SeaCollides
Fandoms
Recent works
-
You Aren't A Lawyer Yet, Don't Talk To Me by Seadium (SeaCollides)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
16 Aug 2021
Tags
Summary
Tommy was dead.
Formerly dead now, because he was somehow hurtling back from the heavens to return to his own, newly constructed body, looking much better than it was when Dream had somehow smacked his brains out clean with a goddamn potato.
But of course, something just had to go horribly wrong.
Dream had accidentally sneezed, and with that, Tommy was shot off into the wrong direction. He ended up shrieking his entire trip through space-time, phasing through asteroids and multiple timelines, all until he was dropped back into a physical form, but—
—wait a second. Whose fucking body was this?
-
In short: Tommy is sent to the wrong reality; said reality being a modern AU universe where Phil is your classic stereotypical Asian parent, the family tree is even more fucked, and this takes place in a weird blend-together country of England, America, South East Asia, and Hong Kong all at once.In even shorter terms: the golden Asian stereotypical livelihood experience, all condensed into one (1) Philza Minecraft, who may or may not speak with a Chinglish accent.
Series
- Part 2 of Pure, Hard, DSMP Crack Cocaine
-
Stew From Thirty Years Ago by kalonscounter (SeaCollides)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Jul 2021
Tags
Summary
As the weather got colder, my father suddenly said to me, let's go and visit the DreamSMP.
-Series
- Part 2 of Inspired By 短文/小說s Ficlet Collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,222
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 69
-
Wilbur And Tommy Rob Dream And Drista's Not-Very-Santa Store by SeaCollides
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Jun 2021
Tags
Summary
Tommy had a glock.
If you were a normal person, you’d ask why anyone would give Tommy a weapon.
Unfortunately, it was Wilbur who gave him the glock when he destroyed Tommy’s vlog guns.
-
AKA: Author blames everything on L30 Enchantments giving said author cursed ideas. Basically the title and the tags.
[Dragon's Boat Festival is here: This work is finally fucking finished.]Series
- Part 1 of Wilbur and Tommy...
-
Tags
Summary
ÆTHER @blondandgorgeous ⋅ 2m
@alsoblondeandgorgeous WHY DID YOU BUY A STAFF OF HOMA ON EBAY|
Girl Boss Supreme @alsoblondeandgorgeous ⋅ 1m
did you mean: the staff of homeless|
Take Me Home, Snezhnayan Roads @notachilde ⋅ 58s
Looking at the way your brother is opening your shared bank account, this is very true|
Girl Boss Supreme @alsoblondeandgorgeous ⋅ 39s
controversial opinion but Staff of Homa > Our House|
ÆTHER @blondandgorgeous ⋅ 12s
downvoted.-
AKA: Chatfic + Social Media AU where Aether just wants his Dank Memer coins back and chaos reigns supreme. -
Tags
Summary
"Dream," Sam began in a voice that expressed zero interest, no sir, none at all— "what are you doing?"
Dream gave Sam a delirious smile, his forehead beaded with sweat. The man tiredly lifted his arms and made two little finger humans as he hoarsely said, "Play pirates. Cannon go ka-choo... boom boom!"
Sam could feel an aneurysm beginning to swell in the back of his head.
-
AKA: InspiroBot gives me a great quote: 'When you're in jail, be a play pirate.' and I decide to take up my friend's idea to write another crackfic, which finally does not involve any sort of glock and/or edible sand products.Series
- Part 1 of Pure, Hard, DSMP Crack Cocaine
Recent series
-
Pure, Hard, DSMP Crack Cocaine by SeaCollides, Seadium (SeaCollides)
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 Aug 2021
Summary
Crackfics that are either unrelated to the 'Wilbur and Tommy...'-verse or are one-off fics that do, in fact, fit in there, but is not considered important enough.
- Words:
- 17,888
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 6
-
Bad Things Happen To The Best Of Us by SeaCollides
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Jan 2021
Summary
Kingdom AU/Canonical DreamSMP (non-RPF), Genshin Impact, and Dangan Ronpa.
- Words:
- 4,262
- Works:
- 3
-
Inspired By 短文/小說s Ficlet Collection by kalonscounter (SeaCollides)
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Jul 2021
Summary
My journey to dig up all my past Chinese reading comprehension assessment papers + textbook essays and turn them into little ficlets just for fun.
Each fic's tags will contain the work it was based off on.
- Words:
- 2,111
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
-
Wilbur and Tommy... by SeaCollides
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Jun 2021
Summary
Wilbur and Tommy sure are having the time of their lives.
[Completely and utterly crack, do not take this seriously. Probably OOC. Will melt your brain.]
- Words:
- 14,484
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 3
-
SHSL Crackfic Spewing by SeaCollides
Fandom: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
05 Sep 2020
Summary
It's just crackfic after crackfic after crackfic...
Some crackfics belong to the same universe (like the Potato Farm AU and the WcDonalds AU), some are seperate, some are just... chaos. Chaos incarnates.
- Words:
- 7,686
- Works:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Zhongli's favorite taste, the flavor that keeps him true to himself, a delicacy one of its kind that comforts him.
Series
- Part 1 of sweetest tastes.
-
Tags
Summary
Me, me, me.
My reflection.
My twin.
-
Tags
Summary
ka-ching!: omg you don't know?!
ka-ching!: the sex lapis statue!!!
ka-ching! is typing...
ka-ching!: *Rex lapis
Tartagliatelle: you were right the first time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
tastes like fine wine: (¬‿¬)
ka-ching!: it was found destroyed!! in pieces!!
ka-ching! is typing...
ka-ching!: also can typos just not anymore?(TLDR: Student Council VP Keqing is tasked with finding out who destroyed the Rex Lapis statue and none of her friends want to be helpful for just a moment).
-
Tags
Summary
Fuck this shit, you're disgusting.
-
Tags
Summary
The story follows a young man deeply infatuated with his neighbor. One day, he gets invited, by accident, to a party at her house. The reader then watches his eight days of mental preparation for his encounter, however, he struggles to find permanence with reality, shifting essence to the whim of the author, and agonizing over memories he cannot be sure are even his.