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toward the unknown region by SatiricalDraperies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
24 Jan 2026
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When Volt is pulled into existence, all he knows is that he needs to protect someone who's been hurt... like Luna, who's been overrun by Upholders on a standard mission gone south. He has no idea why, after helping Luna defeat Selene, he passes out only to wake up on the floor of the Breaker Box with a strangely familiar figure standing over him.
Eddie doesn't know who Luna is. He doesn't really know who Volt is, either, but he agrees to help him find Luna if Volt helps him fix the wiring and keep the Breaker Box afloat. It's all going well enough, until a piece of new technology called the Dateviators arrives at the homeowner's door with the power to change everything.
Connie's lived more lives than she can remember, but that doesn't mean that everyone else has forgotten them too. First the homeowner, then someone calling himself Volt... Soon she'll need to remember all that she can in order to save not only her own past, but the Dateviators themselves—and risk losing her entire universe in the process.
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follow you anywhere by SatiricalDraperies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Jan 2026
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oneshots, different povs, and deleted scenes from the world of find you anywhere
*contains potential spoilers for find you anywhere*
latest chapter: lw has a nightmare, hurt/comfort
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- Part 2 of find you anywhere
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smoking was my only vice by SatiricalDraperies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Jan 2026
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Coolsville, U. S. A. You wish that it was a fucking joke. Lured out to the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere by the promise of a great job, only to be stuck with a shitty apartment in a dead town miles from the nearest city, laid off after no more than a week of your "fresh start."
Life is going great.
You check your bank account—your rent's already paid for this month, so at least you're set there, and you even have enough left for a drink or two. What else are you going to spend it on? If you don't get a new job soon, that won't do much to improve your prospects and there are very few things that you need more than a stiff drink right now. Your phone says that there's a bar near your apartment, but there's no website and the latest review is from seven years ago and only says, "Dirty. Bad service. Too many bikers."
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tinsel and mistletoe by SatiricalDraperies for raejoestar
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Dec 2025
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Eddie wants to make Volt's first Blissmas one to remember.
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but time with you is standing still by SatiricalDraperies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Dec 2025
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Maybe he can convince Eddie to take you right there in the car in the airport parking lot, pull into the garage and find an empty corner. He can sit behind the wheel and watch you ride Eddie in the passenger seat and reach over to hold your hand as the feeling becomes too much to handle—
living out Volt's dream ;)
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find you anywhere by SatiricalDraperies
Fandom Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Jan 2026
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kinktober 2025 by SatiricalDraperies
Fandom Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
28 Oct 2025
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a collection of my works for kinktober 2025
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a collection of my drabbles for the Inception Gen and Rare Pair Drabble Competition
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Tolkien Gen Week 2020 by SatiricalDraperies
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Jul 2020
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a collection of my drabbles for Tolkien Gen Week 2020
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Rockin' And Rollin' And Whatnot by Starry_Eyes_Writes
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Dec 2025
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"You should come back with me after this, let me court you properly for the night." Volt says.
You can't help but giggle, pressing a cheeky kiss to the corner of his mouth. "I don't think having a quickie in a dingy dive-bar bathroom is typically 'courting' behavior."
"Don't insult your bar like that, I think it has a certain charm to it. Plus, how could I resist you?"
You're on break for 20 minutes. Hopefully one of your hot biker not-exactly-boyfriends can wrap it up in the 15 he claims he can.
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- Part 5 of ⚠️ Save A Fuse, Blow Your Electricity ⚠️
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empirical evidence by wishinguwell
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
15 Dec 2025
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You've been looking at that annoyingly composed leader of the biker crew for months now. But when you run your mouth a little too much when you think he isn't listening, you get a chance to be proven wrong.
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You’d been serving this group of bikers for years and hadn’t seen the man before; he wasn’t one of the drifters who occasionally drank with them. He was…well, gorgeous might be the wrong word, but it was the first one that came to mind. He looked up at you and you almost stopped in your tracks. Only years of experience kept you moving mechanically towards the table. The stranger was looking at you. At you, not through you, the way most people did. Despite being several shots deep, according to Holly when you’d relieved her, his eyes were still clear and sharp and on yours.
You suddenly felt incredibly vulnerable.
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A biker AU songfic based on Everything by The Classic Crime.
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Date Everything! Fantasy AU by MelodyOfASiren
Fandom Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Oct 2025
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Exactly what it says on the tin! Main ship is ShowerDoor, and most fics will center around Johnny and Dorian. But others are featured such as Rainey/Beverly and Winnifred/River/Bathsheba.
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02 Dec 2025
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Falling For Your Fool's Gold by DarkFountainFaerie
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
24 Jan 2026
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You had come to know Scandalabra well, possibly better than any other object in your home. It was still a challenge getting used to the Dateviators and befriending others, but he was your favourite distraction from the stress of it all. When boundaries start to blur between you, will it be easy to return to the way things were before? He's got a secret he'd give anything to keep, but will that be at odds with your friendship, his most prized possession? The truth can only be ignored for so long before it comes knocking down your door.