RiceOfThePuffedVariety
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (45)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (22)
- New Life SMP (3)
- Dream SMP (1)
- Rats SMP (1)
Recent works
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Difficult processes by RiceOfThePuffedVariety for FuzzyTheNarwhal
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
22 Jun 2025
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In which Xisuma searches for comfort from the only source left for him in his sterile white hell.
Series
- Part 6 of Nether Wastes
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Instructions for sleeping soundly by RiceOfThePuffedVariety for Nightpaw
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
22 Jun 2025
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In which Impulse is almost asleep, but a commotion outside his window needs his attention (which he is happy to give).
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- Part 5 of Nether Wastes
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In which xB pirate crew finds the treasure they've been looking for, and he's so happy he's about to explode.
Series
- Part 4 of Nether Wastes
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Web Weave: Bad (Cow)Boys of the Wild West by RiceOfThePuffedVariety for justlukahere
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
14 Jun 2025
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- Part 3 of Nether Wastes
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In which xB leaves out a minor detail when bringing his boyfriend home to meet his parents.
Series
- Part 2 of Nether Wastes
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Nether Wastes by RiceOfThePuffedVariety
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 Jun 2025
- Words:
- 2,746
- Works:
- 6
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mcyt drabble exchange 2024 by RiceOfThePuffedVariety
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
31 May 2024
- Words:
- 500
- Works:
- 5
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Gravity pulls you down by RiceOfThePuffedVariety
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
11 Apr 2024
- Words:
- 6,417
- Works:
- 2
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mcyt recursive exchange 2024 by RiceOfThePuffedVariety
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
13 Apr 2024
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My gift and treats written for the 2024 mcyt recursive exchange wahoo
- Words:
- 6,322
- Works:
- 9
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A hermitgals polycule royalty/knight AU
- Words:
- 1,166
- Works:
- 3
Recent bookmarks
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I'm here to take you out. To dinner, of course, what else would I mean? by MelonSloth for RiceOfThePuffedVariety
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
14 Apr 2024
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"Your Majesty...?" the guard says, looking between the two of them. "Who is this?"
Think fast, think fast... King Grian looks back to him, eyes wide. Scar shrugs. "Play along," he whispers, then slowly leans away and says, out loud, "Oh, Grian, I think we might have left the door unlocked."
An uncomprehending look, then the king splutters.
"I'm sorry, you know how it is," Scar says to the guards. "Very easy to get carried away!"
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After being temporarily bodysnatched by a couple of dreamsharers, an assassin and a king... figure things out.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,131
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 10
- Kudos:
- 92
- Bookmarks:
- 5
- Hits:
- 739
Bookmarked by RiceOfThePuffedVariety
08 Apr 2024
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Feijantine by chrysochroma for RiceOfThePuffedVariety
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
07 Apr 2024
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Bdubs, Etho and Tango reminisce, remember, and dream
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this is based on and a recursive fic of if - then - else by Anonymous (you should go read it its really good!)
****SPOILERS UP TO CH 31****thank you to King_Dove for beta reading!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,039
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 9
- Kudos:
- 18
- Bookmarks:
- 2
- Hits:
- 256
Bookmarked by RiceOfThePuffedVariety
08 Apr 2024
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Bdubs has made it back to the Hermit Craft, healing once again with his friends and adoptive family. But while his body recovers, there's still something else to take care of.
His shroud was as ill-treated as he was, and he can't leave it that way.The Hermits have welcomed him in - human or glare or a mixture of both - and they're more than willing to help him put himself back together.
Series
- Part 7 of Gift Exchange Works
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,685
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 25
- Kudos:
- 347
- Bookmarks:
- 35
- Hits:
- 1,832
Bookmarked by RiceOfThePuffedVariety
07 Apr 2024
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there are many downsides to being a marine biologist by donnerstag
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
24 Sep 2023
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The Coastal Laboratory for Abnormal Wildlife Studies has found themselves in possession of a live, captive, and dangerous siren—something previously unheard of in the scientific community. Doc, one of their top researchers, is assigned leadership of the study on Specimen 9201223, later nicknamed ‘Martyn’.
Over the course of the project’s run, he and the siren develop an intense rivalry that eventually mellows into a far more complex relationship, as Doc discovers that Martyn is far more human than they’d initially assumed.
Unfortunately, the rest of the organization does not have the siren’s best interests at heart. As Doc grows closer to Martyn, he finds himself forced into increasingly-risky decisions in the name of protecting him, trying to prove his humanity to people who only see a monster.
Series
- Part 1 of Fis AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 74,029
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 471
- Kudos:
- 606
- Bookmarks:
- 108
- Hits:
- 10,143
Bookmarked by RiceOfThePuffedVariety
04 Apr 2024
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Gem has a quest: to set out and keep the sun in the sky. She has been chosen for this task, and nothing can stop her from keeping her world alive. All she has to do is make it to the tower and keep the fire there burning.
Pearl has a quest, too: to take the sun from the sky and replace it with the moon.
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AKA a rivals to lovers fantasy au with gempearl :D
[for mcyt yuri week part 2 day 1: sun/moon!!!!]
Series
- Part 1 of mcyt yuri week valentines 2024 fics!
Bookmarked by RiceOfThePuffedVariety
13 Feb 2024