NoSleepOnlyCaffeinatedJuice
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Watching On As It Goes Down In Flames by NoSleepOnlyCaffeinatedJuice
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Feb 2026
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“It was just here when I came through, and no one else seems to know when it got here. Should we be conser-“ he was then cut off by the screen glitching. It cut to black.
There was complete silence. All the hermits stopped talking to look at the screen. Not a sound other than the wind could be heard.
And then, it cut to two people standing in a desert, surrounded by cacti.
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Febuwhump Day 1, Alt 6, Live Broadcast
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- Part 1 of Febuwhump 2026
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Febuwhump 2026 by NoSleepOnlyCaffeinatedJuice
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Feb 2026
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- 865
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Stones of Friendship by WillNonsense
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
25 Jul 2024
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5 times Steven gave somebody he's close with a nickname based on a rock and 1 time somebody close to Steven gave him a nickname based on a rock.
Bookmarked by NoSleepOnlyCaffeinatedJuice
15 May 2025
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i cant. i-i just cant. it's beutiful.
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i have always liked you (it's a confession rehearsal!) by tillydouspart (uminoyuurei)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
14 Feb 2026
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“… What was that?” Gem stared at him like she had seen a ghost. Her jaw might as well have been touching the cobblestone and her eyes looked about to bulge out of her skull. She had turned about 5 shades whiter.
“Oh, it's Scar’s newest bit,” Grian answered casually. It was definitely nothing that warranted that sort of reaction, didn't even make top 5 of craziest things Scar had done. Maybe not even top 10. He flattened the shopping district overnight just a few weeks ago.
“His newest bit…” Gem shook her head, recomposing herself. “Can you please explain what exactly is the bit?” Before Grian could reply, she added: “From the very beginning, with as many details as possible. What is wrong with you two?”(or: Scar rehearses to get the best love confession)
Bookmarked by NoSleepOnlyCaffeinatedJuice
22 Feb 2026
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A Guide on How to Drive Xisuma Insane (Created, Written, and Partially Illustrated by the Hermits) by 5ammmm
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Magic School Bus & Magic School Bus Rides Again (Cartoons 1994-2018), Video Blogging RPF
18 Dec 2025
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Crack Fics from an unfunny person centered around Xisuma and his complete inability to wrangle his insane chaotic children.
Featuring special guests Coffee, Xisuma wishing to be put out of his misery, and Xisuma's prized Ship In A Bottle
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- 59,022
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Bookmarked by NoSleepOnlyCaffeinatedJuice
02 Feb 2026
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Throughout his life Grian's always hid his status as a shapeshifter, in fact he frequently wished that he wasn't one, that he had a stable an consistent form just like everyone else. One day The Watchers, in their endless cruelty, granted his wish in the worst possible way before forcing him into solitude for far too long for him to keep track. Now once again faced with players in the previously empty world, Grian really has no idea what to do.
Bookmarked by NoSleepOnlyCaffeinatedJuice
04 Dec 2025
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Get Used To It by theyre_called_my_sandals
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
17 Oct 2025
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SBI Foster AU but— nope. No buts. It’s exactly the same as all the other ones. It’s my comfort plotline, your honor.
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- Part 1 of Get Used To It
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- English
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- 193,989
- Chapters:
- 75/?
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- 4
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Bookmarked by NoSleepOnlyCaffeinatedJuice
26 Oct 2025