NoCryptoGrapher
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In The End It Doesn't Even Matter by NoCryptoGrapher
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Mar 2026
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Cazador says goodbye to the love of his life. In the end, was it all worth it?
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- Part 5 of Cazador's Adventures In Heavy Metal
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Epic Rap Battles Of Baldur's Gate by NoCryptoGrapher
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Epic Rap Battles of History (Web Series)
11 Sep 2025
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*drops mic*
A collection of rap battles from the Realms.
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Argus Filch learns he only has a couple of weeks to live. Is it finally time to confess his feelings to the woman he's loved for decades? Little does he know, life still has one final surprise left in store for him.
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Doctor Humdinger, a child psychiatrist, can't retire until he's found a way to help Ryder, his most peculiar patient.
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What happens if an outie falls in love with her innie?
The Covid-19 pandemic affects Lumon too, forcing employees to relocate to home offices. Suddenly living under the same roof, Sandy and Lexie find comfort in letters to each other. But how can one have a relationship with someone who's physically them?
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Cazador's Adventures In Heavy Metal by NoCryptoGrapher
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Mar 2026
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Cazador Szarr's ritual goes horribly wrong. Instead of becoming a vampire ascendant, he's transported to year 1987 in New York City, Earth. To set things right, he reluctantly joins forces with an aspiring heavy metal band.
Can the power of music and friendship cure a pitch black heart?
Part 1: The main story (rated: M)
Part 2: A night in the life of Cazador and Sheena, after the events of part 1 (rated: E)
Part 3: The sequel, where the band gets Isekai'd to Faerûn, and Cazador must face his past (rated: M)
Part 4: Sheena & Cazador's wedding (rated: M)
Part 5: The End (rated: T)- Words:
- 67,500
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"Mamma, I believe that creature is a changeling: she is a perfect cabinet of oddities, but I should be dull without her; she amuses me a great deal more than you or Lucy Snowe." - Villette - Charlotte Brontë
Nana is a changeling who has done an excellent job keeping this quiet. After spending her life alone she comes across a group of adventurers looking to save themselves from their new parasites. She follows after them, humouring herself with their remarks and eventually thinks, is being alone really worth it?
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- Part 1 of The Nana Saga
Bookmarked by NoCryptoGrapher
15 Nov 2025
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Just a collection of short one shots that don't deserve their own individual posts.
Bookmarked by NoCryptoGrapher
09 Dec 2024
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Short and sweet BG3 stories, gotta read them all ❤️
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As Eddie closed his eyes for the last time he hoped for heaven but feared the blank nothingness he really believed awaited him.
Instead he's confronted by a strange figure, who looks a lot like Death-with-a-capital-D, telling him he's just a character in a story called Stranger Things. Not even one of the main characters. A small part of a much larger tale. A one season wonder who has no existence beyond his own story. But now he'll get to choose which story. Sort of.
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- Part 1 of Paraskenia
Bookmarked by NoCryptoGrapher
29 May 2024
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One moment, Clara Oswald’s a young journalist trying to catch a scoop, or catch a break, or just not to get drenched by the persistent London November rain. The next, she’s being chased by impossible, but somehow familiar monsters, and rescued – or dragged further into danger – by a mysterious gruff Scotsman with a ridiculous velvet jacket and attack eyebrows.
They must both be going mad. Otherwise, what’s causing the monsters, the impossible coincidences, and the memories just out of reach on the edge of their minds? And why are they being watched over by a scruffy blue police box?