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“You lost, Princess?”
She adjusts the bag over her shoulder and glares at him. “For your information, asshole, I am here for auditions.”
“Why? You got room for a second pole up your ass?”
[a strip club au]
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I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”
“Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.
“No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”
“Go fuck yourself.”
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Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.
And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?
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- Part 1 of Competition is Better With a Friend
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Bookmarked by Queer_human
06 Jan 2026
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Harry Potter and the Welcome to the World of Grey by sobsicles
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2020
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When Harry fails to keep his anger at bay and Voldemort possesses his mind, the events that follow lead him down a long road to realizing the world isn't as black and white as it seems.
Chaos, hilarity, and tragedy ensue with a Dark Lord being honest all the time, a rival becoming something else, and a world demanding to be saved. Featuring frightened Death Eaters, deep conversations with a monster, Pureblood traditions being ridiculous, and the fight to do the right thing with no true options.
Harry's life just gets more and more bizarre with each passing moment.
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Or, the one where Harry's life gets split in half, and he has to figure out how to bring it back together.
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- Part 1 of Absence of Simplicity
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Bookmarked by Queer_human
23 Dec 2025
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so beautiful and i love how voldemort is written, i’ve never read anything like it + very sad and cried but happy ending
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It was "Witch Weekly", of all people and organizations, the first to notice and comment on The Boy Who Lived’s absence from the ranks of first years at Hogwarts. The magazine went on to elucubrate that the young hero was studying at a foreign school, possibly Beauxbatons or Holzschuhkäse.
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Bookmarked by Queer_human
10 Dec 2025
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On returning to Hogwarts for their Eighth Year, Headmistress McGonagall decided to room Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter together. She may have hoped for a leading example of house unity; the other students fully expected insults and fights. But nothing happened.
That was, until Harry sleepwalked into Draco’s bed.
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A Lick and a Promise by tackytiger for LowerEastSide
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2019
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Something sinister stirs in Hogwarts!
When magical creatures and students at the school are hit with a debilitating blood curse, Minerva McGonagall approaches the Ministry for help.
Star Auror Harry Potter seems to be the obvious choice to go undercover—as DADA Professor, naturally. He’s going to need the help of the Ministry’s foremost expert in blood magic to get to the bottom of the mystery, though, and he’s not entirely convinced that going back to Hogwarts with Draco Malfoy is a good idea.
Things are complicated between them—what’s new?—but they know they have to learn to work together (and keep their hands off each other in the corridors) in order to solve this case. Luckily for them, Hogwarts itself wants to lend a hand.
A tale of love, lessons, and learning to really live.
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When the “Magical Creature Rights”- debate ends badly the rebellion of magical creatures ends up occupying Hogwarts as a last resort. Harry Potter (rebellion leader and vampire) meets Draco Malfoy (son of an opponent to creature rights) and passion ensues.
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Draco faltered, deliberating over whether or not to tell Potter the truth. Potter would no doubt hex him into a million pieces if Draco told him he possessed an insatiable urge to sink his teeth into Potter’s neck, to never let him out his sight. Could he tell Potter that he felt like he might die within a matter of days if he didn’t possess him? Didn’t own him?
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you only smile like that when you're drinking by thistlecat for xrvnge
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Aug 2025
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Harry likes to drink. Draco likes the effects. Draco knows this whisky-soaked affair can’t possibly last forever, but he’d like to imagine otherwise.
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Bookmarked by Queer_human
18 Oct 2025
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Eight years after the war, Harry is an auror, and he is a drunk. An ordinary stop at Malfoy Manor, to dismiss Draco from his probation, reveals a disturbing secret: Draco has obliviated himself, and he has no memory of who he is.
Harry becomes determined to fix him, and together they help untangle each other from their shared web of trauma and grief.
“It was his birthday yesterday. I got him a pair of Gouldian finches—he was so excited. You know, he used to hate birds? The peacocks terrified him when he was small.” Narcissa sniffled and turned back to Harry. “Twenty-six years old … and he can’t be left alone for ten minutes.”“What happened to him?”
Narcissa took a sip of her tea; she pursed her lips and blew on the cup’s steaming surface.
“Draco tried to obliviate himself, Harry—last year on Christmas.”
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Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.
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Harry Potter is the savior of the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy is a reformed Death Eater turned Ministry Curse-Breaker. Five years after the war, they're brought together by another mysterious curse.
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After nearly killing him, Harry makes it up to Malfoy in a way neither of them expected; though that's not going to stop either of them from milking the opportunity for all that it's worth.
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- Part 1 of Broken Glass
- Part 6 of Author's Faves
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Dazai's a strategist at heart, brain meant for laying traps instead of unraveling them, and while saving people is a noble goal, it's also a deeply boring one. Growing up walking through firefights, creating complex strategies that put his life on the line, dodging graviton bombs to nullify Corruption - he didn't become an adrenaline junkie, exactly, but he became adrenaline dependent.
Dazai's future at the Agency stretches out before him like the most bland of landscapes and some days it makes him want to just put a bullet in his brain because getting used to that sounds like hell.
Or, Dazai makes progressively worsening life choices.
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- Part 2 of Ashes
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One night Chuuya comes home and finds a drunk stranger in his bed. Getting the guy, who turns out to be an obnoxious, pitiful literature student, out of his apartment is one thing, but getting him out of his life? Practically impossible.
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Or, the Port Mafia executive Chuuya and literature student Dazai AU.
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Now with stunning art by run_mello mementochuuya and Lorax_Min (Chuuya) (Dazai) <3 -
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“WHAT. DID. YOU. LET. ME. DO?” Chuuya rasped through his teeth and into his phone the next morning, after he’d untangled himself from last night’s clothing, discovering the new additions to his anatomy. There was a pause on the other end of the line from Akutagawa.
“Did you really expect me to stop you? When you’d already made your mind up?”
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The Lupins have served the ancient and noble house of Black for generations, and all of it culminated in the son of the butler falling in love with the son of the estate.
Cocktail parties! Fancy suits! Speaking French! Sex in a Rolls Royce! That rich people shit!
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"You can't tell me who you're with?" Lily smiles at him hopefully.
Sirius laughs. "Alright Evans, if you're so curious, I have a proposition for you""We'll set up a little bet, you have until the end of the school year - so two months - to work out who I'm dating, or..." he pauses to think and with an evil smirk decides, "or you have to ask your crush out on a date."
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They finally go to that dinner that Chuuya promised all those months ago.
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- Part 3 of Trying Again
Bookmarked by Queer_human
03 Dec 2023
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It's not within Chuuya's life plans to get commited to a mental institution at age twenty two.
But after a particularly violent outburst ends in physical assault charges that threaten to land him in jail, Chuuya begrudgingly accepts the compromise of indefinite in-patient stay at Tenkai Sanatorium. He doesn't expect his time there to include the most infuriatingly intriguing person he's ever met. Or that he'll be forced to confront the demons he would much rather have left in the past.