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John Winchester is back from the dead, and doesn't respond well to certain revelations about his oldest son.
In which John is an idiot, Castiel gets angry, Dean is surprisingly mature, and Sam figures some things out.
Warnings for homophobia and brief mentions of underage prostitution and non-con (nothing explicit).
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"Derek fucking Hale!"
The shout rang through the bar and for a long moment nobody moved. It was like something out of a movie. Everything just stopped; the music cut off; one of the servers had frozen mid-pour. Grady would have laughed if he weren't holding his breath. The kid straightened his shirt, a glimpse of stomach showing the curling edges of a tattoo on his hip, and strode toward where Hale was sitting in the dark corner. As one, every supe in the place turned to see Hale's reaction; the last person to try to confront Hale in here had left with a broken hand and a whispered threat that the next time Hale would rip their throat out. With his teeth. Unsurprisingly, Hale's face was set in its usual glower, although it seemed a bit softer around the eyes. It took Grady a second to realise Hale knew the kid.
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Ain't Nothing so Good as the Cake and Eating it by sofonisba_found for Swing Set in December (swing_set13)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
27 Sep 2012
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Derek thinks he's doing alright in life, with his family at his side and a job he loves. Despite his family's concerns he remains adamant that he doesn't need a mate, afraid to take the risk of letting anyone close enough to try to hurt his family again. That is until he realizes that his true mate has been right under his nose for years, and that now through his inaction he may lose him.
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18 Jul 2023
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When You Stop Believing in Santa You Get Underwear by owlpostagain
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Dec 2012
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There are some salvageable things though. A virtually untouched heavy slate sign that says, engraved in an ornate script that confirms at least one person in the Hale family had a sense of humor (Stiles has a horrible suspicion it might have been Peter), When You Stop Believing in Santa You Get Underwear.
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Gryffindors Never Kiss and Tell by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Mar 2020
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The gang realizes that everyone has kissed Harry except Draco. Draco proceeds to do a terrible job of pretending he doesn’t want to kiss him too.
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Get a Room by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for firethesound
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Aug 2015
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Harry and Draco have been seeing each other for six months now, and they really can't keep their hands off one another, especially when they get a little drunk.
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check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Aug 2014
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Harry's had a crush on Malfoy for months now. But it will take a bar full of his friends, some Firewhisky, wagers made on his behalf, and Malfoy himself to get him to act on it.
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“Beacon County Sheriff's Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”“Oh thank god!”
“Stiles?”
“I, uh, I need some advice.”
“Advice?”
“Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”
Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”
“That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”
“Stiles...what are you doing right now?”
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Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.
Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.
But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.
Or even know who Derek was.
But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!
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Harry tried not to care when after the war, everyone he knew seemed to have made an agreement to stop paying attention to birthdays.
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- Part 9 of Harry Potter works
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"I'm saying I want to own you tonight," he says, drawing the word out into a purr. "Are you surprised?"
Potter looks away. His voice drips with distaste. "Just at myself, for having unreasonably assumed you might have grown up in the last ten years."
When Draco finds Potter has joined his club, it's the perfect opportunity for a little long-overdue revenge. There are only two things in his way: Potter's distrust... and his own inconvenient feelings.
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I just want to be Fucking, Happy? by keyflight790 for lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2019
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You saw me the first night, you fucking prick. A nod and a smile across the dance floor and then you turned right back to those sluts, the ones who are practically begging to get on their knees for the Chosen One.
Not me, Potter.
I want to make you filthy.
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24 May 2023
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Romp and Circumstance by wolfpants for InnerLilith
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Aug 2022
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Since the war, Harry Potter has gone from Saviour to Scoundrel—not that he’s complaining.
With a schedule full of gorgeous men, alcohol, and late nights, why would he want to change? Enter Draco Malfoy: beautiful, sharp, and completely untouchable. When Draco comes to Harry with a proposition to help him attract an engagement, Harry’s up for it—after all, how hard can it be not falling for his former nemesis?
Very hard, apparently.
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- Part 1 of The Somerset Chronicles
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24 May 2023
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Medvezhonok by lanyon for haipollai
Fandoms: Captain America (2011), The Avengers (2012), Thor (Movies)
01 May 2013
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The Winter Soldier is on the run and no one is more surprised than he is by the fact that he is accompanied by a little boy who seems convinced that he is his father:
“What’s that, Papa?”
Papa flinches and looks at Stefan. “It’s called a Kalashnikov,” he says, in a strange voice. “You’re not to touch it, okay?”
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- Part 1 of Medvezhonok
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31 Mar 2023
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Harry and Draco meet in Madam Malkin’s and instantly take a liking to each other.
Just kidding. They don’t, but Harry does get sorted into Slytherin, and they do become extremely good friends.
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24 Mar 2023
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A year ago, the world didn't end. Now it's summer and the cicadas are buzzing, and something is changing. Something is going to give.
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18 Mar 2023
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17 Mar 2023
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Sometimes, Draco draws pictures of what could have been, had he made all the right choices: Draco in the Slug Club; Draco holding the Quidditch World Cup; Draco holding hands with some nameless, faceless person whose become some sick, secret sort of friend. He’s on every page Draco has touched. He flies with him, sleeps with him, laughs with him. And sometimes, if he pretends hard enough, Draco swears he can feel this person’s breath against his neck; a whispered I love you that has him pressing into the mattress every night, only to wake up alone, wishing it were real.
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16 Mar 2023
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Drinking, sex, and a total misreading of the concept of fuck buddies.
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16 Mar 2023
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Standing next to not-Derek – whoa, holding not-Derek’s hand? – is someone who looks remarkably like Stiles. Is Stiles, a slightly-altered replica, just like this guy both is and isn't Derek.
It’s not like looking into a mirror – one, because looking into a mirror actually makes some kind of sense, and two, because not-Stiles looks older too, mid twenties maybe. And the tips of his short, spiky hair are dark purple, and he’s got a lip ring and he’s shirtless and covered in tattoos and what the holy hell?
“Time travel?" He's sufficiently freaked. Somewhere in the back of his mind, he hears his dad laughing.
“Not exactly,” not-Derek says, and shit, even his voice sounds exactly the same, disconcertingly gentle. He gestures behind him, and Stiles looks over his shoulder, where behind him, scattered across the porch and in the front yard, are more…Dereks and more Stileses.
Fourteen total, including the two at the door, he notes distantly, eyes feeling like they’re about to pop out of his head from bulging so hard.
Seven other Dereks. Seven other Stileses.
Seven Derek and Stiles pairs.
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Bookmarked by Notyouraverageuser
31 Jan 2023