OrphicDionysus
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Echo The Nymph (saying what you want to hear) by OrphicDionysus
Fandoms: 学園ベビーシッターズ | Gakuen Babysitters
27 Apr 2026
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'Leave YOU PERVERT !!!! And stop hogging our onii-chan!!!'
Leaving. That I can do.
Yagi pulled his hand out of Chuukichi's grasp. He smiled in that sweet and empty way of his. Though he couldn't actually hear anything, he saw as if from a distance Chuukichi's lips moving. Probably telling him to leave faster. His lips moved faster and more frantic, but Yagi just smiled and said nothing.
_______________________Ok this is like sooo self indulgent. I kinda gave Yagi a dead mom and rolled with it. Update whenever possible!
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They were both going to die today, it was just a matter of who died first.
My take on how BSD should end. Along with some introspection on Fyodor and Dazai's character with copious use of direct quotes from their book.
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constellations by obsoletecartography
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
28 Apr 2026
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Phil’s pointer finger traces a line between the three little dots now, back and forth, back and forth. It settles his mind down. He’s surprised he hasn’t worn a permanent divot into Dan’s skin at this point. It’s- stupid, but he can’t help it. He likes doing it. He likes Dan’s freckles. He likes Dan.
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29 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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26 Apr 2026
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let it bleed, let it dry by obsoletecartography
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
24 Apr 2026
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There aren’t many fundamental truths to the universe that Dan recognizes, but this one he knows for certain: if things had been different, if they’d never met, Phil would have been fine without him. Dan most certainly wouldn’t have been. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a fact, like the sky being blue, or London being perpetually bleak.
Phil isn’t fine. Dan feels a bit like his whole world has pitched sideways. The worst part is Phil hasn’t seemed to notice.
(Phil versus therapy. Or, more accurately, Dan versus Phil versus therapy.)
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26 Apr 2026
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When a window stops her on Jujutsu Tech’s campus, Shōko plays it off easily.
“Ieiri,” she says lazily. “I don’t expect you to recognize me, don’t worry. I graduated from the Kyōto branch practically forever ago—I’m only here because I heard an old classmate is passing through.”
/// Millennium old, lesser known special grade curse Ieiri Shōko stops in to say hi to an old acquaintance—Ryōmen Sukuna.
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05 Apr 2026
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Achilles, Come Down by HotCocoaaa
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Dec 2022
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“Satoru?” The word rings, fuzzy in his ears as it whines like tinnitus, familiar and heart stopping.
‘I’m dead.’ He can’t even hear his own thoughts over the loudness of the world, staggering where he stands, eyes still fixated on the sky, on the sun. ‘I’m dead, I died, I felt my heart stop, this can’t be, it can’t-’
“Hey,” it comes again, a little more urgent than before, a little closer, another hammer to his ears and all the noise shrieking behind his eyes. He recoils hard enough to go stumbling as a hand reaches for him, covered in flesh rather than empty bone, tan and recognizable. Unbelievable.
There’s something wet trickling from his nose. Bile stings on the back of his tongue. The words dissolve into the rest of the white noise as he stares up at the blue of the sky, and tries to remember if he’d ever had a hallucination as bright as this.
‘I have to be dead,’ he thinks. Somehow, he isn’t.
Or: Gojo Satoru goes back in time. He makes a couple of changes for the better.
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