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    “It’s not a quirk,” Izuku tells the poor sod, who looks like he needs to catch up on four years of sleep and has been combating that fact with caffeine pills and spite alone. “It’s breathing. I’m literally just breathing. Do you want me to stop breathing?” he demands. When Eraserhead glares at him like he’s murdered someone (which he has, technically, but what is someone, really), Izuku sniffs righteously and says, “Stop glaring at me!”

    Eraserhead takes a deep breath.

    “Breathing, yes, like that,” Izuku says eagerly. “Want to see me do it too?”

    “No,” says Eraserhead.

    Midoriya Izuku's family tree may or may not include one Kamado Tanjirou.

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    30 May 2021

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    Novalotypo has a hilarious writing style, when they're not trying to do angst. It works very well for this fic.

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    30 May 2021

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    Listen. I haven't read or watched Good Omens, but these two are adorkable and have absolutely no braincells. How can anyone expect me to resist that?

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    It can’t be that bad, he thinks. There’s no way he would have done that. But the doubt still lingers, turning into full-blown anxiety as he scrolls down his twitter feed, finally arriving on his latest tweet.

    Lan WangJi ✔ @lan_wangji

    Some of you have never fallen in love with a boy only for him to go missing after his parents die and pine away for three years waiting for him to come back, then continue to pine when he’s back after you realize you’re too scared to confess, and it shows.

    23,043 retweets | 73,328 likes

    Lan Zhan’s face pales and he buries his head in his hands, letting his phone drop on the table.

    This is bad.

    This is very, very bad.

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    Or, Lan Wangji gets drunk and tweets a love confession, Wei Wuxian panics, and all of twitter decides to matchmake Lan Wangji and his mystery guy.

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    30 May 2021

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    Various random alternate universe fics.

    Includes:

    Supervillain AU
    Genderswap AU
    Hades & Persephone AU
    Dragon Monster AU
    Mermay AU
    Free Guy AU

    & Many More!

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    29 May 2021

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    The Transmigration of Souls allows those who have repudiated their dharma a second chance at enlightenment. Karma being what it is, how is a soul supposed to repay debts inherited from their past life if they cannot remember their mistakes? Hatake Kakashi is a ninja, and in the time honoured tradition of his people he bargains with Fate. Gambling not with lives, but with Death, Hatake Kakashi wins a second chance. Mind and soul reborn in a new world, Obito and Kakashi find each other once again. Despite the weight of their sins and the pain of their scars, the two shinobi look forward to a life of peace. Unfortunately for their retirement, Destiny, and a certain meddling Sage, have other plans...

    The Vongola Tenth Generation had inherited the Dying Will of the First Generation. All was going as was foreseen... until a pair of ninja decided to meddle, and changed the Pattern before it could be set.

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    27 May 2021

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    Senju Tobirama died with regrets. He died nobly. He sacrificed himself willingly. But he still had regrets.

    Senju Tobirama was haunted by his mistakes, by a ghost in shades of black and white and red that haunted both his dreams and his nightmares. If he could have a chance to fix things...

    Senju Tobirama was a realist. There were no second chances. No do-overs once death had come to claim a life. Ghosts and spirits and demons were stories made up to scare children and entertain bored civilians. Love rarely conquered, and wishes rarely came true. That was reality.

    (Senju Tobirama does not know nearly as much about how the world works as he thinks he does.)

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    27 May 2021

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    Leaving YunmengJiang in an effort to curb the tensions in the Jiang family, Wei WuXian becomes a rogue cultivator.

    Even without the support of a sect, he is a rare genius whose name will become known across the cultivation world and whose techniques will influence the course of a war.

    However, what influences his own fate is a chance meeting that becomes the first step toward love.

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    26 May 2021

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    The incident would forever be known as "That Time Aunt Cass Sent a Grown Man to the Hospital".

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    26 May 2021

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    Listen, pretty everything by PitViperofDoom is exceptional, but this one? Like a little explosion of pure satisfaction. Marvelous

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    Callaghan is behind bars, but Tadashi's work is far from over. The Man in the Moon thrust him into this position for a reason but failed to let him know what that reason was, and once again he finds himself muddling along for answers as Nightmares run rampant through the streets. But it takes more than fire and magic to make a Guardian, and when a new (yet old) threat threatens those that Tadashi holds dear, he comes to understand just what he is capable of, and what it means for everyone he loves. (Sequel to Lighting Candles)

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    26 May 2021

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    The death of Tadashi Hamada was both the end of Hiro's world and the mark of a new beginning. Turns out it was one for Tadashi, too.

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    26 May 2021

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    Months after Callaghan's downfall, Hiro receives a surprise in the mail: a special invitation to this year's Stark Expo. With Fred for company, he leaves the protection of the city temporarily in the hands of the rest of the team and flies across the country to meet the man with twice the brains and bank account of Alistair Krei and several times the infamy.

    But of course, it can't be that simple, can it? Really, after how his last expo went, he should have seen this coming.

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    26 May 2021

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    Midoriya Izuku has always been written off as weird. As if it's not bad enough to be the quirkless weakling, he has to be the weird quirkless weakling on top of it.

    But truthfully, the "weird" part is the only part that's accurate. He's determined not to be a weakling, and in spite of what it says on paper, he's not actually quirkless. Even before meeting All-Might and taking on the power of One For All, Izuku isn't quirkless.

    Not that anyone would believe it if he told them.

    (This story now has a TV Tropes page!)

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    26 May 2021

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    Hello let's make the green boy even angstier

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    Ming Fan has grown much from his time as the bratty disciple of Qing Jing Peak, and although many of his friends and his brat of a shīdì Luo Binghe have found their great happiness in life- he contents himself with basking in the calm and the usual routines set in after nearly fifty years.

    But changes never care much for usual routines.

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    25 May 2021

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    Jiang Cheng can read minds.
    It changes things.

    Spanish translation by AshyEiji on wattpad

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    21 May 2021

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    I am poison / And you will drink me / And you should be so lucky

     

    Shang Qinghua transmigrates into his own terrible novel as a baby. The fact that this seems to be a world based on his first draft, where things actually happened and the plot did matter, is less than comforting. Having a second chance is nice, but ending up as cannon fodder and dying offscreen are the last things he wants to do. The only way to avoid his 'canonical' fate is to do as the System demands and try to fix his mistakes from within the world he created.

    Somehow this ends up with a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed Luo Binghe as an An Ding Peak disciple, because writing about a kid being miserable and seeing a kid being miserable are apparently two entirely different skillsets.

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    19 May 2021

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    I devour the world building like a starving man being placed before a feast.

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    18 May 2021

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    I notice a lot of people struggling with how to use Chinese names in fanfic, so I put together a guide. I hope it's helpful to someone.

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    18 May 2021

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    Listen. Chinese is hard and I am a Western chit who knows nothing. I need all the help I can get.

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    “It’s a piece of history,” He argued and she was, as always, shocked at the rolling gravel that flowed quietly from his mouth, “We must preserve it.”
    And Mae, who’d spent hours scrubbing the ghost of bloodied fingerprints from her brushes and days willing the scratch of pen to paper to drown out the sound of the Fire Princess's wailing; had looked at the child clutching ruined parchment to his chest and suddenly understood like a punch to the jaw why Prince Iroh had to be physically restrained from murdering his brother in cold blood.

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    The early days of Firelord Zuko's reign as described by his Royal Stenographer.

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    16 May 2021

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    A quick lil oneshot of Flint training River on how to kick him in the face!

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    12 May 2021

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    Classic Winter Solstice getting together fic. They're doing their best but they're also both Very stupid. Poor guys.

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    12 May 2021

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