Sarah_Sandwich
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another time, a different place (I have loved you before) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
23 Dec 2025
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Peter returns from what he's told was five years trapped inside the Soul Stone, immediately watches his mentor die to save the universe, and then has to learn where he fits in a world that kept spinning without him. Luckily, he wasn't the only one trapped in the stone and Harley Keener seems just as out of step as he is, if not more.
I don't know how you are so familiar to me—or why it feels less like I am getting to know you and more as though I am remembering who you are. How every smile, every whisper brings me closer to the impossible conclusion that I have known you before, I have loved you before—in another time, a different place—some other existence.
—Lang Leav, Soul Mates
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During the Blip, when Rose Hill was on the brink of blinking off the map, Harley Keener donned his homemade Iron Man armor and began stealing whatever his hometown needed to survive. They called him a hero, even when he pointed out that stealing ain't exactly hero work. Now, five years after the blipped have returned, things are still dire. He can't slow down. He can't take a day off. And he can't let anyone know how close he is to slipping and bringing all of Rose Hill down with him.
It all unravels when Harley nabs a charity donation from under Spider-Man's nose and the hunt for the Iron Impostor begins.
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- Part 1 of Spider-Man 4
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Seasons of you (remember remember remember me too) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Dec 2024
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Peter buys his first Christmas present in five years and Harley has a lot to learn, but he's off to a pretty good start.
OR: The one with mittens and canned stew.
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Baseball Smut ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Apr 2024
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Baseball uniforms are sexy this is a universal truth ask anybody
the one where they trade blowies in the dugout and are sickeningly sweet after
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Free Pass by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
31 Dec 2023
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Harley has rung in every new year since moving to New York with a kiss. He doesn't consider himself superstitious (maybe just a pinch stitious) but the tradition has been working for him and that's reason enough to keep it alive... even if Peter is the only one around and the clock is ticking down the few remaining seconds til the new year.
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Shooting my shot at writing Spider-Man 4 before the movie comes out, but first my special boy Harley <3
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Freak Out Verse by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
12 Feb 2023
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Peaches Ain't Pretty is a coming of age story focused on Harley Keener and his sister, Abbie. A Peach Like You is the sequel focusing on Peter Parker after meeting Harley and chronicling his messy messy life as Spider-Man and the struggles of starting a relationship. There's also a big bad but we'll get to that.
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Dean Winchester has been alone for a long, long time.
When he and Castiel happen to find each other - a couple of survivors in a world that’s been all but wiped clean - Dean’s looking for his brother; Castiel is looking for something to look for. They stick together, because neither of them much wants to be alone. They hate each other at first, of course. Dean hates Castiel for being weird and quiet and ironic and antagonistic and proud. Castiel hates Dean for being blunt and reckless and coarse, for drinking, for refusing to talk about how he feels and just pretending everything is fine. Most of all, they hate themselves and each other just for being alive. What right do they have to be alive? No one else seems to be.
But against his own will, Dean starts to notice things about Castiel that he likes. Starts to hope that Castiel might like him, too. And together, they start to fight for a world where they're both alive - and that's a good thing.
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“God, Harley, you’re ridiculous.” The reflection of Peter’s screen is visible in his glasses. Harley can see Minecraft open on one monitor, discord on the other. He can’t tell which channel Peter is looking at on discord, but he hears the ever familiar clicking of the other boy’s keyboard and surmises that Peter’s sending a message to someone.
“You wouldn’t love me if I wasn’t, babe,” The words slip out, the term of endearment tacked on at the end. It’s Harley’s turn to clap a hand over his mouth.
Peter’s eyes flicker to the camera and peer straight into Harley’s soul. The angels sing, the birds chirp, the leaves on the trees rustle as their eyes meet – even if Peter doesn’t know it.
Or: the Minecraft / twitter fic / Heat Waves / dnf au - but make it Parkner.
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Bookmarked by Sarah_Sandwich
11 Aug 2023
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Sweetness that blooms from the sourest soil 🌿 it's going to be okay
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The Blue Check Mark Won't Dry Your Tears by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Feb 2023
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Peter Parker runs an SI Intern twitter account. Some random guy named Harley Keener pays $8/month to impersonate the account. Predictably, they fall in love <3
Title based on "Highway Don't Care" by Tim McGraw
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- Part 7 of alfie's parkner stories
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Bookmarked by Sarah_Sandwich
12 Jul 2023
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Short, sweet, and fluffy! The perfect fic for a quick pick me up.
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Tennessee Outreach for Spider-Man (and friends) by ciaconnaa
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
06 May 2020
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To: keenharley
From: tstarkI’m regretting this offer already.
But anyway, I’m the one that upgraded Spidey from pajamas to multi-million dollar spandex. It’s been good for him, but it’s not something he’s used to and that, combined with his occasional dumbassery, breaks or rips my hard work. The main source of his upkeep is his webs. And he's been busy. Needs some extra hands. That’s where you come in. I’ve sent over basic schematics of his suit and his web-shooters. It won’t run on Windows XP, so you might have to go to a library.To:tstark
From: keenharleyI hate you. Also, we don't have a library so jokes on you
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in an attempt to help Harley beef up his college apps, Tony offers Harley a remote Stark Industries internship to help Spider-Man. It easily becomes his worst nightmare
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Bookmarked by Sarah_Sandwich
19 Aug 2022
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Super fun, lighthearted read! Great chemistry between all characters. Funny witty banter and bickering
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Off The Record by crookedswingset
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
26 Feb 2019
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Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.
Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.
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- Part 1 of Perfect Enough
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Bookmarked by Sarah_Sandwich
25 May 2022
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Somehow I had the sequel bookmarked but not this one? I don't understand you Sarah. I just finished rereading it and aksjskskdsks perfect characterizations all around! Especially Wade! He! Is! So! Smart!!! And yeah still dumb of ass and we love him for it <333 So many personalities so well written so much plot so many feels. And oof! The whump hits so good. Genuinely funny and fun to read!