Professional_Lawnfucker
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They call it "The Chompman Games" by Professional_Lawnfucker
Fandoms: The Railway Series - W. Awdry, Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
02 Feb 2026
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Sir Chompman returns from the Moon, finally, and shit goes wrong real fast.
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- Part 2 of Non Canon Joke Garbage
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The North-Westerners go to a Museum by Professional_Lawnfucker
Fandoms: The Railway Series - W. Awdry, Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
30 May 2025
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In late December, 1999, Sir Stephen brought a large portion of Sodor's fleet to a massive rail celebration at the National Railway Museum. Here's how it went.
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Sodor vs. The Beeching Axe by Professional_Lawnfucker
Fandoms: Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, The Railway Series - W. Awdry
30 Jan 2025
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Early March, 1963, when Dr. Beeching is writing his "Reshaping of British Railways" report. Unfortunately for the engines and staff, he's decided to come to Sodor and see what needs to be done for the island's services.
Nobody is happy with his presence.Series
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More oneshots but it's a separate book for all of the joke ones by Professional_Lawnfucker
Fandoms: Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, The Railway Series - W. Awdry
10 Nov 2024
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It's exactly what the title says: a big fat book of jokes. Fun.
Nothing here is canon to my actual stories because why the fuck would it be this is the worst shit I've ever writtenSeries
- Part 1 of Non Canon Joke Garbage
- Part 14 of Lawn's Thomas Collection (in Canonical Order)
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Runaway Radial Tank by Professional_Lawnfucker
Fandoms: Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, The Railway Series - W. Awdry
23 May 2024
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The story of a certain maroon engine who fell from the prestige of being Sodor's Express engine, and how he went along after being thrown from the island to save face.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,243
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 110
Recent series
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Lawn's Thomas Collection (in Canonical Order) by Professional_Lawnfucker
Fandom ...kind of - Fandom, The Railway Series - W. Awdry, Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, Undertale (Video Game)
30 May 2025
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All this boils down to is a collection of all of the Thomas stuff I write. That's all.
Also yes, I am calling myself lawn as a shortened version of my name. Is it boring and uncreative? Yes.
Am I gonna do anything to change it? Probably not.- Words:
- 121,458
- Works:
- 14
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Non Canon Joke Garbage by Professional_Lawnfucker
Fandom The Railway Series - W. Awdry, Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
02 Feb 2026
- Words:
- 25,347
- Works:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
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Nee’s art book🫀🦈 by Sh4rkNee
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), Bad Things (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game), Original Work, A ReGect - Zabooboo3 (Web Series), Collinlock16 - Oneshef (Web Series), Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
14 Jun 2026
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Art book containing my art or just stilly doodles👀👀 I don’t color on most but on some occasions i might color for fun. Tags could change…
Bookmarked by Professional_Lawnfucker
18 May 2026
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Blind Carbon Copy by kaleidoscoping_mechanism
Fandoms: Collinlock16 - Oneshef (Web Series)
04 Apr 2026
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Colin meets Andre. This ripples out.
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as if i didn't have enough going on already by Compressed_Rage
Fandoms: Collinlock16 - Oneshef (Web Series)
25 Jun 2026
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Through a twist of fate, Assimilation stops Andre from jumping through the portal in the End. They find themselves back at Collin's house. Collin begrudgingly lets them stay.
This will have consequences.
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The protagonists of the Collinlock continuity find healing together.
Bookmarked by Professional_Lawnfucker
24 Feb 2026
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Thomas The Tank Engine: Uncensored by orphan_account
Fandoms: Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
16 Mar 2026
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As we all know the first four seasons of Thomas The Tank Engine were narrated by the late George Carlin, who's comedy was very much for adults.
So what if I rewrite every Classic Era Thomas Episode to fit in with his UNCENSORED humor?
Bookmarked by Professional_Lawnfucker
02 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat
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- Words:
- 74,580
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 67