19 Works by Pen99

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    Varric debates bringing a tranquil Hawke to Skyhold.

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    English
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    20/25
    Comments:
    95
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    185
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    28
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    Dean’s optimism lasts for an hour, but then the post-reunion jitters wear off, and Dean remembers just how much of a pain in the ass that Sam can be.

    “Cas seems nice,” Sam says, shooting Dean yet another smile, his fourth one in the last ten minutes.

    “Yeah,” Dean says, keeping his voice even and his eyes on the road. “Really nice dude.” Dean doesn’t mention the swing he’d taken at the same asshole earlier that morning. Nor the resulting bruises to his ribcage, which have long since been healed up. But Sam is here now, and everything from before no longer matters. Dean cruises down the interstate, his brother riding shotgun, and Cas is forgiven.

    “Where’d you two meet?” Sam asks, all sly-like, as if he knows something, when really, Sam doesn’t know shit. “On a case?”

    “Disneyland,” Dean says, clenching his jaw in growing irritation. “Mind your own business.”

    Or, Sam isn't resurrected in the S2 finale. John won't go to Heaven. Dean won't go to Hell. And Cas, in his first act of free will, won't accept John Winchester as The Righteous Man.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1,330
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    Varric and Hawke flirt over soft serve.

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    English
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    1,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    64
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    The amateur recreational hockey au.

    Or, when the Hanged (Wo)men are down a player, Hawke asks novice Varric to fill in.

    Language:
    English
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    4,521
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    10
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    100
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    4 + 1, where Scout Harding is doing her best. And the Inquisitor could do better to remember that.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    321
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    Varric, a non-believer, meets Hawke, a self-proclaimed “non-psychic”.
    Or, how Varric, in an attempt to win Bianca’s heart, falls in love with Hawke instead.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    827
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    “We’re here already?” Maxwell asked, and fidgeted with the window crank. “But, we’re in the middle of nowhere. I thought we were going someplace, you know, indoors.”
    “With air conditioning.” Jacobi said. “And a minibar. And maybe a pool. I’m toasting alive back here.”
    --
    In August 1992, SI-5 go undercover on a road trip to rural Manitoba.

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    English
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    4,115
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    17
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    77
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    647
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    “Keep on teasin’ me, if you‘d like. But remember this,” Jesse says, and grins up at Gabriel. His smile is sharp; all teeth and charm. “I ain’t the one hidin’ a small militia of Beanie Babies.”
    --
    Jesse tears his PT uniform. Gabriel hoards Reaper Beans.

    Language:
    English
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    7,029
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    666
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    Rosalie is an infant.
    Mia is a scholar.
    Branson is a troublemaker.
    And Cullen... Cullen is a Choir Boy.

    A childhood!AU, wherein Cullen first decides to join the Templars.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,114
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
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    142
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    Varric hatches a plan to get Hawke to loosen up. If things go right, the notoriously even-keeled Hawke is going to have a good time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,191
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,357
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    Viktor Nikiforov, at 26, was in peak physical condition.
    That was before Yuri.

    Language:
    English
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    2,131
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,499
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    The top ten things about Skyhold (according to Hawke).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,271
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    600
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    Hawke is an asshole. Varric loves her anyway.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
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    356
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    Dean confuses Jimmy for his boyfriend Cas. Jimmy is uncomfortable with the strange mechanic hitting on him.

    Language:
    English
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    801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    466
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3,775
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    Saying goodnight is saying goodbye.
    Cecil couldn't take another goodbye.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    278
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    224
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    "Winchester. Naomi. Metatron. Each time it seemed as if your story was finished, I found a way to drag you back in."

    Language:
    English
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    1,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Hits:
    648
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    A ‘Hunter Community’ AU where the Winchesters—aka the black sheep who kick started the apocalypse—aren’t the most hated duo in the network. That title belongs to “The Angels”; more specifically a network rouge hunters run by Lucifer, Michael, and their younger brother Castiel.

    Abandoned

    Language:
    English
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    12,565
    Chapters:
    3/3
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    301
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    “So,” John interrupted. “Do you stare down all your lab partners?”
    A thousand snarky phrases streamed though his mind, but Sherlock decided to go with the most honest.
    “No.” Sherlock paused. “Just the ones that interest me.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,173
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2,630
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    “Tell him,” Cas croaked as the last bit of grace burned out. “Please.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,201
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,062

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