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  1. Rec *

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    Orion pax is just a humble archivist! A humble archivist with a double life on the Megatronus forums and a growing collection of ummmm tasteful merch. nothing too crazy. When his friends gift him a ticket to see Megatronus in action, suddenly things take a sharp left hand turn and Orion finds himself in the middle of the craziest x reader fanfiction he could dream up: Actually romancing the gladiator himself with no screen to hide behind.

    Primus save him.

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    26 Oct 2025

  2. Rec 23

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    Selfishness can lead to many places. Optimus believed the selfishness of his spark is what led him to bring two new sparks to life in the midst of a war where he himself is the leader of one side.

    "I hate you, Optimus Prime."

    But Megatron's hatred is a pale echo of the love that once bound Orion Pax and Megatronus. Now, Optimus must protect his creations from the very mech who helped conceive them, while grappling with the agony of the secret he chose to keep from the entire universe, the last living piece of his sworn enemy... and his former lover.

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    21 Oct 2025

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    That pale visitor has you thinking. Why has he chosen to hang around your house? Why is he leaving dead people at your doorstep? As the cataclysm draws out, you hope to find your answer. In fear or in solidarity, you open your door for many, hoping that by keeping them inside, it keeps that pale man out.
    Do you.. truly want that? Never mind, ignore such a thought- stupidity, really.

    While you ponder the chaos outside, many things form on the inside. Will your home remain your safe haven or will evil incarnate trudge the threshold of your door?

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    21 Oct 2025

  4. Rec 56

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    A bot born with a malfunction that prevents him from seeing the world, yet who has become a skilled archivist, turning his weakness into strength.

    A powerful gladiator who has conquered countless battles, undefeated by any opponent. Two lives seemingly worlds apart,yet unexpectedly alike.

    A chance encounter will change their lives forever.

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    15 Oct 2025

  5. Rec 21

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    Orion loves visiting Kaon to see the gladiators fight; but not so much for the fighting...
    More so for the after-parties.

    There are few gladiators in Kaon that he hasn't swooned one way or another; somewhere down the line of his mundane life as Archivist this became his main form of entertainment. Wrapping the gladiators around his digit, seeing who he could bend to his will and who he could score a night with.

    He had began tiring off it though. All the gladiators he had once fancied had eventually only bored him in berth, non really satisfying him anymore.
    Until one day. A Champion returning to the pits after cycles long hiatus; and he catches Orion's optics instantly.

    Tall, large and handsome. Silvered frame, well polished; a sharp faceplate.

    He is unforgettable; and Orion makes it his sole mission to spend an evening with the Champion...

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    13 Oct 2025