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You Aren't A Lawyer Yet, Don't Talk To Me by Seadium (SeaCollides)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
16 Aug 2021
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Tommy was dead.
Formerly dead now, because he was somehow hurtling back from the heavens to return to his own, newly constructed body, looking much better than it was when Dream had somehow smacked his brains out clean with a goddamn potato.
But of course, something just had to go horribly wrong.
Dream had accidentally sneezed, and with that, Tommy was shot off into the wrong direction. He ended up shrieking his entire trip through space-time, phasing through asteroids and multiple timelines, all until he was dropped back into a physical form, but—
—wait a second. Whose fucking body was this?
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In short: Tommy is sent to the wrong reality; said reality being a modern AU universe where Phil is your classic stereotypical Asian parent, the family tree is even more fucked, and this takes place in a weird blend-together country of England, America, South East Asia, and Hong Kong all at once.In even shorter terms: the golden Asian stereotypical livelihood experience, all condensed into one (1) Philza Minecraft, who may or may not speak with a Chinglish accent.
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- Part 2 of Pure, Hard, DSMP Crack Cocaine
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Stew From Thirty Years Ago by kalonscounter (SeaCollides)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Jul 2021
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As the weather got colder, my father suddenly said to me, let's go and visit the DreamSMP.
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- Part 2 of Inspired By 短文/小說s Ficlet Collection
- Language:
- English
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- 1,222
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 69
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Wilbur And Tommy Rob Dream And Drista's Not-Very-Santa Store by SeaCollides
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Jun 2021
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Tommy had a glock.
If you were a normal person, you’d ask why anyone would give Tommy a weapon.
Unfortunately, it was Wilbur who gave him the glock when he destroyed Tommy’s vlog guns.
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AKA: Author blames everything on L30 Enchantments giving said author cursed ideas. Basically the title and the tags.
[Dragon's Boat Festival is here: This work is finally fucking finished.]Series
- Part 1 of Wilbur and Tommy...
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ÆTHER @blondandgorgeous ⋅ 2m
@alsoblondeandgorgeous WHY DID YOU BUY A STAFF OF HOMA ON EBAY|
Girl Boss Supreme @alsoblondeandgorgeous ⋅ 1m
did you mean: the staff of homeless|
Take Me Home, Snezhnayan Roads @notachilde ⋅ 58s
Looking at the way your brother is opening your shared bank account, this is very true|
Girl Boss Supreme @alsoblondeandgorgeous ⋅ 39s
controversial opinion but Staff of Homa > Our House|
ÆTHER @blondandgorgeous ⋅ 12s
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AKA: Chatfic + Social Media AU where Aether just wants his Dank Memer coins back and chaos reigns supreme. -
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"Dream," Sam began in a voice that expressed zero interest, no sir, none at all— "what are you doing?"
Dream gave Sam a delirious smile, his forehead beaded with sweat. The man tiredly lifted his arms and made two little finger humans as he hoarsely said, "Play pirates. Cannon go ka-choo... boom boom!"
Sam could feel an aneurysm beginning to swell in the back of his head.
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AKA: InspiroBot gives me a great quote: 'When you're in jail, be a play pirate.' and I decide to take up my friend's idea to write another crackfic, which finally does not involve any sort of glock and/or edible sand products.Series
- Part 1 of Pure, Hard, DSMP Crack Cocaine
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Arctic Cottonflowers by kalonscounter (SeaCollides)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Apr 2021
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When my legs became paralyzed after falling into a ravine, my temper took a sharp turn for the worst.
-“Techno wrote. He told me that the arctic cottongrass near his house is pretty this year round—I can take you there to see it.”
Wilbur used to love flowers, and he kept blue ones in varying shades growing all around our backyard. Phil never liked it, saying it was a waste of time, and that he was better off becoming a soldier. He never listened. He continued cultivating hydrangeas, larkspurs, and blue columbines with infinite patience and care, but those flowers, strangely, were all dead now.
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- Part 1 of Inspired By 短文/小說s Ficlet Collection
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Counting butterflies in his head, a daydream passing by. In the dark, there is only a ruined amalgamation of chains and wires clinging onto his skin, blooding his tearful soul alive.
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A villain reminisces of the sun, the stars, the moon, and his past life. -
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An inspector doesn't call. Instead, he breaks down the front door, smokes some weed, steals fifty more pounds from Arthur Birling, and sort-of torches the family's house—not necessarily in that order.
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AKA: English Uniform Tests came back, my 80% is not satisfactory enough, and the person who marked our group's papers is currently being shaded by our class. Thus, out of sheer boredom and a hint of spite: Inspecalls crack. -
Madmen by kalonscounter (SeaCollides)
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
20 Feb 2021
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The next season is beginning in 3... 2...
"One."
Shuichi smiles. "Welcome to the livestream! Let's begin with our first victim."
The camera tilts, and the world falls over.
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In which everyone is immoral, unrealistic, and pre-game could have never been weirder. -
The Unfortunate Prequel: Dream Is Pregnant On TikTok by SeaCollides for Fateweaver
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
11 Feb 2021
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George was dumbfounded. He was absolutely baffled, he could not understand what was unfolding in front of his eyes. What was going on?
Dream merely smiled in the TikTok. It was a threatening smile—one that radiated an absolutely menacing aura. One of a pure, unadulterated emotion that belonged to a man with nothing to lose. He spoke:
"I’m expecting... to see you this weekend when I deliver… a set of beautiful baby PRINTS."
George screamed.
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AKA: Author saw the Childe's VA Does Pregnant Childe clip and decided to start Chinese New Year with a different kind of bang.Series
- Part 2 of Wilbur and Tommy...
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Maybe Albedo's miscalculation yielded more than successful results.
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Prompt 7: If I Can't Have You.Series
- Part 1 of Bad Things Happen To The Best Of Us
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If he drank himself to death, perhaps Diluc might forgive him.
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Prompt 18: Drowning Their Sorrows.Series
- Part 2 of Bad Things Happen To The Best Of Us
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At least it's not a crossbow bolt through his spine.
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Prompt 25: Painful Wound Cleaning.Series
- Part 3 of Bad Things Happen To The Best Of Us
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December Rain by kalonscounter (SeaCollides) for Fateweaver
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Dec 2020
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A broken sob rises from the back of Tommy’s throat.
He would cry, but tears make no difference amidst the pouring rain.
The landscape is unfamiliar. The world is cold. Tommy just wants to go home.
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AKA: Author is late to the exiled!Tommy party but makes a fic for it anyway. Takes place after Dream dumps Ghostbur and Tommy in a dirt house. Very slight canon divergence. -
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Bitter around the bones.
You're sorry that you did this to him, but changes are permanent in this frozen world.
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Headcanon that humans can be turned into Impostors (and Black is never going to forgive himself). -
Duck Hunt by kalonscounter (SeaCollides)
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
16 Nov 2020
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Shirogane chucks a phone in Ouma's direction.
He doesn't catch it.
Saihara throws a truckload of bullshit.
He catches every- single- one.
What the fuck?
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Some dreams are terrifying. Shirogane confronts a murderer, and Saihara and Ouma engages in a short, leisurely (one-sided) confrontation of sorts.(Casual Conversation's unwanted follow-up.)
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- Part 2 of Buzzword Du Jour
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Casual Conversations by kalonscounter (SeaCollides)
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
15 Nov 2020
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Ouma and Shirogane don't necessarily get along...
A common goal triumphs all, though. At least, Ouma thinks it does.
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Just two masterminds talking about season 53, and Ouma really wants his paycheck, like, right now.Series
- Part 1 of Buzzword Du Jour
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Angel's Roses by kalonscounter (SeaCollides)
Fandoms: Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, The Nightingale and the Rose - Oscar Wilde
05 Nov 2020
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“She said that she would dance with me if I brought her red roses,” Hajime sighed to himself, “but there aren’t any red roses in my garden.”
Here at last is a true lover.
Ah, on what little things does happiness depend.
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A Nightingale and The Rose AU but KomaHina(?)-fied, ft. Nagito as the Nightingale and Hajime as the Student. -
Two Knocks On A Cedar Door by kalonscounter (SeaCollides)
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game)
10 Oct 2020
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There are two knocks on the cedar door belonging to Cyan's house.
Something's off about Black's visit, and the coffee's going cold.
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A ficlet/drabble collection for Sea's piling ideas! Also serves as a request box.
Currently open for requests!
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Newest: Red is tired of repeats and loops- he'd pray to a god, but these gods cannot help him. (AKA: Red is self-aware, and pulls Green down the rabbit-hole of over-realization.)