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Growing up he could always run faster, jump higher, hold his breath for longer than any of the other kids. His strength was at a superhuman level. He had far beyond 20/20 vision, the sharpest ears and nose around, and a discriminating palate. He never got sick and he had no allergies of any kind whatsoever.
None of that mattered, though. Not to the Zen'in clan.OR: a glance at Toji's relationship with the idea of a "blessing"
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Dan Mirko your Bobbie s by NotYourGoat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Apr 2020
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Miruko posts a selfie from at the gym after a really good workout!
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- Part 11 of BnHA Crack Shorties
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galo heads out to work in the morning
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kaminari hears a song that reminds him of a certain heterochromatic classmate of his. he should show it to him!
OR: kaminari forces his hyperfixation upon his classmate bc it b like that sometimesSeries
- Part 10 of BnHA Crack Shorties
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understandable have a nice day by NotYourGoat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Jul 2019
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There's something that Kaminari wants to do, but he's too nervous! He asks Shinso to brainwash him into just Doing The Thing.
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- Part 9 of BnHA Crack Shorties
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BnHA Crack Shorties by NotYourGoat
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Apr 2020
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jus some short comedy fics, mostly crack. can all be read as standalones. i try to keep em under 1k but it doesn't always work out that way and some are def less crack than others. yee haw
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Todoroki Shoto, the hero of CVS by AmazingCheesecake
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Jan 2019
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"My dad cut me off after I bought a two thousand dollar bouncy castle so now I gotta make my own cash. CVS was hiring and that worked for me. Let's get this bread."
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03 Jan 2019
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TOKOYAMI’S JOURNAL OF PURE DARKNESS (Read at your own risk) by TheWanderers
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Oct 2021
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Jiro helpfully suggested that I write something to “let out all my frustration” after the coffee machine broke. I have decided to follow in the footsteps of the legendary American Edgar Allan Poe and try my hand at the fine art of poetry. My first draft was as follows:
My heart bleeds with darkness
Black like the beans of my lifeblood
I scream at the heavens to avenge my loss
They have not listened
They never have
Without my dark elixir I am crushed
Damn machineryDark Shadow, my faithful editor, was perusing my work and insisted that the last line was a smidgen too blunt. It is now:
I will never again rely on the gears of grinding fate
This, I feel, was a worthy first attempt.
(A journal documenting Class 1-A’s daily shenanigans and Tokoyami’s “dark musings”, told from the perspective of everyone’s favorite bird. Ever wanted to know what would happen if Aoyama forced Tokoyami to shop for clothes that aren’t black? Want to see the absolute disaster that occurs when Class 1-A goes camping or fights each other with spray bottles? No? Well, uh... keep scrolling, then.)
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13 Mar 2019
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silence of the yams by dinosuns
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Mar 2019
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The door closes, leaving Todoroki alone in the one place he has always felt a little lost in. In Bakugou’s absence, the kitchen seems to have become more mysterious and cryptic than before. The counter seems more vast, the utensils are elusive, the drawers harbour great secrets.
Todoroki stares at the potatoes; they stare right back.
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OR: "What the fuck do you mean you can’t peel a potato?”
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22 Mar 2019