NoOneKnowsIWriteThis
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That's One Way to Make a Sandwich by NoOneKnowsIWriteThis
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
25 Dec 2025
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"You can start, you know?" Annabelle teases, running her hands up Jet's thighs.
"I was being polite," Constano replies.
Then he kisses a spot behind Jet's ear, making her squirm. She wants them both desperately; this threesome is the best idea she's ever had.
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College AU - Jet gets her Hot People Fight threesomeSeries
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Minthara endured yet another day of the vampire's silly little hints and the wizard's insufferable ramblings. Normally after dinner she would retreat to her tent, away from the two pathetic men.
Unfortunately, as a responsible matriarch, it was her duty to assist the pair.
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Tired of watching Astarion fail to claim the wizard for himself, Minthara takes things into her own hands...by loudly fucking Gale in her tent. -
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Villain is just a word for anyone whose methods the victors disapprove of.
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Grissini's thoughts on being one of the quangled villains.- Language:
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Gale sat before the campfire, shuffling his cards. It had been a tumultuous day, between falling out of a nautiloid, being rescued from a malfunctioning portal, and raiding a long-forgotten tomb, there had been more action than Gale had seen in well over a year. The steady pass of the paper between his hands was rhythmic and soothing.
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"You alright there, soldier?" she called out, hoping Gale wouldn't notice that she was suddenly desperately horny in the middle of what had just been an active battlefield.
Gale grinned at her, shaking some water from his arms. "I'm doing wonderfully actually," he answered. "The robe has minor healing abilities as long as I'm standing in water." Another wave of sparkling healing magic washed over him and Gale let out a pleased little sigh.
"Aces," Karlach replied, a little breathlessly. Gods, it had been so long since she'd had a good fuck.
Series
- Part 5 of Wavemother Wizard
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Concordant University: A Crown of Candy College AU by NoOneKnowsIWriteThis
Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
25 Dec 2025
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A modern day college AU for A Crown of Candy that's still vaguely set in Calorum.
Each fic is standalone but use the same world building. There's no plan for this series. Everything that I had in-progress is now posted, so don't expect more unless inspiration strikes.
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A handful of ficlets I wrote in October following Whumptober prompts.
I once again make the breadstick suffer.
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Based on my first Tav, Estelle, a blue Mephistopholes Tiefling, paladin of Lathander, and wizard smoocher
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Mistral (aka genderqueer Gale) by NoOneKnowsIWriteThis
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 May 2025
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Bloodweave dual origin shenanigans by Vagabond_Sloth
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
11 Nov 2025
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06 Nov 2025
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Gale has always found that a Simulacrum is far more useful than a mirror for knowing how something looks - the perfect copy, head to toe, makes a wonderful model with a few unique benefits. Naturally his modified spell, when cast with enough power, is even capable of interacting physically, so outfits can be properly worn without leaving signs of wear. What's a better fit? The finely tailored outfit, or their wearer?...
Inspired by the BG3 Kinktober 2025 prompt list on BSky, with pairings voted for through August and September through Google Forms and Tumblr, this series explores a variety of kinks at around 1,000 words each. Thank you to everyone who helped decide what to write for each prompt day!
Day 13 - LingerieSeries
- Part 13 of BG3 Kinktober 2025
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13 Oct 2025
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"…I am pleased to see you again, wizard."
The look he gave her was one of faint surprise— lips parted, eyes widened and rimmed with heavy dark circles. His beard, usually so meticulously groomed, was unkempt. For once he seemed at a loss for words.
"I…I'm pleased to see you too, Minthara."
Minthara Baenre was never a woman of many words.
Gale Dekarios was desperate for them.
(A look into their relationship: post-kidnapping and return)
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07 Oct 2025
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I've Got A Lot Of Love To Give by pretty_sick_actually
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Oct 2025
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Gale is in a quandary when he's told a fortune about true love but he's already fallen for Astarion.
Bloodweave Week Day 7: Masquerade, Stargazing, Lingerie
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04 Oct 2025
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“Last question, Astarion. Would you ever hurt a living thing?”
Astarion stares blankly ahead, “No. Of course not. Not unless they had it coming.”
“Astarion,” the man laughs, and slides his fingers on the glass and light. “In your present build: Would you harm a living thing?”
“No.”
“Good boy,” he smiles.
Some part of Astarion appreciates the words, even as his emotional subroutines are suppressed. He is a good boy, sometimes.
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13 Sep 2025