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An Astrologer Tarnished, tired of killing, quits the Lands Between to pursue Miquella's dream of a better world. After an act of empathy that may be her undoing, she finds herself a captive of the Shadowkeep and the Serpent Lord that rules it.
A gothic reweaving of the Elden Ring canon that examines faith, will, and what it means to be a monster.
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The Book of Smokeless Fire by Shut_Up_Alexa
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
25 Aug 2022
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"The heart, you may know, is like lyrium. Does it not seem to you it is made of a curious sort of glass? It holds memories, wishes, magic, desire. Does it not bleed? Does it not sing? If you trail your eye along the facets as do the Children of the Stone, along those veins of hope... is that not where the fissures first begin to form?
He was my friend, you must understand. The first I had made in almost twenty years. Then my lover. Then my heart. Last of all, he was a wound. A permanent scar on a temporary body. One day it will kill me. But today, it has not."
Born under a slew of inauspicious omens, Éolas is a Dalish pariah who finds herself cast out of her clan and in the middle of a shemlen Inquisition. Told to never speak of her strange dreams and to rid herself of her wolf pelt, Lavellan meets a certain apostate who indulges her curiosities.
Remix of Solas and Lavellan's story in DAI and beyond. Each chapter follows the major arcana suit of tarot cards as Éolas transforms from ranger to Inquisitor, learning the paradoxes of falling in love with an elven god.
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The Disciple by Shut_Up_Alexa
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
05 Jun 2022
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A mix of memories out of time as two disciples remember their pasts and present.
Basically, cuddly horny Solas talking magic and the Fade, wanting Lavellan, then immediately feeling bad over it because *plans*. Removed from "The Book of Smokeless Fire" for flow and length, as it just wasn't fitting in the overall work and driving me insane. Canon to that story, but a standalone here that can be read fic blind.
Éolas has just rebelled against the dogma of her clan to realize her unique dreamer and blood-based abilities. She spends the night before closing the breach awake with Solas discussing her burgeoning magic and the Fade. Solas, realizing the line between mentor and lover are blurring in unfortunately familiar ways, feels guilt over the nature of their relationship.
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Weightless by Shut_Up_Alexa
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect
10 Nov 2021
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The Krogans say that the only stories worth telling are those of love, sex, and war. Remix of the canon with OC and AU spanning ME1-3.
Featuring an original past of a ‘survivor’ female Shepard as a drala'fa ('the ignored') from Omega. A lifetime ago, Jane met a strange drell one evening that changed her life. After enlisting in the Alliance and burying her origins, Jane gained a reputation as a closed-off paragade with secrets stemming from her checkered past, now struggling with visions caused by the beacon on Eden Prime. Her affinity for aliens, and one renegade turian in particular, becomes a problem among human-centric politicians as humanity gains a foothold in the galaxy. As time and the fate of all organic life hangs in the balance, her entanglement with the drell who changed her life further complicates matters.
The story explores multiple motifs, including a deeper look at drell, a character study of Thane, a noir loss of innocence story for Garrus/Archangel, extended turian culture and history, and a close read of Liara's transformation into the Shadowbroker. Includes expanded lore, religion, and language within the Mass Effect Universe.
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- Part 1 of Weightless
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Shepard wakes up in her cabin in the middle of the night after a particularly erotic dream. Thane, also awake, comes up the loft to steal a few moments with his siha. They are still new to each other, and she wants to give him something special. More sex comfy pasta with Thane in a similar vein to 'Safehouse'
Includes (light) original drell lore and world-building in parallel to my main fic because I can't help myself. Soft, caring, passionate sex between these two, because they can't get enough of each other. Includes horny dimension AU Jane Shepard to my main fic, minus the Garrus relationship tangles for sensitivity to Garry reasons.
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Weightless by Shut_Up_Alexa
Fandom Mass Effect, Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
10 Nov 2021
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Nick is in love with Zak and he has no idea. But every once in awhile, Zak does something that makes Nick wonder.
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Care and Carnage: Looking After Your Pet Nazgul by captainofthegreenpeas
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
14 Sep 2019
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The Essential Guide for the Care and Ownership of pet Ringwraiths.
Bookmarked by Shut_Up_Alexa
21 Jun 2022
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Here in the dark, it's hard to tell where her body ends, and his homie's begins.
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- Part 1 of Fuck Around and Find Out
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Solas has spent his life waiting in one way or another. Waiting, he thinks, is a strange thing: it is the practice of patience, the act of doing something by doing nothing at all. He has spent so much time waiting that the act of it barely hurts anymore.
And yet, in the midst of this tranquil world, there is a new kind of waiting and a new kind of pain: he waits for the moment that Elia Lavellan tires of his shrouded heart.
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Gentle Solavellan angst and sex from our beloved Sad Egg's POV.Series
- Part 3 of Banal'halam: Solas & Elia Lavellan
Bookmarked by Shut_Up_Alexa
11 Dec 2021
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Project Elvhen: Expanding the Elvhen Language by FenxShiral
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
13 Apr 2015
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This is a project to create a conlang that will expand upon and deepen the Elvhen language that was created for the Bioware game series, Dragon Age. Elvhen, as it is used in the games, is a cipher, not a language. My goal is to create a complete conlang, or at least a simulated conlang, that other fans can use. The goal is to create a constructed language that is to Dragon Age what Sindarin and Quenya are to Lord of the Rings.
I do want to stress that this is a constructed language based upon the limited Elvhen we had encountered within the games. I am not using magical linguistic ninjitsu to "Figure out," the Elvhen language. In terms of the "official," language, consider this linguistic fan-fiction.
This specific work is a collection of my ongoing progress Posts, which you can find on my tumblr (Link below in the notes).
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- Part 1 of Project Elvhen
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Bookmarked by Shut_Up_Alexa
28 Nov 2021

