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At 11 years old, Hermione’s life is abruptly turned upside down when she is forced to make an impossible choice: trust either Bellatrix or Severus, both of whom are strangers, and both of whom claim they want to save her from the other. With no idea what to do, Hermione puts her trust in the only other person present, a small boy with white-blonde hair and, unbeknownst to her, seals their fate for the foreseeable future.
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According to the esteemed loincloth wearing leader of the Treefern Clan (Keith), the Ministry folk are ill-equipped to throw a Christmas party. To provide them with a few memories they would likely rather forget (or not, in Ginny’s case), he bestows them with a gift in the form of a cake.
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- Inappropriate use of a custard cream (you’ll get ideas, but please note: we can’t be held responsible for any UTIs)
- Festive loincloths (side effect: nightmares)
- Theo is chaotic (and shirtless)Series
- Part 2 of The Catch Series
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Prompt provided by The_Riria :
A band of evil elves who sell elven wine infused with Lust Potion. Draco and Hermione from The Department of Magical Creatures go to investigate and while accidentally getting trapped in a cave where the elves are hiding, they have to drink the wine to get out.Series
- Part 1 of The Catch Series
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"As Ginny regained consciousness, she let out a pained moan and groped at the throbbing part of her chest where the Stupify Spell had struck. It didn't take long to realise that the situation she was currently in was a bad one."
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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
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- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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Voldemort intended the object to be used by his most loyal follower in the event that his horcruxes were destroyed, but it ended up in Hermione’s possession instead.
It sent her back to a time when he was much less the monster that she’d always known him to be. Nothing could have prepared her for the intelligence and charm of Tom Riddle.
He isn’t who she thought he was.
Hermione discovers that it’s a dark descent into the madness of the man she should hate, but can’t… a descent she will never emerge from.
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- Part 1 of Severed Souls Saga
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The war is over and Draco is alone, fighting demons of a different nature. This is obviously an AU by now. Written after "The Half-Blood Prince" came out.

