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TommyInnit's Infamous Taxi Service (Discontinued) by Roohoo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
22 Apr 2026
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AUTHOR NOTE: This fic has been discontinued mid-rewrite. Chapters 1-15 exclude Wilbur as a character. Beyond that point is unwritten.
---------This wasn’t happening, was it?
Tommy stutters, his tongue suddenly turning to rubber and stares at the man, one of the world's top villains, in his passenger's seat. “I—”
“One moment.” The Angel holds up a finger, popping the door open and looking towards the back of Tommy’s car. He cups a hand to his face. “Boys, get in this fucking car or I’m leaving you behind!”
Tommy twists in his seat, head snapping back to look out his back window and watches as three more men (holy shit, is that the Blade?) come darting towards his car.
Oh god, no.
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A fic where Tommy, an ex hero and now broke teen, accidentally becomes a get away driver and healer for the worlds most wanted villains. Found family chaos ensuesSeries
- Part 2 of Bumps in the road
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Tommy liked being a ghost. He’d been one his whole life.
Today, when Tommy wakes up it marks six months of being seen. Six months without flying.
Six months since he’d taken his riskiest job of all. Killing King Philza of the Arctic Empire.Most people trap a wild bird and throw it into a pretty gilded cage for the rest of their life. Tommy thinks, as the arctic air turns his fingers blue and bites so painfully against his skin it feels raw, that there is nothing beautiful about this.
-or, a fic where Tommy is pretty content with dying when he's brought to his knees in the palace of the Arctic Empire. The last thing he expects is the King to offer him an opportunity instead.
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- Part 13 of Fic fight one shots <3
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blood in the water by alacydian, alcynic, emtypaintkan, lowkeyayden, Roohoo for BlootBluet
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Aug 2025
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and in the end, everything comes down to just a few decisions; like real battle, you never know the outcome until it is over.
“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity”
― Sun-Tzu, The Art of War.-
or: ten agents of VALORANT meet on the deep-sea streets of Portugal's geo-dome. this is their tale. -
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“What the fuck are you two doing here?” Tommy snaps, standing quickly. He looks around the hallway, as though checking for any enemies.
“Uhm, saving you. Mate, what does it look like?” Phil wheezes, clearly relieved to see the three of them are okay. Techno’s feeling a similar kind of relief. His guilt and nerves are melting away, replaced by gratitude that Tommy seems to be walking alright and Tubbo and Ranboo don’t look like they have more than a couple scratches on them.
“Saving us?” Tubbo questions with a frown and looks to Tommy with curiosity. Tommy pinches the bridge of his nose.
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written with the prompt
"I told you not to save me!"
"I told you not to tell me what to do."Series
- Part 12 of Fic fight one shots <3
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The Universe Said by Roohoo for saturna_alis
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Aug 2025
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For just that split second, the energy of everyone on the server flickers, like a glitch, static roaring where their ears should be.
Static crackling where it should be their hands and feet and mouth and surrounding them in a limitless way into the void because they are the void.Then, there is one.
A player, or maybe something else entirely.
Black and purple wings fluttering on his back that move and glitch and suspend him in place.The universe knows the player’s name.
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“What’s going on?” For the first time, Scar sees it all. Every life. Every world. Colliding into itself like someone is twisting a kaleidoscope of his memories.
OR, during double life, scar has a sinking feeling that this has all happened before.
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- Part 11 of Fic fight one shots <3
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Here in the forest, a brother sees his brother for the first time in a long time.
Here, fire meets ice.
Both of them know two things for sure.One. If there is a blade in your hand; swing first. That is the only way you can protect your family.
Two. Loneliness might mean safety, but when does loneliness become something much worse?
At what point does that loneliness mean you don’t have anything worth protecting?
_aka a post exile fic where Tommy tries to learn how to apart of a family again and fucks it all up along the way
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The car door opens with a crunch, glass shards like crystals spraying the car. His ears are ringing as the door scrapes against concrete and he realises, with clarity that doesn’t match the blurry doubling of his vision, that the car is upside down.
He reaches out towards the concrete, jaw clenched when his arm brushes broken glass. He barely gets his forearm out before someone grabs him and Stitch’s heart lurches.
“Holy shit are you okay?” A voice asks and he hasn’t heard that question in years.
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Abuse is such an ugly word, like a fat maggot that’s wriggling around your mouth.
They think you’re lying.
Go faster Stitch, before that maggot in your mouth chokes you.aka a fic in which Tommy heals from the damage the heroes did to him.
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- Part 1 of Bumps in the road
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“Hey, Flippa, is going to hell…” Charlie turns his hand over, frowning as little neon green 1’s and 0’s fizzle away, “contagious..?”
Flippa shot him a funny look and shook her head.
“No, I didn’t think so.” Charlie hums to himself, shaking his hand as if it’s water he can just fling away. “Weird.”
Are you sick? The sign appears by Juanaflippas bed and she points to it insistently. Charlie shakes his head.
“No, I don’t think so. We’ve just been spending so much time together, you’re rubbing off on me.” Charlie looks at his hand and feels the buzz of energy. Literally rubbing off on him.
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aka, a fic in which charlie lets himself turn into code for his daughter
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- Part 7 of Fic fight one shots <3
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No Techno, you cannot bring a baby to a gun fight by Roohoo for MidnightMarev
Fandoms: Dream SMP
07 Aug 2024
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“Someone needs to stay here and babysit him…” He shoots Techno a look that can only be described as evil and backstabbing. “And there’s only one of us who hasn’t had a turn at babysitting Tommy.”
“No.” Techno’s mouth hangs open, mortified when Phil passes him the baby. He takes it instinctively, like how someone grabs a ball that was just thrown at them without thinking, and freezes in fear.
He does not let go of the baby. What if it turns around and comes closer?
Instead, Techno holds him at arms length, watching his legs kick out and flail and internally, he despairs at the fact he’s missing out on this outpost takeover.Phil rubs him on the shoulder. “It’ll be fine, mate. You just have to watch him for an hour. Make sure he doesn’t walk off into space or into a knife. It’s the basics, you’ll figure it out.”
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OR a fic where a human child is accidentally acquired by a criminal crew and Techno is having none of it.
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- Part 8 of Fic fight one shots <3
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Garden lights & Fairy flights by Roohoo for LilBitO_Sunny
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Aug 2024
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“What the fuck are you?”
“A… human?”
“A human? What is that, some kind of bear?”
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OR A fic in which Phil is a retired adventurer, happy to spend the rest of his days gardening and hunting, living in a peaceful cottage and a peaceful life.
That is, until the prince of the fairies flies directly into face at full force and knocks himself unconscious....AKA Tommy is a shit stirring prince, Techno is stressed per usual, and Phil gets to introduce fairies to the wonders of bread.
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- Part 9 of Fic fight one shots <3
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We Can Be Heroes! by Roohoo for sillysalmon115
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Aug 2024
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Tommy was right. He does look like shit.
Phil stares at himself in the mirror. Brow furrowing as he leans in closer and sees his pupils are blown wide. What on earth was going on with him today?He stares at how wide they are for a moment before reaching for the painkiller and without really thinking, turns.
Bumps.
There’s tiny bumps on his back.
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aka a fic in which tommy has a wild super power and phil doesn't realise he's about to follow in Tommy's footsteps.
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- Part 10 of Fic fight one shots <3
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blink by Roohoo for kissingatlas
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Aug 2024
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The seashell hunt has never gone as smoothly. He finds so many perfect ones, and a few broken ones that Phil encourages him to use anyways, but Tommy's certain this sandcastle will be the best he's ever built.
Tommy blinks and for a second, just a small second, when he looks into his hand and stares at the little shards of white and pink shells he sees glass instead.-
a fic in which tommy and phil enjoy a day at the beach (except tommy is an unreliable narrator and its actually angst)
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- Part 6 of Fic fight one shots <3
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I Don't Want to Leave (I'm sorry for trying) by Roohoo for ClaireMolan
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Sep 2023
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Techno nods, shutting the door and sealing Tommy’s fate. “No injuries.”
The words ring in his head like a bad omen of things to come. Tommy can feel how the word yet is lingering in the air, leaving a bad taste and making him cringe.“That’s good.” Phil says and for a second, by some kind of hopeful naivety, Tommy lets himself believe it. “Tommy, do you wanna sit down?”
Tommy snorts, muttering. “Not like I've got much of a choice, huh?”
Phil’s expression softens at that, waiting for Tommy to sit down across from him before he starts talking. “I didn’t call your worker.”
“I know.”
“Do you want us to?”
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OR a fic where Tommy runs away because he's scared phil will be mad at him. Phil thinks tommy ran away because he wants to leave.Series
- Part 5 of Fic fight one shots <3
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An Ocean Between Us by Roohoo for IcarusTheCryptid
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Aug 2023
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They’re both frozen in awe, a little bit of confusion, and overall surprise.
Tommy and Phil both go silent, staring at this boot and then Phil frowns, looking back out towards the water.
“What the fuck was that?” Phil questions out loud and Tommy shrugs, looking over the surface.
Something moves and there’s a flash of blue gills. Tommy points, gasping in shock.
“There!”
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OR an AU where Tommy leans a little bit too far over the water and gets saved by an unlikely friend. A strange new friendship ensues.Series
- Part 4 of Fic fight one shots <3
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What Makes You Think We're Vigilantes? by Roohoo for Blackholeca
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
31 Aug 2023
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“Because we think maybe something is going on.”
“Something you’re not telling us.”
“Like… dangerous stuff.”
“Mhm.”
Then all of the kids agree, simultaneously in some hellish turn of tom-fucking-foolery, that this was where they needed to double down on their story.
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OR a fic where Kristin and Phil are pretty sure all three of their kids are vigilantes and are doing god awful jobs trying to lie about itSeries
- Part 3 of Fic fight one shots <3
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Any Change Necessary by Roohoo for phantom_star739
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
27 Aug 2023
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“No.” Techno says it immediately and the lady looks like there’s already a thousand excuses on the tip of her tongue. “I’ll pass.”
“The owner of this ship made it clear they were—”
“We’re not taking any kids.”
“It’s only one.”
If Techno was a weaker man he might have fallen for her manipulation.“That’s far too many.” Techno shakes his head dismissively and when the woman whistles, two fingers to her mouth, he can’t do anything but stare.
“Tommy, come here.”
And then he sees it. The child.---
OR A fic where Techno's ship comes into the unwilling possession of one touch-starved human child.
Panic, learning experiences, and a whole lot of fluff ensues.Series
- Part 1 of Fic fight one shots <3
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Flight School by Roohoo for kissingatlas
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
09 Aug 2023
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“I can’t fucking do it.” Tommy groans. It was harder telling Phil he didn’t want to keep trying to fly. Phil was the one person who was constantly there for him, constantly trying to teach him. He never gave up and it was a trait Tommy had looked up to. It’s what makes the failure even more sour.
“Of course you can.” Phil responds, hopeful as ever. He doesn’t get that if it was anyone else Tommy would be screaming the forest down that he’s giving up.
“No, Dad.” Tommy pushes the emotion back that was threatening to spill into his voice. “I can’t fly.”
He was tired.
-OR, an avian/hybrid fic where Tommy is struggling to learn how to fly and his family just wants to help him.
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- Part 2 of Fic fight one shots <3
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Monster of Mine by Roohoo for antheia
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 Feb 2023
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“We both know this only ends one way, right?” Techno calls. No answer. “We’re not going to hurt you.”
“Bullshit.” The kid calls back, voice shaky and rushed.
“I’m serious. You think we’d bring you back to our house just to kill you?”
There’s an eerie pause; Techno knows the kid is thinking over his words.
Techno nearly doesn’t catch it when the kid speaks next, strained from crying and quiet.“...Then why am I here?”
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OR, life as a street kid is pretty tough. When Tommy decides to try and catch a break, he accidentally gets surprise adopted by the local forest "monsters"
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Rest Your Head by Roohoo for twisttie
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Nov 2022
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“You sound like you got run over by a lawn mower.” Wilbur’s face contorts into… worry? No, it was probably disgust. Tommy wasn’t seeing things clearly through his sickly haze.
“Maybe I did, Wil. Don’t be so fucking insensit—” Tommy’s cut off by a cough that wracks his entire body. He covers his mouth with his arm and holy shit he felt like death was making him swallow knives. He takes a second to compose himself and a shaky breath before continuing. “—insensitive, you twat.”
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Tommy Innit gets sick with a foster family who seems to be really concerned about his health. Weird. -
A Step By Step Guide To Mortality by Roohoo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
26 Oct 2022
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Tommy shakes his head, looking at anywhere else in the room other than Phil. His head flicks around as though he’s already planning an escape as he speaks.
“I can’t tell you who it is but I need you to tutor me, so I can tutor them.” Tommy meets Phil’s eyes for a second before they nervously dart away and stay firmly connected to the whiteboard behind Phil.
Tommy swallows hard. “Please, Mr Watson?”
It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that there is no friend.
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An unconventional foster fic where Phil is an immortal history teacher and he accidentally becomes the dad to three trouble makers with varying degrees of traumahurt/comfort ensues.