the life of Grian, in a stupid woodland mansion being stupid and going first, being killed by stupid Vindicators.
Or; Grian revives - it isn't a painless experience.
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Grian was bored. The Void wasn't exactly a stimulating environment, after all.
Well. It's not like he doesn't have some raw material to play with. A new world, maybe?
Or; Grian makes a new world out of the remains of Last Life.
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Scott gives Jimmy so much gold that he doesn't really know what to do with it, and honestly? Jimmy had started to assume he just had more than even he could use - and Scott wore a lot of gold, so that was saying something.
There's a bit more to it than that, as he finds out.
Or; Giving gold as a gift means something special in Elven culture, Jimmy doesn't know this.
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Written for Flower Husbands Week Day 4: Gold.Series
- Part 4 of Flower Husbands Week 2022 <3
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Flower Husbands Week 2022 <3 by MemeMachine562
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Afterlife SMP, Empires SMP
10 Jun 2022
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Techno and his Chat by MemeMachine562
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Nov 2021
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My fics that focus on Techno and his relationship with Chat!
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Therapy but it's just Zooble interrogating Caine by Sparkhearts2
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
20 Jun 2025
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Remember that funny bit at the end of episode 3? Where Caine and Zooble switched who was on the therapy couch? What if Caine went into a little more detail than just his thoughts on the wild west.
And by detail I mean Zooble gets answers and its- well, like pulling teeth.
Edit: No longer Zooble interrogating Caine, as I am writing more for this. Now everyone gets to interrogate him. Yay!
Includes: hardware facts! Software jokes! Inaccurate portrayal of AI! Everyone treating the circus like it’s real life while Caine is like HeHe HoHo, I’m a funny silly video game! Don’t worry about the darkness that grows within me, let me tell you about RAM.
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- Part 1 of Putting the Digital in TADC
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14 Dec 2025
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Loneliness will sit over our roofs with brooding wings by audioEidolon
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
02 Nov 2025
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Owen had been drunk enough to be pleasantly swimming, eyes blinking languidly— he wasn’t going to turn down free wine, especially from the Goldsmith cellars. But at the sight of Pyro crawling into Scott’s lap with no sense of propriety, he had sat straight and cold and sober, heat rushing to his bloodless face and fingers tightening on his goblet.
Scott had looked… smug, was the only word for it, pulling Pyro’s head down to rest against his shoulder, and indulgently bringing his hand up to run through his fledglings dark hair. Owen found his eyes drawn helplessly to the motion, fingers cold and stiff where they were clenched on the goblet and the table surface, pupils dilated in the dim candle flicker light of the formerly grand banquet hall. Scott had made eye contact with him, his smile slow and sharp. A bare flicker of pointed white teeth flashed on his bottom lip as Pyro let out a content sigh and relaxed, half on Scott’s lap, and half tucked onto the grand chair Scott had positioned at the head of the table.
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04 Dec 2025
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master of puppets, i'm pulling your strings by orphan_account
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Sep 2019
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And to make matter’s worst, which is just her luck, really, no surprises there, a car turns the corner, engine roaring, and slows down as it nears the school. Not any car either, no. Billy Hargrove’s blue Camaro is a one of a kind car here in Hawkins, and right now, it’s screeching to a halt.
Great. That’s just– great. The town’s douchebag, just what she needed.
He rolls down the window, lays on his charm, giving her the kind of grin that makes the girls swoon in the halls. Too bad for him, really, this kinda shit isn’t gonna work on Robin. “Hey there, beautiful. You wouldn’t happen to have seen my sister, would you?”
Robin frowns, gives him an unimpressed look. Not really what she had been expecting, but better than being harassed. “Do I look like I know who your sister is?”
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or, Robin has car trouble and somehow, that changes everything.
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29 Nov 2025
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Robert is kind of twitchy and the Z-Team is, you know, a gaggle of morally compromised fucknuggets. As the team starts to get a little too comfortable play-razing their new dispatcher, someone takes a prank too far and gets an uncomfortable snapshot into what superhero PTSD looks like. AKA: Robert gets no shit triggered at the office.
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- Part 4 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
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17 Nov 2025
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In which Robert gets blown up and Malevola intervenes. She’ll never admit it, but she might (as a part-demon) have a soft spot about the metaphysical evidence that their new dispatcher is, in fact, a good person. And she’s not gonna watch him die in a fucking lab explosion. AKA: A few missing scenes and speculation on Malevola’s whole deal.
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- Part 5 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
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17 Nov 2025