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    Noelle's house shatters around her, and Spamton awkwardly tries to pick up the pieces without cutting his hands.

    (Which he would have had no problem doing, if his neighbor hadn't been his ex-boyfriend.)

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    17 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    — Besides, if it means anything, I think the glasses looked good on you. Gives you a pop of color along all that black and white… A Retro charm.

    Samuel chuckled at the comment, raising his eyebrows and flashing his teeth, looking at his reflection in the mirror. Anthony loves his smile, he can’t help but laugh along and feel relieved that he could finally brighten up his lover’s mood. He plants a kiss to the top of his head.

    — If you think those glasses match m-my style you must not know me that well a-at all!!

    Both men cackled at the remark, Anthony slipped his hands onto Samuel’s waist, pulling him closer to himself. Mouth close to his ear,

    — I’d like to think I know you pretty well, Mister Samuel…

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    09 Oct 2025

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    A drunken, seemingly minor incident leads to Tenna's inner thoughts being printed across his screen in the form of closed captions. Spamton, eager to taste a fraction of the power that his mysterious benefactor possesses, decides he can work with this.

    OR: "Now All the Dark World Knows You Want to Bang a Spam Email".

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    08 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Tenna finds out about the marvelous invention known as internet pornography. He doesn’t really get it.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    As they ride yet again through the humidity of a queer, sultry summer, their two horses side-by-side, Peter can’t help but look at him from the corner of his eye, cautious, wanting. The charcoal leather. The sharp angles. All the ways the legends are true.

    Without warning, he meets his eye, and Peter jerks his head away, heart thudding.

    “So,” Wade says, smiling that sly, half-cocked smile of his, hat tipped to the side. “Partners?”

    Bit by a radioactive spider, declared an outlaw, and trapped in an alliance with an unruly mercenary, Peter Parker sets out to clear his name and expose the corruption that plagues the frontier. As he struggles with his newfound powers and an unsettling attraction to his partner, Peter must decide what he is— a man, a myth, or something else entirely.

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    03 Nov 2024

  6. Public Bookmark 90

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    “We’re just two guys… living together. And there’s only one bed. That’s not weird.”
    “Nope," Flash agreed readily.
    Peter squinted in consideration. “It’s kind of weird,” he reassessed.

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    09 Oct 2024

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    Johnny, reeling from his breakup with Medusa and the loss of his entire family, turns to Peter for comfort...that eventually involves casual sex that isn't so casual for Johnny, since he just so happens to be in love with Peter.

    Everything becomes incredibly complicated.

    This story takes place between the events of Inhumans vs X-Men #6 and Uncanny Avengers v3 #20.

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    18 Aug 2024

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    “You used to be better at this.”

    Wade doesn’t dignify that with a response. He’s very good at this, thank you very much. In fact, except for that rude observation, tonight is going exactly according to plan.

    Step one: Get Spider-man’s attention.

    Step three: Profit.

    Whatever happens in that unknown middle area is going to be up to the asshole standing behind him. Step two is the fun part and it’s probably going to blow Wade’s fucking mind.

    OR

    Spider-man and Deadpool decide to play a little before patrol one night.

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    10 Jul 2024

  9. Public Bookmark 60

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    The mission was likely to run into problems, but Peter and Wade could never imagine how bad it would get. Wade will do what he can to keep Peter alive, but their options are too limited for Peter to have a choice in how he survives.

    The pair have to deal with a Russian winter in an isolated cabin without food, and have to cope with how their time in the cabin fundamentally changes them.

    Heed the tags. It may not just be a dead dove, it may be an entire albatross.

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    28 May 2024

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    “You wanna play a game?” Gwen asked.

    There was something in her voice, innocent but just a touch dangerous. Gwendy Darling, the ice queen, the puritan. She was a devil, really, and she had so many people fooled.

    “What kinda game?” Flash asked, guileless.

     

    Or: Peter, Gwen, and Flash play Truth or Dare or Kiss and nobody knows the rules.

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    01 May 2024

  11. Public Bookmark 84

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    Peter Parker, known CEO of Parker Industries has two secrets. One, he’s the infamous vigilante Spider-Man. And two, he only just recently gained control back over his own body after an unfortunate body snatching incident. After a few days of getting used to being a person again, Peter confronts the problems and changes caused by the body snatcher. Hopefully with the help of known mercenary Deadpool.

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    06 Apr 2024

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    “Anyway, did you ever think I might want to sleep with him?”

    Peter sat straight up in bed and turned on the bedside light. Mary Jane was still sitting up, her arms crossed defiantly over her chest, staring straight ahead at a spot on the wall, twin angry spots of color in her cheeks.

    “You want to sleep with another man?” he demanded.

    “Well, ideally you’d be there, too,” she said, scowling.

    --

    Johnny is getting married. Peter is having a problem. Mary Jane has the solution.

    Or, the Watson-Parkers homewreck their way to Johnny's happiness.

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    29 Mar 2024

  13. Public Bookmark 64

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    Spider-man reached down and nudged the door with his finger tips, snatching his hand back with a grimace when the old hinges groaned almost comically loudly. It seemed to go on forever, as the door slowly swung open and whoever was inside fell silent.

    And then the click of a gun’s safety echoed through the bathroom.

    The sense of danger was like a shot of whiskey down his throat, silent alarms blaring through his skull and turning to ice behind his teeth.

    “I am fucked six ways to Sunday, and not in the fun way, so unless you live here I suggest you go find someone else to rob.”

    Deadpool. Of course.

    Cautiously, aware that even as friends the merc could be unpredictable and certainly trigger happy when he was in the right mood, Spider-man peered down from over the top of the door frame.

    Jesus christ.

     

    OR: Deadpool needs a place to lick his wounds, and apparently he knows where Spider-Man lives.

     

    (AKA: spideypool wound sex! happy birthday!)

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    26 Mar 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 83

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    > care to explain why tf the human torch just kissed me wtf

    > how long have u 2 been dating

    > u explain why tf ricochet just kissed me first

    > i

    > UH
    > guess kaines the token straight brother huh

    Or, Kaine is done with his brothers.

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    16 Mar 2024

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    Peter has an OnlyFans account. Johnny secretly subscribes to it. When Spider-Man gets put in the middle, what could possibly go wrong?

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    16 Mar 2024

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    He glances over the thick black lettering above the picture
    (SPIDER-MAN AND DEADPOOL: PARTNERS?
    ) and focuses solely on Deadpool. The merc has two guns out in an exchange of bullets with a robber inside a bank. This wasn’t long ago. A week at most. Each shot had been calculated, the bullets never missing their mark, as the smell of smoke and gunpowder drifted  in the air, heavy enough to choke on. Peter roamed over the display of muscles covered by a body suit of spandex and leather. For someone who rarely exposed their skin, Deadpool’s suit had a way of accenting every inch of his body. His steady posture didn’t help. Or those rolling shoulders. His large hands. Again, the feeling stirs in Peter’s gut, more insistently.

    Urging. 

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    14 Mar 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 63

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    “Ask me a question.” The amused lilt of Wade’s voice almost never changes but Peter is sure that it sounds slightly more amused than usual. “Think of it like Truth or Dare except it’s all truth and you get your nards fried off if you lie.”

    “Sounds uncomfortable.”

    “Oh, believe me. It is.” Wade wiggles in the driver’s seat a little. “Now quit stalling and ask me a question.”

    OR

    Deadpool misappropriates some Parker Tech to play a (literally) shocking game of Truth or Dare with Spider-man.

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    10 Mar 2024

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    Wade's laughing at something a pretty girl with long black hair and a tight dress is saying. His hand is curved around her hip, and her face is tucked against his ear. She’s whispering something that’s probably clever, funny, and sexy and is going to literally charm those tight pants right off him. Peter takes another burning sip of his drink, something strong that Wade had gotten him, and it’s gross, but it also burns in a way he needs because it dulls the twist in his stomach when he sees Wade with people who are actually capable of making a move on him.

    The girl is pressing a kiss against Wade’s cheek now, and he’s saying something that’s making her laugh. Peter takes another long drink. Of course, she’s laughing. Wade is immensely funny, not that Peter would ever tell him that. He’s also immensely arrogant and thinks he’s hot shit because he is and Peter wants him so, so bad. Too bad he’s not a hot girl, or a hot guy, just Wade’s weird nerdy college roommate whose been crushing on him for three years.

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    07 Mar 2024

  19. Public Bookmark 10

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    Blood poured soft and fast, a steady stream of red over Wade's irritated skin. He had leant forward without even thinking to chase it up to the source, lips and teeth working against the wound until Wade flinched away from his mouth, muffled whines caught in his throat.

     -

    Peter likes blood. Wade bleeds.

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    04 Mar 2024

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    A soulmate AU using their first words from the comics (Cable/Deadpool Issue #24).

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    03 Mar 2024

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