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At four years old, Harry Potter learned that humans hurt, but snakes just hide. So he stopped being human.
Now he's eleven—technically. In reality, he’s a python with PTSD, a Parseltongue-only vocabulary, and a neurological inability to remember how legs work. When Hagrid kicks down the door, he finds not a boy, but a traumatized reptile who hasn’t walked, spoken English, or been warm in seven years.
Enter Severus Snape, who did not sign up to be the foster guardian of a dissociated snake, and yet here he is: setting warming charms, prying Harry out of ventilation shafts with Wingardium Leviosa, and discovering that his new ward communicates exclusively in hisses that sound suspiciously like insults.
Year One: Harry learns to walk again, befriends a Draco Malfoy who smells like "food" (and friendship), refuses to play Seeker, and saves the day via strategic biting.
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05 Mar 2026
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Harry Potter was born in 1977, three years before his brother Charlus. It was his brother who vanquished Voldemort on Halloween, 1981, while he is taken by Sirius Black - and accidentally locked in Azkaban.
Contains mild James and Lily bashing, but they aren't evil. Not evil Harry Potter.
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28 Aug 2025
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Neverland Curse by Caspyre
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
16 Aug 2025
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The King hauls him up, but it’s gentler than Iruma expects.
“There you are,” King Derkila says, words meant for the two of them before his voice thunders across the whole school in a way that makes Iruma’s knees want to give out from under him.
“I have missed you, my son.”
—😈—
OR: Turns out, Iruma is the son of the Demon King himself. Who knew! (Hint: Not Him!)
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05 Jan 2025
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Welcome to the black market, Iruma-kun! by Bimirmir
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
15 Jun 2026
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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you a child, then what?
Balam Shichiro, as scary and unapproachable as he seemed, had a very peculiar soft spot- children. The black alley doctor kept the kids of the Kararagi safe from the backstage, never asking for anything in return. Just knowing they're safe was enough.
The parents of one peculiar boy, however, misinterpreted the rumors surrounding him - and trough sheer stupidity deducted he'd be the most willing person out of the whole Kararagi to buy their son.
// Dad Balam mafia au !
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- Part 1 of Irumafia Shichikal
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05 Jan 2025
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One Way Ticket Home by Passing_Ghost_Friend
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
15 Feb 2025
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Border Patrol sends Iruma to the human world under orders of Narnia.
Everyone thinks Iruma ran away or went missing. Maybe he was kidnapped!
But their answers arrive in the front of Bablys in a summoning circle with two dead humans.
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05 Jan 2025