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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Prowl overindulges in energon on a day that so happens to be packed with back to back meetings, and he absolutely refuses to let anyone know of his condition, so he can't slip out for a bathroom break. He has to wait until the very end of the day, but even if he does, will he make it to the washracks in time? Who's to say there won't be more misfortune waiting for him there?

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    30 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Collection of Kinktober doodles, based on this prompt list https://kinktober2018.tumblr.com/post/171107184776/kinktober-2018

    Various parings, tags to be updated as pieces are completed.

    UPDATE: changed the chapter names to include the pairing + kink for easier navigation

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    03 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    Impactor's got a new job, a new house, and, improbably, a new sweet little conjunx that he 'found' languishing in the senate's dubious care. Megatron's happy for him. Really, he is.

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    29 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Terithia didn’t know how it happened, but she somehow managed to fall in love with both of her best friends at the same time. As she struggles to come to terms with her conflicting feelings, she meets Landen and Errol for dinner and drinks, where the tension finally reaches a breaking point…between all three of them.

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    27 Apr 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 97

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    "Right, me'n Red have been doing a security assessment, and we've narrowed it down to one, crucial, actionable threat." Jazz produced a clicker and advanced to the next slide. "Prowl's dating life."

    Jazz tries (and fails) to come to grips with Prowl's private affairs.

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    20 Mar 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 10

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    No patrons of Swerve's were traumatized in the making of this fic.

    (Okay, this is just some silliness. I wrote it maybe four years ago, when that post about Master Chief's armor jerking him off went around and someone requested a fic of the Ambus Armor doing the same. Posting it now because a friend suggested I should. This is absolutely not to be taken seriously.)

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    02 Feb 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 28

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    In which Ultra Magnus' lectures are, as usual, wholly and utterly boring. Rodimus knows this intimately. His plot to make things a tad more interesting for himself is not, however, entirely foolproof.

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    22 Jan 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 51

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    Sunstreaker was (mostly) happy with his routine: painting, reading, putting up with his brother. But then he discovers that the mech he's had a crush on for ages might be available... And he might even be interested back.

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    07 Jan 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 4

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    He finished smoothing out the last absorbent pad and looked over his quarters. He had put pads everywhere he could think of his heat-addled fox-processor would attempt to mark.

    Ratchet had even been so kind as to set up a call button on the wall of the berth. Should he need help, activating it would call Ratchet personally to his habsuite. He had been authorized to do whatever necessary to end the heat cycle.

    Minimus hoped that it wouldn't be needed.

    But… he doubted his resolve.

    His HUD blinked when the heat program queued up (on time, but unexpectedly so) and he sighed. Time to let it happen.

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    22 Dec 2024

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    Ragnhilda, a desperate, horny Nord Dragonborn, summons a Dremora to help ease some tension. But their encounter leaves her with more than she bargained for.

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    11 Dec 2024

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    What do: a brewpub in Portland, a crossword website, a linguistics post-grad, and the second in command of the Autobot forces have in common?

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    Prowl gets into an internet fight, and shows off his extraordinarily petty side;

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    Harper cackled with laughter, glasses slipping as their head was thrown back. “Blair! Blair did you challenge a giant alien robot to throw down in a Denny’s over a friggin’ crossword!”

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    03 Nov 2024

  12. Public Bookmark 56

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    “Hey,” said Jazz, “what kinda instrument is that?”

    Jazz learns about beat boxing.

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    03 Nov 2024

  13. Public Bookmark 45

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    When Prowl's former partner – and crush – comes to visit him in Iacon. Jazz is more than happy to help his lover play out a long-held fantasy. And Barricade? Well, it turns out that Prowl's crush wasn't entirely one-sided, and Barricade sure isn't going to turn down an invite to frag two hot mecha at the same time!

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    03 Nov 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 54

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    Mirage had always expected to have his marriage arranged, so he's not surprised when his creators contract him to Baron Prowl of Praxus. He is surprised to learn that his betrothed appears to have feelings for someone else, though the Baron does go ahead with fulfilling the contract. But now Mirage has to decide what to do about the mech Prowl really wants.

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    31 Oct 2024

  15. Public Bookmark 12

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    In which Deadlock's plans get drastically disrupted within the span of a single cycle by the prettiest pair of blue optics he's ever seen. And also planetary politics. Can't forget that bit.

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    28 Oct 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 57

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    With the war over and the Cybertronian race scattered, Prowl comes to an unhappy rest on Earth. He lives aimlessly, still trying to find a purpose in a post-war world, leaving his shattered optic as a reminder of the betrayals he still feels.

    Jazz will show him there's still meaning in the world, and that their new home isn't as bad as it seems.

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    11 Oct 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 42

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    Long ago, a prince was transformed into a beast, for he had no love in his spark. Years later, five mechs in search of a home arrive at his castle. Will the beast learn to love them, or will he forever be cursed?

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    17 Sep 2024

  18. Public Bookmark 16

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    Getaway wasn’t supposed to be here at all.

    Time is… strange, around the Necroworld. Every moment that passes feels heavy with other moments that did not come to pass, and at times, it’s as if Getaway can almost see them, those other paths. He might have flown away, the popularly and rightfully installed captain of the Lost Light, and never even learned that anything worse than the officious bureaucrats of the Galactic Council awaited Megatron and his minions.

    AU ending for 'The Dying of the Light' (MTMTE issue 55). Faced with losing everything he's worked for - and having to watch Megatron win once again - Getaway gives into a dangerous impulse, saves a life he shouldn't, and has to deal with the consequences.

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    07 Sep 2024

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    My Lord Protector is Cybertron's most popular dating show. When a new Prime is chosen, it's their duty to participate in an eight-episode competition extravaganza culminating in the most luxurious conjunxing ceremony ever projected on holoscreen. Optimus is not looking forward to it.

    (A 2023 Transformers Big Bang written by neveralarch, with illustrations by CosmicSparks!)

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    30 Aug 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 64

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    Underneath the dusty purple haze of pollution, the city of Polyhex was the place where hopes and dreams went to die. It was haven for scum, deadbeats, and addicts. The last stop before life veered off the tracks, permanently. In this lonely place where not even the light of the stars could reach, the fates of two very different people were changed forever. Jazz, an assassin who knew how easy life was to extinguish, didn't believe in planning for a future. Prowl, an idealistic young enforcer who would sacrifice anything for a chance at a world with true justice.

    Their ideals are tested when they screw each other silly and save Cybertron or whatever.

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    26 Aug 2024

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