Noodle_Mama



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  1. Summary

    This is a collection of standalone stories for the Criminal Record community.

    "I’m going to have to politely ask you to stop seeing right fucking through me. It’s quite tiresome, and I’ve known you for about a day at this point, give or take a few hours. I’m not a fan of it. I’m a certain way. Just let me be how I am, okay? You can’t teach an old dog new tricks and all that rot."

    — Daniel Hegarty to Davina Lennox (an original character), There Are No Saints (by agoodtuckering)

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  2. Summary

    This is a series that grew from There Are No Saints to far more. It follows the lives of DS Davina Lennox and DCI Daniel Hegarty.

    Any standalone stories within this series will be quick scenes, characters' thoughts, pieces with introspection, etc. Expect the little things that happen during or in-between various chapters. We wanted a place for the bits and bobs that didn't make it into the story or were thought about later. Here you go, dear readers.

    For anyone new, you'll find all that you need to know in the story summary for There Are No Saints.

    "You were the sweetest thing that I ever knew.
    But I don't care for sugar, honey, if I can't have you."

    — Annie Lennox, Walking on Broken Glass

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    After abandoning her acting career, Alex returns as River Song for some special episodes. She will find unresolved tensions and issues waiting for her and she will bring two big surprises with her

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    04 Sep 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    The 60th anniversary episode of Doctor Who is in progress. Will these two old flames rekindle or has the spark been lost?

    My first Mattex. I do not know these people nor do I claim to. This is FICTION. Slightly AU where Alex didn't end up marrying a third time. Please be kind.

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    04 Sep 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    The Doctor and Missy promised each other a thousand years so they can become friends again. But a thousand years is a long time without adventures. When both Time Lords notice an act of aggression by an indigenous species against humans in recorded history, neither can resist going back in time to investigate. Yet saving humans is one thing. Can the two best enemies hold onto their not-yet friendship when thrust into a world of opposing sides thirty-five centuries into the past?

    Takes place in between The Empress of Mars and The Eaters of Light, when Missy is still in the vault.

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    02 Mar 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    After the zombie apocalypse has devastated the world, Matt Smith finds himself a part of a group of survivors, but one day will change his life forever.

    Post apocalyptic AU where the Tardis team never met before the apocalypse.

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    22 Jun 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 76

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    River did not expect to survive the Library. But here she is, in London in the year 2000 and somehow, she'll have to figure out why.

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    06 Jun 2019