SaltInThePepperMill
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Tommy fucked up, hurting Wilbur was quite possibly one of the most dangerous things anyone could do in Manburg, on par even with pissing off president Shlatt. Why? Because Techno was vengeful and he doesn't care if your actions were purposeful.
Or, Superpower AU where Tommy is an ex hero, SBI/The Syndicate are villains and Techno is very upset that someone dared lay hands on his brother. Even if the person he's now hunting down is his brother too.
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They won’t plant flowers on your grave (grow them yourself) by SaltInThePepperMill
Fandoms: Dream SMP
21 Jul 2023
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Tommy had always thought his death would be peaceful. Instead, him, his sister and friend have been called to fight a war and defend their kindom. Now he's dying alone in a flower field.
Prince Wilbur finds his legs giving way in the exact same field merely a few years later, ready to take his final breath in freedom. -
Hey Brother (do you still believe in one another?) by SaltInThePepperMill
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 Jul 2023
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Tommy is a villain. Wilbur is a hero. That they would eventually clash was inevitable. Now, Wilbur stands above Tommy, ready to get revenge. If only he knew that the person he's willing to kill is his baby brother
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Tommy is the god of all those war casualties that no one else seems to care about, those who have no impact on the battle and are only reflected in reports of collateral damage.
He is a god of hope.
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Out of all the lives we've shared (this is the worst) by SaltInThePepperMill
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
01 Jul 2023
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Grian remembers all the lives he's lived with Scar. They are destined to be together, as they always have been. Only this time it's all wrong. Scar will be the death of him, he's sure of it. And he dreads an early loss so much more than the other players. He dreads what comes after the end.
Scar does not understand why his soulmate seems to hate him already.
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Location: Tokyo Penthouse, Minato Ward
Salary: ¥650,000/month + room & board in luxury penthouse
Hours: Full-time, flexible schedule including weekends and holidays
Duties: Comprehensive household management, specialized cleaning, meal prep, guest coordination, and personal assistance to employer
Atsumu is twenty-five, broke, chronically five minutes behind, and one existential crisis away from snapping. The last thing he needs is a mysterious job offer, a trench coat-wearing cryptid, or Sakusa Kiyoomi offering him a ride home. But here we are.
A story about burnout, bizarre jobs, and falling in love somewhere between the coffee runs and breakdowns.
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13 Aug 2025
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Wasting Your Time by shutupanakin
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Feb 2022
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“Wh— what?” Tommy choked out, his voice hoarse from the lack of use all day.
The man rolled his eyes, as if he didn’t just ask a completely impolite question. “I said, do you have any booze?”
Tommy sat still. He reached into his jacket pocket, his hand finding only a plastic pen. Could he stab this man with a plastic pen?
Tommy pulled said piece of plastic out, visibly holding it up. “I have a pen.” Something about the bemused look on the man's face made Tommy click it, and again, repeatedly.
click click click click click click click click—
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or; Tommy planned on dying. He meets Wilbur instead.
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- Part 1 of Jubilee Failed
- Part 1 of shutupanakin (writing edition)
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- English
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- 33,107
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 67
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18 Feb 2024
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Right Place, Right Time, Wrong Person by Trooly
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
18 Jan 2022
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The plan is simple. Within the next couple of hours, if everything goes right, Thomas Innit will fall off the side of the largest hotel in Essempee. No, not fall; he is going to jump off the edge, finally freeing himself from his lonely existence after fourteen long years of it.
Unfortunately for him, a few inconvenient encounters on the roof prove to him that dying might just be the hardest thing he's ever tried to accomplish.
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- 47,883
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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05 Feb 2023
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“Be my apprentice,” Icarus blurted.
Tommy blinked. Gradually, the corners of his mouth dropped into the deepest frown he’d ever made. “What the fuck? Why?”
“Why?” Icarus froze and Tommy raised a judgemental eyebrow. “It’s because of your powers.”
“My powers,” he echoed. “I never told you whether or not I had powers.”
“I can… sense them,” Icarus bullshitted. Tommy pinched the bridge of his nose.
“Right. What are they, then,” he retorted.
“Uh… super… powers,” the villain answered, sounding more unsure of himself by the second.
Tommy wanted to bash his head against a wall. “Really? That’s the best you could do?”
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Tommy isn’t sure why handing someone their keys is such a big deal, but now he’s left with a huge problem: Every supervillain in the city wants him to be their apprentice!
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Tommy’s lame superpower turns out to be a game-changer.
- Language:
- English
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- 230,156
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- 39/42
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- 15
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26 Dec 2022
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There’s Blood in your Web, Theseus (wipe it out) by spookyserpent
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Apr 2022
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Spiders are both overlooked and feared. They spin their webs, catch their kills and move on. Some hunt, finding their prey and stalking until the kill.
Tommy’s not a Huntsman Spider anymore, though. He made sure of that when the skies bled black with smoke and the horizon was stained with orange and red.
From a class of twenty-eight to a class of one.
Or, Tommy has escaped the Red Room, only to stumble into the lives of a family of Villains, who want him to join their ranks, a corrupt businessman and his makeshift family and a bunch of Heroes, who swear they want to help him.
Now with a Sequel: Come in from the Cold, Huntsman.
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- Part 4 of Writing about Block People :)
- Part 1 of spider versus web
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- 162,407
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- 46/46
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- 87
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26 Dec 2022