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    The story of a golden haired peasant boy who, when exploring the misty, scary part of the forest, stumbles upon a god that falls head over heels platonically in love with him.

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    God!Tubbo claims Tommy as his favorite. Hijinks ensue.

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    04 Apr 2022

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    “Well, well, well,” Captain Philza smirked, the heels of his boots sounding against the ship’s deck as he paced.“What do we have here?”

    When Phil had been summoned from his quarters, he wasn’t expecting to be met with the sight of a pirate strung up against the mast. One of the most wanted and most infamous pirates currently sailing the seven seas no less! The Blood God was a living legend, one of the few pirates that had managed to escape the navy’s grasp more than once, and well known for his unmerciful killings…

    And here he was, kneeling like a dog at Phil’s feet…

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    "You - was that a pick up line?" He asks, taken back, and Dream almost laughs. "I'm about to steal a seventeen million dollar artifact, and your first instinct is to flirt with me?"
    "I mean, I don't know, why not," Dream smiles, despite being able to list many reasons as to why not.

    (Dream, local superhero, attempts to recruit the infamous art thief that keeps slipping away.
    Clay, local college student, attempts not to fall in love with the waiter who knows an unnatural amount about art.)

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    28 Mar 2022

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    Technoblade owes Dream a favor.

    And, like Tommy had feared, Dream ends up calling it in to get Techno’s help in order to bust out of the prison.

    Except… Techno gets another idea after noticing a loophole in Dream’s request.

    An idea that would keep the other members of the Syndicate safe.

    An idea that would free himself of any fear of retribution.

    ...and an idea that might just inadvertently save the SMP.

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    27 Mar 2022

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    The royal family of Antarctic empire isn’t exactly close.

    Emperor Philza is always occupied; Tommy hasn’t seen Techno in months, and even if Wilbur is here, their relationship can be described to be strained at best.

    The royal family doesn’t need to be close, however, it only needs to be balanced, like the pillars holding the country above their heads – as long as they are strong and steady, the Empire will be too. It’s the principle that held Tommy’s back straight and his shoulders broad through the years of hardships and trials of errors; through yet another formal meeting where his father’s gaze would look past him and where his brother’s words would be filled with poison that makes the deepest parts of his soul ache.

    At that time, Tommy couldn't know that his family would find a replacement for him in the face of a commoner boy named Ranboo.

    ~🦋~

    Tommy's family has replaced him. It's only fair that he gets to do the same.

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    02 Mar 2022