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    It had been Tommy and Tubbo for practically forever. They clawed their way out of hell together. They discovered their superpowers together. They started working for the Superhero Guild together before even coming of age. Tommy probably owed Tubbo his life ten times over. So, when the three supervillains he'd been assigned to bring in managed to take Tubbo hostage, well, there was really only one thing to do.

    He knew, of course, he was signing himself up for torture and death by offering that trade, but that was okay.

    It'd have to be okay.

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    20 Jul 2021

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    In which the SBI look at Tommy, say "Is anyone going to take care of this child?" and don't wait for an answer, but this time with more supervillains

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    From the Legendary Sannin, to Jiraiya's genin team with Namikaze Minato, to Minato's genin team of Rin, Obito, and Kakashi... Team Seven can't manage to hand in normal paperwork. The genin are either completely oblivious or having fun with this, the jounin-sensei are one step away from ripping all their hair out, and the formidable order of desk-shinobi is not pleased with this.

    And then there's Team Kakashi.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    Hello I love this crack series with all my heart

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    Portgas D. Rouge stole from a god to save her son's life. After she died, she made a dangerous bet with the angry god for the chance to come back. Against all odds, she won. The only issue is that she comes back ten years later, because gods can't lose with grace for some reason, and she has absolutely no idea what Garp did with her kid.

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    18 Jul 2021

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    Welcome to Unfridging Female Characters 2021, we're starting with the lovely and capable Portgas D. Rouge

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    Clint leans over to her, his eyes wide.

    “I thought I was the only Avenger with kids,” he whispers.

    “I think Scott has a daughter,” Natasha says, pouring herself coffee. “Katy, right? No, Cassie.”

    Clint gives her a dirty look. “You could’ve told me. They’re so similar, Tasha. I mean, Jesus.”

    “Wait,” says Natasha. “You actually think that—,”

    “Hey, Nat,” says Peter, looking up from the waffle iron for the first time. “Do you want a waffle? I think Mr. Stark has some whipped cream, and I have skittles and gummy bears to add flavor and texture.”

     

    OR: The Avengers meet Spiderman via the online world, and then meet Peter Parker in Stark's living room. It takes them longer than it should to put two-and-two together.

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    18 Jul 2021

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    Ayup it's loving Spiderman hours

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    The Make-a-Wish Foundation expects requests from kids to meet their favorite superhero. This might be the first one from a kid who wants to meet a supervillain.

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    18 Jul 2021

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    Ayup it's a villain wrangler fic but this time with more Loki

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    It's increasingly becoming a world where the unbelievable happens every day. The Avengers team includes a defrosted World War Two solider, a giant green rage monster and a man who might be a God; and they battle aliens and magic on a regular basis. It's not too far fetched to believe the Devil walks Hell's Kitchen.

    Matt, on the other hand, hasn't realised exactly why his new battle buddies seem terrified of him. It's not like they've even heard the rumors about him being the Devil... right?

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    18 Jul 2021

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    The fics where people are wholly convinced that Daredevil is the actual Devil are some of my favorite

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    They say when you assume you make an ass of you and me.

    Matt wishes that the Avenger's assumptions about his seeming inability to read the written word did something as benign as making an ass of him and them. Being called illiterate shouldn't hurt, not when he knows he's not, and it's not like he can tell them the truth.

    Not that the truth would make much difference. He's just going to have to grin and bear it.

    If he can.

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    18 Jul 2021

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    Eyyy I found this fic again! Cool cool cool

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    Techno had made the deal in the middle of the day, surrounded by forest and ruins with no one to hear the terms of his sins.

     

    It was the middle of the night when the Butcher Army called on him to repent. 

     

    Or;

     

    The Butcher Army succeeds in executing Techno and release something much worse.

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    17 Jul 2021

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    Welp that's kinda terrifying, no lie

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    17 Jul 2021

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    Eyyy I found this series again! Night Vale and Loki fit incredibly well together, even if I know barely anything about Night Vale

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    It wasn’t something he liked to talk about, ever. Not even to Phil, his oldest and most trusted friend, who found him as a teen and had been the one to pull him out of hell and into a world of grass and sky and life. It was something that came from deep in his childhood, a memory from the bellows of a bastion, buried far down with the tune of a red disc and an uncanny attachment to things that glimmered. It was something that Techno never allowed to see the light of day, if he could help it— instincts and memories from back then were always met by him with disdain and a burning need to move on and stay in the now. 

    Today it reaches the surface, during a regular visit to Snowchester, when a child starts crying from upstairs.

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    16 Jul 2021

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    This is indeed woke, the wokest wired thing I've ever read, Technosoft being fluffy with Michael is a thing I never realized I needed in my life but it's here now and Chat agrees with me so you know I'm right

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    This can’t be happening.

    The ring didn’t fit him less than a minute ago, and now it’s stuck. It’s stuck and Tommy’s wearing a big ‘I stole something and I'm a fucking idiot’ sign on his hand. Forget the guards, it’s expensive enough that if someone sees him wearing it he’s dead. He doubts many people would stop at just trying to pull it off of him.

    He pinches himself. It hurts. This is not a nightmare. Not in the literal sense at least- it’s definitely a metaphorical nightmare. Tommy’s worst nightmare, specifically.

    This is the worst day.

    In which Tommy is a street kid, SBI are the royal family. And there's magic.

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    16 Jul 2021

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    I love the fics where Phil, Wilbur, and Techno just look at feral Tommy, say "is anyone going to keep this kid?" And then don't wait for an answer before taking him in and enabling all that wonderful, wonderful found family fluff

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    15 Jul 2021

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    Borrowers and their humans, and vice versa! And no one has many braincells

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    Even after one and a half years away, Tommy still remembered the path back to Pogtopia like the back of his hand. He hardly even needed to look as he ducked and weaved under tree branches, clambered over the worn out path by the hill and recognised the exact entrance to the cave system.

    He hesitated at the door.

    A calming hand gently touched his shoulder, "Come on in, mate. They'll be waiting for you."

    "What if... what if they don't want to see me?"

    "They do, I promise. Just come inside."

    Tubbo gave his hand a small squeeze and sent him a reassuring smile before clambering through the gap in the vines.

    Or

    Two days before the festival, Tommy and Tubbo run away to start a new life on the other side of the server. One and a half years later, they return to the land that was once their home.

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    15 Jul 2021

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    “That’s not fair,” Bad protests. Dream raises an eyebrow at him and jerks his tied hands in emphasis, clearly saying that none of this is fair.

    “Look, you keep running! Who runs if they’re not guilty?” Bad challenges, staring him down with obvious distrust from the generous distance of exactly five feet. It’s fair, as much as Dream hates to admit it; it’s not like he’s been the most honest hostage in the past, with all of his escaping and running and framing himself for his own murder, apparently.

    “Only the good die young, and only the guilty run,” Technoblade chimes in, holding his own potato and sitting in the snow like it’s not cold at all.

    A hot flash of irritation burns through him.

    “Someone being chased?” he counters sarcastically, jerking his tied wrists up again to wave them in front of the group. Sapnap laughs so hard that he almost chokes on his potato, but it dies off when Dream gives him an icy stare.

     

    Or: Dream is having a hard time, and the hunter just want to adopt him like a stray puppy that bites you at every opportunity.

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    14 Jul 2021

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    Ayup it's Minecraft Manhunt hours but this time with feral Dream and found family

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    Puffy never did figure out where he came from. All she knew was that one day, she had a shadow.

    And one day, her shadow disappeared.

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    14 Jul 2021

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    It's somft hours with mama Puffy and feral duckling child Dream

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    13 Jul 2021

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    Ayup it's loving Jiang Yanli hours because she deserves the world

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    The Chief Cultivator's Herald. Wei Wuxian is not quite sure when they started calling him that, but as he traipses through beleaguered towns and villages, as he finally starts to build the world that he and Lan Zhan have always vowed to build, he finds that he doesn't mind it so much.

    He doesn't mind being anything at all, as long as he is Lan Zhan's.

    Wei Wuxian goes where the chaos is in Lan Wangji's stead, and finds a home in the process.

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    13 Jul 2021

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    Social work! Is!! Important!!! Hear me preach!!!!

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    Love was not forbidden in the Cloud Recesses, despite what was whispered by the common people and, often, even by the other great sects.

     

    (Or: how Lan Wangji became both a father and the object of worship to a generation of juniors in 13 easy steps 13 long years)

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    13 Jul 2021

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    This fic has really good notes and worldbuilding and I love love love worldbuilding so I'm just gonna *quietly tucks bookmark into fic*

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    “Ranboo?”

    Ranboo freezes but slowly turns around again. He meets the gaze of the demon, the leader of the so called Badlands, the armored being in front of him who could kill him without breaking a sweat, and he holds out a hand for Ranboo to take.

    “It’s going to rain soon.” BadBoyHalo tells him, voice light. There is no malice in his eyes, only curiosity and concern. “And I’ve heard you don’t like rain. You wanna come inside?”

    Ranboo’s head tells him it's a trap but his gut looks Bad in the eyes and knows he’s being genuine. There’s no catch to the offer, it’s simply given to him out of… Pity? The goodness of Bad’s heart? Whatever it is, it makes Ranboo want to collapse on the spot.

    When did he get so tired?

    (Ranboo feels like he has nowhere to go. The Badlands beg to differ.)

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    12 Jul 2021

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    In which Ranboo has many many dads and Dream is a child-manipulating bitch, but it's ten and I'm in a mood so maybe this will be more coherent tomorrow

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    In his bones, the ache of loneliness has set in. Worse than that, the seatbelt digs into his ribs and one of his arms is twisted uncomfortably. Broken, maybe. The ship has realigned, and he can hear the dinging warning of oxygen leaks and damage, flashing red lights, but he lets his head drop to his chest. He closes his eyes.

    Tommy is alone.

    Floating in the middle of space as his water supply runs out is the last place that Tommy wants to be, but he's resigned to the fact that it might be his fate. That is, until a ship finally picks up on his transmissions...

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    08 Jul 2021

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    In which I read yet another found family fic with Sleepy Bois Inc and there is a space whale named Clem, which is. So good.

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