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There’s something living beneath Lover’s Lake. Everyone’s heard the rumours, but no-one’s seen the creature behind the lore. Wayne thinks it’s a gentle thing. Eddie thinks it doesn’t exist.
Until he ends up in the water, face-to-face with something he hopes Wayne was right about.
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07 Oct 2025
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the devil's in the details, but you got a friend in me by maximoffs
Fandoms: Hunter X Hunter
01 Jun 2021
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When he sneaks back into his room to grab a pair of pajamas, Kurapika sits up very, very suddenly— and with his hair messy from sleep and eyes gleaming in the dark he looks like the scary kid from every horror movie Leorio swore he wouldn’t watch with Killua.
“Jesus,” Leorio says.
“Hi,” Kurapika says.
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(In which everyone comes home.)
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- Part 1 of peace
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03 Mar 2025
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A Well Respected Man by Nox_Wicked
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
30 Oct 2019
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It was all Felix's fault. If not for him and his stupid, insatiable boyfriend, none of it would have happened.
That's Ferdinand's story anyway, and he was sticking to it.
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Ferdinand accidentally sends his boss a dick pic, and suffers. Based on the famous "Accidentally?" tweet.
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- Part 1 of Working Nine to Five
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10 Oct 2024
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each evening’s darkening by vivisea for ParadimeShifts
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 Jul 2024
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Stevie Harrington knows better than to enter the woods. She’s lived in town all her life, after all, and the people of Hawkins have long claimed that something ominous haunts the land beyond the tree line. If it weren’t her last resort, Stevie would not be here. But Max needs help, and it's said the witch of Mirkwood may be willing... for a price.
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Bookmarked by Kugelschreiber (Slang_Jesus)
31 Jul 2024
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Yo what if I cried this is so beautiful
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“I never got one,” Stevie flips the pencil over and erases the number 500. She writes a neat 425 down and wipes away any eraser shavings. All casual, like she didn’t just say the most devastating thing Eddie’s ever heard.
“You never got a flower gram?”
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Eddie attempts to woo his crush for Valentine’s Day.
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- Part 5 of Steddie Songfics
Bookmarked by Kugelschreiber (Slang_Jesus)
19 Apr 2024
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Touch Me, Baby (Put Your Lips On Mine) by someforeignband
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Jan 2024
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Stevie Harrington's boyfriend can't seem to figure out how to make her cum. Chrissy suggests maybe getting high might help their sex life.
Enter Eddie Munson.
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The WLW Steddie AU with sorority girl Stevie that I've been promising for months.
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- Part 1 of Desire, I Want To Turn Into You
Bookmarked by Kugelschreiber (Slang_Jesus)
25 Mar 2024
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Steve is beginning to think that admitting his dream life to Nancy had been a mistake.
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- Part 1 of forever trusting who we are
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20 Mar 2024
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There is an old adage in show business that you are only as good as your last show. Suzuki Toichiro, producer of such quality television programs as "Does This Look Infected?", "Romance on a Bus" and "How to Lose that Belly: Seasoning City," needed his next big hit.
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When a contestant for Suzuki Toichiro's newest show dating show "The Big Woo" fails to appear, his loyal assistant Serizawa Katsuya fills in the gap. But what happens when the ringer decides he wants to win instead?
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28 Jan 2024
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Bruce Wayne is getting older. What happens to Terry McGinnis when Bruce Wayne passes away? What happens to Batman?
This is a story loosely inspired by the film Knives Out (2019), but it is in no way a crossover or AU.Bookmarked by Kugelschreiber (Slang_Jesus)
05 Dec 2023
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Old man Bruce + HHA Terry, the fam finds out about Terry
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“Are you going to eat me?”
It laughs, loud and rumbling, reminiscent of the time he had heard an entire section of mountain break free and slide to the bottom of the valley.
“No, Steve. Creatures such as I would never be so rude. I do, however,” it pauses, leaning closer to croon into his ear, “have something else in mind for you to repay your debt.”
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09 Nov 2023
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something they all want (that only you can have) by bottlerocket32557038
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Sep 2023
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And sure, Steve had never paid much attention to Eddie in school, but he can’t recall ever seeing him interact with any girls on a romantic level. Chalk it up to Eddie’s reputation - his freakiness, his propensity for repeating senior year, his nerdy dragon club. Not really things that most girls are looking for. But now, here, there’s no reputation, no preconceived notions. He’s just Eddie. Eddie with the thousand-watt smile, Eddie with the long brown hair and the biggest, darkest eyes. Eddie who talks not only with his hands but with his whole body, who imbues so much energy into whatever space he occupies. It makes total sense, here and now, that he’s getting so much attention. He’s magnetic, and even Steve is having trouble looking away.
or, Steve, Eddie, and Robin go to a bar.
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03 Oct 2023
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Reigen's sister comes to visit, shenanigans ensue.
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“You’re a good kid” He said, ruffling his student’s hair. There’s a moment of quiet and Reigen sighs, “Mob, remember this. Guys who hit women are the biggest losers in the world.”
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Bookmarked by Kugelschreiber (Slang_Jesus)
07 Sep 2023
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Straight From The Horse's Dumb Fucking Mouth by mahadevi (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Oct 2020
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Nobara and Yuuji are dating. Nobara was not informed of this.
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Bookmarked by Kugelschreiber (Slang_Jesus)
29 Aug 2023
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I read this one forever ago and thought I lost it permanently but now I FOUND IT IM SO HAPPY
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Drummer magazine gives Eddie ideas on what he might like in bed. Steve, as always, is unprepared but determined.
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05 Aug 2023
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god has never loved a woman the way i do by judasofsuburbia
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Jul 2023
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“Why did it upset you?”
Robin’s expression is confused. “Because no one should treat you like that. You’re so much more than a date or a wife.”
Nancy lets Robin’s words cover her like a nice, fireside warm blanket. Words that she tries to tell herself every day just fall so easily off Robin’s tongue. Nancy leans closer, closer than she’s ever been with anyone, and whispers, “Thank you.”
or: cattle wrangler! robin stays after her shift one night and learns her feelings for farmer! nancy are not a fool's game.
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26 Jul 2023
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Steve overhears a conversation between Eddie and Robin, and then spends a few weeks trying to think of anything else.
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08 Jun 2023
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Wayne’s been gone for less than ten minutes when there’s a scratch at the trailer door. Luckily Eddie is trying desperately to finish his English assignment so he doesn’t have his music on and can actually hear it. Because this is his fucking year and he’s graduating even if he has to kill someone to do it, damn it.
When he opens the door, the dog is sitting at the bottom of the steps, just as big and fluffy as Eddie remembered. In the fading sunlight, his fur is lighter than Eddie thought, lots of white on his stomach, chest and cheeks. The rest is light gray. The dog bounds up the steps, tongue hanging out, as soon as Eddie motions him in.OR: Eddie Munson hates Steve Harrington. He loves this fluffy dog that keeps showing up at his house though.
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- Part 1 of No One Is Alone
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19 May 2023
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Since You've Gone (I've Been Lost Without A Trace) by steddieeddie
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 Mar 2023
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May 31st 1986, two weeks until graduation. Robin, Eddie, and Nancy are all set to walk across the stage, Eddie being given a free pass after the whole ‘almost framed for murder’ thing. The three have been trying to be excited about their graduation, but it feels almost mundane to be excited when Steve wouldn’t be there. They would be sat out on a football field in the blistering heat while waiting for their names to be called, with Dustin and Max in the crowd, cheering them on in Steve's place. There would be fake smiles plastered to all their faces, no matter how realistic they tried to make them.
None of them have genuinely smiled since Steve got Vecna'd.
Sixty-Five days. Steve had been in a coma for Sixty-Five days. The doctors keep telling The Party that it doesn't look good, that Steve's injures had been severe, and that they didn't know if, when, he would wake up.
But they refused to lose hope.
He'll wake up.
It's just a matter of time.
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Five times Steve Harrington didn't wake up, and one time he did.
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- Part 1 of Since You've Gone Universe
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27 Apr 2023
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you were warm when everything was cold by lesbianrobin
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
30 Jun 2022
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There’s something about watching Steve and Eddie that makes his chest ache, just a little bit. Something that feels like it’s just out of reach, like if he could just jump an inch higher he could grasp it and know what it is, have a name for it, figure out what feels like it’s missing with Max. He never felt like something was missing with Max before. She was perfect. She is perfect! Like, sure, not actually perfect, because nobody’s actually perfect, but she’s perfect for him just like he hopes he’s perfect for her, and they’re perfect together.
Maybe Lucas is overcompensating.
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Bookmarked by Kugelschreiber (Slang_Jesus)
26 Apr 2023
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come get your man (he got lost in my DMs) by hexiewrites for elementalblue
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
14 Feb 2023
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It’s weird because it’s not that weird. Actually, the weirdest thing about it is the guy seems to be commenting from an account with his entire name attached. It’s just weird for Eddie to open up his notifications and see:
Steve_Harrington replied to your video: Great job, this was really excellent. Loved the way your pitch changed subtly to indicate that Aeilin was turned on!
Which. Again.
Weird for multiple reasons.
OR: five times baking-influencer-Steve slides into erotica-author-Eddie's TikTok DMs, and one time it works.
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19 Apr 2023