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Bloodweave dual origin shenanigans by Vagabond_Sloth
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
11 Nov 2025
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06 Nov 2025
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Gale has always found that a Simulacrum is far more useful than a mirror for knowing how something looks - the perfect copy, head to toe, makes a wonderful model with a few unique benefits. Naturally his modified spell, when cast with enough power, is even capable of interacting physically, so outfits can be properly worn without leaving signs of wear. What's a better fit? The finely tailored outfit, or their wearer?...
Inspired by the BG3 Kinktober 2025 prompt list on BSky, with pairings voted for through August and September through Google Forms and Tumblr, this series explores a variety of kinks at around 1,000 words each. Thank you to everyone who helped decide what to write for each prompt day!
Day 13 - LingerieSeries
- Part 13 of BG3 Kinktober 2025
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13 Oct 2025
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"…I am pleased to see you again, wizard."
The look he gave her was one of faint surprise— lips parted, eyes widened and rimmed with heavy dark circles. His beard, usually so meticulously groomed, was unkempt. For once he seemed at a loss for words.
"I…I'm pleased to see you too, Minthara."
Minthara Baenre was never a woman of many words.
Gale Dekarios was desperate for them.
(A look into their relationship: post-kidnapping and return)
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07 Oct 2025
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I've Got A Lot Of Love To Give by pretty_sick_actually
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Oct 2025
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Gale is in a quandary when he's told a fortune about true love but he's already fallen for Astarion.
Bloodweave Week Day 7: Masquerade, Stargazing, Lingerie
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04 Oct 2025
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“Last question, Astarion. Would you ever hurt a living thing?”
Astarion stares blankly ahead, “No. Of course not. Not unless they had it coming.”
“Astarion,” the man laughs, and slides his fingers on the glass and light. “In your present build: Would you harm a living thing?”
“No.”
“Good boy,” he smiles.
Some part of Astarion appreciates the words, even as his emotional subroutines are suppressed. He is a good boy, sometimes.
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13 Sep 2025
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"So, what's next for the great Gale of Waterdeep?" Astarion asks, drawing him out of his brooding.
Gale frowns. He hasn't been Gale of Waterdeep since before the nautiloid. No matter how much bravado he puts on. But then, who is he? Without Mystra. Without the Orb.
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Sometimes the best choice still feels like shit.
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10 Sep 2025
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“Do you want a heart transplant?” He didn’t know what possessed him to ask that. It seemed certifiably insane the moment it left his lips.
Gale sat back regarding Astarion with an unreadable expression. “Honestly? I don’t know,” he sighed. “I mean, obviously, it would be an incredible gift, and I am not going to turn down a match… but I also feel quite sick when I think about some old woman holding a stethoscope to my chest and weeping over her dead child.”
“That is quite a dark thought, isn’t it?”
“I know, I should be thinking about how I’m creating a bit of meaning out of a senseless tragedy, but I would rather not have someone die to make my life a little more comfortable…”
“An amazing gift can still be an immense burden,” Astarion mused. “A heart is a heavy thing to give.”
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Chronically ill Gale hires a sex worker (Astarion) to help him lose his virginity, send tweet
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24 Aug 2025
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To Err Is Divine (to forgive is human) by Lame Wizard (Chocofake)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Jan 2026
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“Tara. What in the Nine Hells happened to my beard?”
Gale had gone on a great adventure with a band of tadpoles misfits to save the world from the Absolute. That much, he was certain of. So why and how did he find himself back in Waterdeep, a year before that whole venture, and just days away from committing the mistake of a lifetime? Did the friends from his vision indeed exist? Or better yet, did they remember? What could it all mean?
A bit of time traveling shenanigans and the threat of Absolutists to defeat anew... But just how much does everyone recall from that glimpse into the future exactly? Find friends and foes alike back in an adventure with much more to offer than you’d first wager![Act 1 of this fic fully written]
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20 Aug 2025
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Regret and Redemption by MartletSable
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
21 Sep 2025
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”Mr. Dekarios… what happened?”
”I - I don’t know Tara. I opened the book, then everything went black. When I woke up I felt a tightness in my chest and,” He jestured to his left side “This had appeared.”
- Or -The Netherese Orb absorbs life energy and now Gale kills everything he touches. After a year of fruitless research in his tower, he goes to Baldur’s gate looking for answers. He takes a job as a cook in a seedy tavern so he can use the animals on the menu to feed the orb.
Astarion is out on the prowl and his latest hunting ground shows promise. It’s a shame the handsome guy in the kitchen is so shy. He would be excellent prey.
**This fic updates around 1 to 2x a week. Chapters are on the shorter side (1500 to 3k), but you get them quick!**
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26 Jul 2025
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Gale once came to Baldur’s Gate as a student, unaware of how narrowly he had escaped becoming Astarion’s next mark.
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25 Jul 2025
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Gale and Astarion, two men who inadvertently found themselves working in the porn industry years ago, find themselves back in it to make a quick buck. But sometimes fucking for business doesn’t stay that way..
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14 Jul 2025
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Snapshots through the game as Gale and Astarion slowly stumble into love with each other.
AKA: The prequel fic to my inevitable smut character study fic that we all know I'm gonna get roped into.
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29 Jun 2025
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But Please, Squeeze It in Rhythm, Prevent My Heart From Stopping by ildottoreapologist
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
26 Jun 2025
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They’ve barely been in the city a tenday when Orin kidnaps Gale. Finding him turns out to be the least of their problems; when he finally wakes, two days after his rescue, they discover that the jagged teeth of whatever curse Orin masticated him with are still sunk in deep.
While the others go off to find a cure, Astarion stays with Gale.
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26 Jun 2025
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One Wish, For The Road by bloodweaver (Quint_Essentially)
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 Oct 2024
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21 Oct 2024
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After a year spent in seclusion, former professor Gale Dekarios is convinced by his tressym to travel to Ioma. Not just to research the magical crystals there, mind, but to pick himself back up following a string of failures.
Suddenly freed by the death of his master Cazador, Astarion has fled as far as possible from Baldur’s Gate to seek solace for the first time in two hundred years, armed with nothing more than a broken sunwalking ring.
At a romantic seaside getaway, the last thing either of them expect to find is love.
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28 Aug 2024
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The hand removed itself from his forehead. “Temperature is normal,” Gale announced, before using its fingers to gather some stray drool that had trailed down Astarion’s jaw. Before Astarion could register the pitiful jolt of arousal at the sudden skin contact or the sheer absurdity of what Gale was doing, Gale had stuck its fingers in its mouth.
“What the —”
“No new bacteria detected,” Gale went on, “Ruling out food poisoning.”
“Oh, Gods,” Astarion groaned. “And to think that these things are what’s sending our workforce into a tizzy. What next, 'droid? Are you about to give me a rectal examination too?”
“There is no need for one at the moment,” Gale said, confused. “Unless you are seeking prostate stimulation—”
“No!”
Amidst the softly thrumming melancholy of a dystopian, cyber-punk city, former corporate-rat Astarion Ancunín, who has long since lost the will to live, finds himself in possession of a G-413 or "Gale" - an amnesiac android who, strangely enough, enjoys living.
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22 Aug 2024
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The Last Will and Testament of Cazador Szarr by AbigailMoment
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
05 Jan 2026
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"First," said Gale. "Do not kill any thinking creatures in Waterdeep unless you must to protect yourself or you have my express permission."
As Gale spoke, he could feel the weight of his words sinking into the person sitting across from him. It was like casting a spell, but took no effort. Astarion had been staring hollowly into his goblet of blood, but at this he made a faintly interested noise. As if the rule were novel and he was considering the shape of it.
"Second, you will obey me in all things," said Gale. There didn't feel like there was any honest way of softening that. Astarion didn't make any sound at all.
"Third, do not leave the tower without permission." Astarion made another speculative noise, considering this one too. But then his shoulders hunched and his eyes skittered down, as if he didn't want to look at what was about to happen.
"Fourth," Gale said, and paused. He started with some context: "There is a tressym upstairs."
Astarion's head twitched. He looked up at Gale, blinking, startled. He had the air of someone who had been bracing for a blow and instead had just been handed a balloon animal.
"A what?" he asked.
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- Part 1 of Will & Testament
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17 Apr 2024
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Grissini moves first. He crosses to the window, snapping the fruit-velvet curtains shut. It plunges the room into even lower light, blocking out the night sky, so that only the candle remains. He turns to face her, and Jet watches him brace himself back against the now-curtained windowsill, taking a deep breath.
“Commander?” she asks tentatively, but Grissini shakes his head.
“If you are offering,” he says, very softly, “I would have you call me Constano.”Day Twenty-One: Panties & Lingerie
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- Part 19 of Roll With Advent-age 2023
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22 Dec 2023
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are you tired, because you’ve been running through the labyrinth of my heart for so long by juurensha
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018)
24 Nov 2020
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Asterius wasn’t sure why his half-sister’s ex kept coming to his gym and tagging him in workout pictures afterwards, but he wasn’t complaining; it helped him keep track of their shared workouts.
It was a little weird that these pictures were all of Theseus shirtless and sweaty, but that was how good workouts usually ended.
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24 Nov 2020
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“I owe you an explanation of what I said before, about the heroes Achilles and Patroclus,” Asterius starts.
“Nonsense, Asterius! You feel better now, do you not?”
“No.” Theseus’s eyebrows lift, and Asterius snorts. “Yes, I feel better. No, it is not nonsense.”
“Speak, then!”
“I know little of friendship. If we are friends—”
“We are! From the depths of my heart, we are!”
Asterius casts his gaze away briefly, focusing on the axe under his hands instead. Theseus is sincere as the sun, and can be equally difficult to look at.
“If we are friends, they do things we do not.”
After a chance encounter reveals what their bond could be, Asterius tries to navigate his feelings for Theseus, and seeks some advice.
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08 Nov 2020