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  1. Public Bookmark 90

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    “No, I am sure it is him.” The first man insisted, the grip around Max’s shoulder tightening painfully as he was heaved forward and onto his knees. “I have seen him before.”

    Max’s whole body slumped in, his eyes falling shut. They refused to open again, every breath a strain on his lungs.

    There was a hand seizing him by the back of the hated steel collar around his neck, ripping on it so his head was tilted upwards, calloused fingers gripping his chin. The small pain the rough treatment caused was nothing compared to the one in the rest of his body, Max barely felt it.

    “It is him. Max Emilian Verstappen.”

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    Or Max is the evil knight haunting the lands of Europe during the dark ages, but when he's caught and presented to the young Prince of Ferrari, Charles figures he might not actually be that bad

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Once upon a time in a land far, far away Max Verstappen couldn't catch a break by TheArchbishopOfCanterbury

    Updated: 2026-03-24 with 40,201 words total

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    Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen
    Past Daniel Riccardo/Max Verstappen
    Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri
    Lando Norris/Carlos Sainz Jr
    Lewis Hamilton/Sebastian Vettel
    Kimi Räikkönen/Sebastian Vettel
    Past Lewis Hamilton/Nico Rosberg - Relationship
    Alexander Albon/George Russell
    Minor or Background Relationship(s)


    “No, I am sure it is him.” The first man insisted, the grip around Max’s shoulder tightening painfully as he was heaved forward and onto his knees. “I have seen him before.”

    Max’s whole body slumped in, his eyes falling shut. They refused to open again, every breath a strain on his lungs.

    There was a hand seizing him by the back of the hated steel collar around his neck, ripping on it so his head was tilted upwards, calloused fingers gripping his chin. The small pain the rough treatment caused was nothing compared to the one in the rest of his body, Max barely felt it.

    “It is him. Max Emilian Verstappen.”

    -

    Or Max is the evil knight haunting the lands of Europe during the dark ages, but when he's caught and presented to the young Prince of Ferrari, Charles figures he might not actually be that bad

    ~~~

    Past hurt future comfort?
    Max named his mare Nineteen. (Max & his horse are 19 Not after Rocky the rb19)
    Charles is 25
    Leo is also a horse. Chili Grizzly Simba

    Max killed Nico 5 years ago?
    Ch 6

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    To end a bloody war between two kingdoms, Omega prince Charles Leclerc is given as a peace offering to Jarl Max Verstappen, a pagan warlord from the North. Charles, raised in a society where omegas aren’t much different from property, is thrust into a world where power, freedom, and pleasure intertwine. And the man he’s meant to fear might be the first one to see him as more than just a prize to keep.

    Slow updates.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    The Hour of The Lion by Pandoralist

    Updated: 2026-03-27 with 126,401 words total

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    Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen
    Lando Norris/Max Verstappen
    Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri
    Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen
    Charles Leclerc/Lando Norris
    Charles Leclerc/Lando Norris/Max Verstappen


    To end a bloody war between two kingdoms, Omega prince Charles Leclerc is given as a peace offering to Jarl Max Verstappen, a pagan warlord from the North. Charles, raised in a society where omegas aren’t much different from property, is thrust into a world where power, freedom, and pleasure intertwine. And the man he’s meant to fear might be the first one to see him as more than just a prize to keep.

    Slow updates.

    ~~~

    Ch 7

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    If there's one person more tired of the Dutch national anthem in 2023, it's Max Verstappen, because unlike everyone else, he's heard it hundreds of times. Max is trapped in this endless grey Sunday at Silverstone where nothing ever changes. He races, he wins, he gets to the podium, they play the national anthem, rinse and repeat. It's its own kind of hell.

    Until Oscar Piastri shows up, and it changes everything.

     

    a Groundhog Day with racing autism or maxcar time loop AU

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    26 Mar 2026

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    I'll kiss you again, between the bars by oscarina

    Updated: 2026-03-25 with 45,961 words total

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    Oscar Piastri/Max Verstappen
    Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri
    Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen


    If there's one person more tired of the Dutch national anthem in 2023, it's Max Verstappen, because unlike everyone else, he's heard it hundreds of times. Max is trapped in this endless grey Sunday at Silverstone where nothing ever changes. He races, he wins, he gets to the podium, they play the national anthem, rinse and repeat. It's its own kind of hell.

    Until Oscar Piastri shows up, and it changes everything.

     

    a Groundhog Day with racing autism or maxcar time loop AU

    ~~~

    Ch 10

  4. Public Bookmark 78

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    Oscar is a weapon. Torn apart by the academy, haunted by a power that could consume him, dragged into a war he wants no part of.

    Lando is magnetic, clever, and lethal in ways that leave no scars, effortlessly commanding attention wherever he goes.

    When they are forced to work together on a deadly mission they must survive not just each other, but the dangers of the academies secrets.

    Dragons are never simple, and war is never fair. As the lines between friend and enemy blur, Oscar and Lando begin to question who the true enemy really is.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Oblivion by Nyvest

    Updated: 2026-03-14 with 209,431 words total

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    Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri


    Oscar is a weapon. Torn apart by the academy, haunted by a power that could consume him, dragged into a war he wants no part of.

    Lando is magnetic, clever, and lethal in ways that leave no scars, effortlessly commanding attention wherever he goes.

    When they are forced to work together on a deadly mission they must survive not just each other, but the dangers of the academies secrets.

    Dragons are never simple, and war is never fair. As the lines between friend and enemy blur, Oscar and Lando begin to question who the true enemy really is.

    ~~~

    TWO CAKES!

    Angsty long fic INTRIGUE & more DRAGONS
    V Good <3

    🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉

    Telepathic bond between a dragons & their rider. Dragon riders each get a superpower ("signets")
    • Oscar: Pain(?)
    (turning venin due to torture/experiments by Oswald. Oswald = evil) ch 14
    • Lando: telekinesis
    • Carlos: fire
    • George: also telekinesis(?)
    _▪︎Ch 2: George shouts, green light flaring as his signet snaps into place, the earth around one creature heaving upward to crush it
    _▪︎Ch 9: George tests his signet, pushing water up into the air in trembling arcs.
    • Charles: healing
    • Max: ???
    • Alex: shifting and altering the rocks and trees (ch9)
    • Kimi: can manipulate the wards

    Anti-establishment where the establishment is secretly torturing Oscar, doing experiments, and creating the "monsters" that are destroying the villages they pretend to protect.
    Venin drain power from humans and the earth. Dragon riders get power from their dragons (?)

    ...

     

    Ch 16

  5. Rec 38

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    charles finds a nest of abandoned duck eggs and his motherly instincts take over violently

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    27 May 2025

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    the adventures of oscar ducklington III by greasybakedpotato

    Completed: 2025-02-23 with 22,071 words total

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    Charles Leclerc & Max Verstappen
    Charles Leclerc & Lando Norris
    Lando Norris & Oscar Piastri
    Charles Leclerc & Oscar Piastri
    Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen
    Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri


    Summary:

    charles finds a nest of abandoned duck eggs and his motherly instincts take over violently

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    • Part 01: none of your duck(l)ing business

    “What the fuck is that?”

    That refers to the mess of branches and three little eggs that Charles is holding in his arms as he makes his way past Max and into the apartment.

    “What do you mean ‘what’, Max? It's a nest.”

    “And what’s a nest doing inside my apartment?”

    “Your flat was the closest,” Charles mumbles, as he finally finds a spot that he can dump the contents of his arms onto.

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    charles finds a nest of abandoned duck eggs and becomes a mother

    • Part 02: the adventures of oscar ducklington III

    “I wanted to take Oscar to the race with me.”

    “Just so we're clear, Oscar as in...?”

    “The duck, yes. Or if you would prefer to use his full name,” Charles smirks, anticipating the reaction he's about to get out of Max, “Oscar Ducklington III.”

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    oscar the duck and his adventures

    • Part 03: oscar ducklington and the large, featherless birds

    His mama dances around when he sees him, and Oscar knows that he’s happy.

    His mama doesn't have feathers or wings like he does, but it's okay. His mama is very tall; he doesn't need to fly.

    In fact, nobody around Oscar seems to have wings.

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    oscar ducklington III navigates his way through life

    • Part 04: the feathers and paws romantic assistance squad

    What can we do to get them together? ” Oscar asks.

    I thought you had a plan?

    Well, not an exact plan. I was hoping you could help me with that part.

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    oscar and leo help out two idiots

    • Part 05: you don't have to be sorry for leaving and growing up

    All in all, Oscar loves his life.

    He loves waking up with the sun and then waking up his siblings, much to their annoyance. He loves getting pets and kisses from his Mama, and loves it when Max just picks him up if he gets in the way of his cleaning. He loves to rile Leo up and then immediately hide behind Sassy because he knows the dog wouldn’t dare to try and fight her.

    But lately, there’s another thing that has been fascinating him.

    or
    oscar ducklington is growing up

    ~~~

    Ducklington + Jimmy + Sassy + Leo
    Coming of age but for waterfowl

    Adorable