SeaCollides
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Wilbur And Tommy Rob Dream And Drista's Not-Very-Santa Store by SeaCollides
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Jun 2021
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Tommy had a glock.
If you were a normal person, you’d ask why anyone would give Tommy a weapon.
Unfortunately, it was Wilbur who gave him the glock when he destroyed Tommy’s vlog guns.
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AKA: Author blames everything on L30 Enchantments giving said author cursed ideas. Basically the title and the tags.
[Dragon's Boat Festival is here: This work is finally fucking finished.]Series
- Part 1 of Wilbur and Tommy...
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ÆTHER @blondandgorgeous ⋅ 2m
@alsoblondeandgorgeous WHY DID YOU BUY A STAFF OF HOMA ON EBAY|
Girl Boss Supreme @alsoblondeandgorgeous ⋅ 1m
did you mean: the staff of homeless|
Take Me Home, Snezhnayan Roads @notachilde ⋅ 58s
Looking at the way your brother is opening your shared bank account, this is very true|
Girl Boss Supreme @alsoblondeandgorgeous ⋅ 39s
controversial opinion but Staff of Homa > Our House|
ÆTHER @blondandgorgeous ⋅ 12s
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AKA: Chatfic + Social Media AU where Aether just wants his Dank Memer coins back and chaos reigns supreme. -
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An inspector doesn't call. Instead, he breaks down the front door, smokes some weed, steals fifty more pounds from Arthur Birling, and sort-of torches the family's house—not necessarily in that order.
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AKA: English Uniform Tests came back, my 80% is not satisfactory enough, and the person who marked our group's papers is currently being shaded by our class. Thus, out of sheer boredom and a hint of spite: Inspecalls crack. -
The Unfortunate Prequel: Dream Is Pregnant On TikTok by SeaCollides for Fateweaver
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
11 Feb 2021
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George was dumbfounded. He was absolutely baffled, he could not understand what was unfolding in front of his eyes. What was going on?
Dream merely smiled in the TikTok. It was a threatening smile—one that radiated an absolutely menacing aura. One of a pure, unadulterated emotion that belonged to a man with nothing to lose. He spoke:
"I’m expecting... to see you this weekend when I deliver… a set of beautiful baby PRINTS."
George screamed.
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AKA: Author saw the Childe's VA Does Pregnant Childe clip and decided to start Chinese New Year with a different kind of bang.Series
- Part 2 of Wilbur and Tommy...
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Maybe Albedo's miscalculation yielded more than successful results.
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Prompt 7: If I Can't Have You.Series
- Part 1 of Bad Things Happen To The Best Of Us
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Pure, Hard, DSMP Crack Cocaine by SeaCollides, Seadium (SeaCollides)
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 Aug 2021
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Crackfics that are either unrelated to the 'Wilbur and Tommy...'-verse or are one-off fics that do, in fact, fit in there, but is not considered important enough.
- Words:
- 17,888
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Bad Things Happen To The Best Of Us by SeaCollides
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Jan 2021
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Kingdom AU/Canonical DreamSMP (non-RPF), Genshin Impact, and Dangan Ronpa.
- Words:
- 4,262
- Works:
- 3
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Wilbur and Tommy... by SeaCollides
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Jun 2021
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Wilbur and Tommy sure are having the time of their lives.
[Completely and utterly crack, do not take this seriously. Probably OOC. Will melt your brain.]
- Words:
- 14,484
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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SHSL Crackfic Spewing by SeaCollides
Fandom: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
05 Sep 2020
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It's just crackfic after crackfic after crackfic...
Some crackfics belong to the same universe (like the Potato Farm AU and the WcDonalds AU), some are seperate, some are just... chaos. Chaos incarnates.
- Words:
- 7,686
- Works:
- 2
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Zhongli's favorite taste, the flavor that keeps him true to himself, a delicacy one of its kind that comforts him.
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- Part 1 of sweetest tastes.
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Me, me, me.
My reflection.
My twin.
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ka-ching!: omg you don't know?!
ka-ching!: the sex lapis statue!!!
ka-ching! is typing...
ka-ching!: *Rex lapis
Tartagliatelle: you were right the first time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
tastes like fine wine: (¬‿¬)
ka-ching!: it was found destroyed!! in pieces!!
ka-ching! is typing...
ka-ching!: also can typos just not anymore?(TLDR: Student Council VP Keqing is tasked with finding out who destroyed the Rex Lapis statue and none of her friends want to be helpful for just a moment).
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Fuck this shit, you're disgusting.
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The story follows a young man deeply infatuated with his neighbor. One day, he gets invited, by accident, to a party at her house. The reader then watches his eight days of mental preparation for his encounter, however, he struggles to find permanence with reality, shifting essence to the whim of the author, and agonizing over memories he cannot be sure are even his.