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    The Felt plan to resurrect an old dead god.

    The Crew didn’t care.

    But Team Sleuth did.

    Guess they gotta fuckin’ help or somethin’-

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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Tailgate reads the flyer aloud “Friday Dance Fiesta! Prepare your ports* for the first ever FFF at Swerve’s! Fifth cycle this orn after last shift. Award to be presented for most impressive performance.”
    Swerve adds, “Ultra Magnus forced me to add the footnote clarifying it’s intake ports being referred to.”
    Tailgate says “I think you have a typo here; dance doesn’t start with an F.”
    “Magnus forced me to change that too. He said I was verboten from using the word I originally had. He actually said verboten.”

    Bring your consent forms and your lube, there’s a party at Swerve’s. There’ll be good vibes, bad decisions and even worse jokes.

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    19 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    A series of vignettes following Blurr and Swindle as they smudge the lines between their factions.

    [Part of the Transformers: Epsilon continuity.]

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    15 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Shockwave has his choice of three transformers to keep as his personal pet. Logically, a little testing is in order.

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    26 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    “Why did you ping me, Drift?” Ratchet brushes his fingers against Drift’s as he takes the butt from him. Drift finds himself unable to look away. He resists the crazy urge to reach out and stroke along the edges of his chevron.

    “What do you want me to say?” He can’t say that he knows that there's something he can't bear to touch for free of being wrong. Or ruining it. That it doesn't matter anyway. They've picked their sides, their loyalties, their brands. There's no going back.

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    01 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 74

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    Centaurformers AU. The Constructicons kidnap champion mare Prowl as their latest disposable spike sheath.

    Prowl intends to make them regret this.

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    30 Jun 2025