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He can’t do this.
“Can I—” he bursts, stops, overflows again. “Would it be too terribly forward of me to ask—”
This is so much. How can small words hold so much? Perhaps he can keep it in, after all. If the words can hold it, maybe he can too. Maybe he won’t crack and rupture.
Or: After the bus ride back from Tadfield and the erstwhile End of the World, Aziraphale reaches his breaking point.
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- Part 1 of more first than sun, more last than star
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Bookmarked by SeaAnnemone
13 Sep 2026
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By all measures, Aziraphale has a perfect life. He lives in a vacation home with two close friends. He’s a staple in the local church community.
He’s content.
Until this year’s summer guest, a man named Crowley, provokes the introspection he’s spent his entire perfect life avoiding — including the idea that his desires may not align with the story he’s told himself all these years.
And that the strongest among them is for a man he's only just met.
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28 Jul 2026
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After the failed Armageddon, Aziraphale finds out that Heaven has been damning souls to Hell for the supposed sin of having kinky sex. He is certain that kinky sex in itself is not a sin, and enlists Crowley to help him prove it. Never mind that Aziraphale has never had sex before. Never mind that he and Crowley are just friends. He's sure everything will work out just fine.
Written for Kinktober 2025
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26 Apr 2026
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The Tadfield Holiday by beerok23
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
01 Dec 2025
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After breaking up with his partner a few days before Christmas, Yale professor Aziraphale Eastgate decides to go back to England to keep a promise he made to his mother before she died.
Looking for accommodations in Tadfield, he gets in touch with Beez, who announces that their cottage is only available for home exchange.
Aziraphale accepts their proposal and finds himself all alone in Tadfield for Christmas.
What he isn’t expecting is Beez’ insanely gorgeous brother knocking on his door on his first night at the cottage, and waltzing into his life to change his beliefs about love.A Human ‘The Holiday’ AU 🎄
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05 Dec 2025
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Dead Right by anatomicgirl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
09 Sep 2025
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“You are not selling your books to try to get back what’s already yours! Listen, Aziraphale. I know you’re opposed to the idea of an arranged marriage—”
“A fake marriage,” he clarified, voice like ice. Ana ignored him.
“—but it’s time you see sense. You will find someone, and you will marry him. You will inherit your property properly, and after a reasonable amount of time to deal with any legal challenges, you will divorce. It won’t destroy anyone’s future, and hell, maybe you’ll actually fall in love.”
Aziraphale snorted. “Don’t count on it.”
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20 Oct 2025
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A Waking Nightmare by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
Fandom Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Jul 2024
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Groundhog Day AU where Stolas is forced to relive being attacked by Striker until he figures out how to break the cycle. Featuring a spin off from other character's POVs after or during each night and a oneshot from Stella's POV.
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Octavia wakes up in a time loop, and whatever bizarre shit is going on seems to have something to do with her estranged father and his weird, red dickhead of a boyfriend.
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In Plain Sight by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Sep 2021
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Right, so. The love of his life asked to be in a fake relationship with him. How was Crowley not supposed to lose his mind over that? How was he supposed to hide how he melted like an ice cream cone in the sun when Aziraphale held his hand?
Companion piece to Pretend For Me, from Crowley's POV.
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- Part 2 of Pretend For Me
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by SeaAnnemone
15 Aug 2025
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Nothing Good Happens After 2AM by LovesBitca8, nikitajobson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2022
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And in the heartbeat that he didn't return the kiss, Hermione saw the rest of her school year flash before her eyes. The embarrassment, the teasing. Her chest constricted at this terribly awful thing she just did — kissing Draco Malfoy.
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Fic / Art Collab with NikitaJobson. Two-Shot
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Bookmarked by SeaAnnemone
18 Jun 2025
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They're Not Talking by LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jan 2025
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Crowley and Aziraphale still meet secretly to try to stop the Second Coming, but they’re not talking, not the way they once did. Words aren’t the only way to communicate all the things that are left unsaid.
Updated with a new chapter
You slowly put your hand against mine, our fingertips touching, separated by wood and sin and sacrament.
I imagine us leaning forward, our lips meeting, kissing open mouthed, surrounded by the heady scent of incense.
I keep my eyes on you, willing you to offer your mouth to me. There is a quiver in your bottom lip, a softness to your jaw as if you’re about to tip towards me, seeking a blessing from my tongue.
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18 Mar 2025
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Choice Position by GroovyNightStrawberry
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Apr 2025
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Crowley is in desperate need of a new job, but it's not easy finding a job as a nanny when you're a man in your forties.
Enter the ridiculously attractive - and recently widowed - Professor Aziraphale Fell, who needs a nanny for his infant twins, Adam and Warlock.
Crowley is smitten instantly, but there's not a snowball's chance in Hell of anything happening, so he can just get on with his job. Right?
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Bookmarked by SeaAnnemone
09 Mar 2025
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HUMAN AU
Aziraphale hires a sex worker named A. J. Crowley — but not for the reasons you might think.Welcome to the definition of "crack treated seriously"! The overall tone of this fic is light-hearted and fluffy, but there are some more serious stories/themes in the later chapters. But I promise — if you're here for fluff (and a little bit of sexiness), you will not be disappointed (at least, I hope)!
2026/05/09: Only 4-5 more chapters to go! All remaining chapters are fully outlined and some partially written (the only question in number of chapters is if I end up splitting any into two parts). I hope you enjoy this silly, sexy ride!
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- 110,727
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- 15/20
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09 Mar 2025
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Her mum had always told her that blokes had only one thing on their minds, but this was taking it to an entirely new level.
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06 Mar 2025
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
Now also available as a podfic from Literarion
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- Part 1 of Petrichor & Parchment
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- English
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- 33,059
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- 11/11
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13 Jan 2025
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when pain is over, the remembrance of it often becomes a pleasure by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Nov 2024
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1941, London, take 3
“Crowley,” Aziraphale asks, a little woozy himself, pleasantly inebriated from wine-laced, ebbing adrenaline and the demon’s crackling fire presence. “Are you quite alright, my dear?”
His tongue is thick in his mouth, heavy, and clumsy, and aching for some reason, too. It’s odd, and perhaps a tad disconcerting.
“‘M fine,” Crowley’s lightning quick reply is a mumbled, obvious lie he’s unable to twist into something convincing despite his efforts to do otherwise. “Don’t worry ‘bout me, angel.”
I do little else, Aziraphale nearly admits out loud, absurd you could even think otherwise, despite our differences, despite our pasts, despite our… everything.
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Or, an imagining of what else may have transpired that night during the Blitz.
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06 Jan 2025
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She usually only lets Astarion feed on her while she is asleep. Not that she has any problem with Astarion, the case just is that him feeding from her while she is still conscious is profoundly intimate and she can’t really be sure if Astarion has noticed or even if he particularly cares, about how quickly her heart races when he does it. So while she is asleep is better, it's much better.
But she can't get to sleep tonight, so she is just going to have to make do.
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06 Jan 2025
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Astarion has a wild proposition for you. Turns out you like it more than you thought.
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04 Jan 2025
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“Well,” he croons, “The fun doesn’t have to be entirely one-sided. Our time could very well be limited. You help me with my condition…and I could help you with yours.”
“My condition?” she asks, her eyebrows now arched to maximum height.
Astarion tilts his head. “Darling, it’s bad enough that we might burst into tentacles any day now. I would hate to see you die a virgin.”
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Neve already had her hands full, what with trying to keep her companions from killing each other and pushing forward in the face of an uncertain fate. Then the vampire had to go and decide she was sweet enough to want to sink his teeth into.
Another take on how things unfold post-bite.
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- Part 1 of Mercurial World
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27 Dec 2024
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All The Pieces Of You by Create_Serenity (Sivany)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2024
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Aziraphale had known he found Crowley attractive for a long time, but there was nothing wrong with that. The Almighty had done a very nice job when she’d made Crowley and surely appreciating the work of the Almighty was what angels were supposed to do?
It was nothing more than that.
Except now Aziraphale knows what lust feels like and that might be a problem.
A canon based through the ages fic, featuring fluff, smut, angst and a lot of shenanigans from the ineffable duo.
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- Part 1 of All The Pieces of You
- Language:
- English
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- 89,846
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- 12/12
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22 Oct 2024
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Still We Know Each Other So Well by PaperclipNinja
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 May 2026
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Before he could dwell any further, an apple appeared in front of Aziraphale’s nose, delicately dangling from a hand that drew Aziraphale’s eyes along an outstretched arm until he was looking up at the tall (he really was very tall) man hovering beside him.
“This one nearly got away,” the man offered with a hint of amusement. His brow creased slightly as his mouth opened to say something else, before he apparently changed his mind and brought his lips back together.
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A few months ago, there was a comment on Tumblr that there are ponderings about what would happen if Aziraphale or Crowley's memory was wiped, but what if both their memories were wiped?This is a story of that what if.
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Bookmarked by SeaAnnemone
09 Oct 2024