2 Works by Seadium (SeaCollides)
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You Aren't A Lawyer Yet, Don't Talk To Me by Seadium (SeaCollides)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
16 Aug 2021
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Summary
Tommy was dead.
Formerly dead now, because he was somehow hurtling back from the heavens to return to his own, newly constructed body, looking much better than it was when Dream had somehow smacked his brains out clean with a goddamn potato.
But of course, something just had to go horribly wrong.
Dream had accidentally sneezed, and with that, Tommy was shot off into the wrong direction. He ended up shrieking his entire trip through space-time, phasing through asteroids and multiple timelines, all until he was dropped back into a physical form, but—
—wait a second. Whose fucking body was this?
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In short: Tommy is sent to the wrong reality; said reality being a modern AU universe where Phil is your classic stereotypical Asian parent, the family tree is even more fucked, and this takes place in a weird blend-together country of England, America, South East Asia, and Hong Kong all at once.In even shorter terms: the golden Asian stereotypical livelihood experience, all condensed into one (1) Philza Minecraft, who may or may not speak with a Chinglish accent.
Series
- Part 2 of Pure, Hard, DSMP Crack Cocaine
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"Dream," Sam began in a voice that expressed zero interest, no sir, none at all— "what are you doing?"
Dream gave Sam a delirious smile, his forehead beaded with sweat. The man tiredly lifted his arms and made two little finger humans as he hoarsely said, "Play pirates. Cannon go ka-choo... boom boom!"
Sam could feel an aneurysm beginning to swell in the back of his head.
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AKA: InspiroBot gives me a great quote: 'When you're in jail, be a play pirate.' and I decide to take up my friend's idea to write another crackfic, which finally does not involve any sort of glock and/or edible sand products.Series
- Part 1 of Pure, Hard, DSMP Crack Cocaine