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    A seemingly innocent question: How big is it, again? A lie: Is nine inches, you know this. And two horny boys who can't help but goad each other into more and more ridiculous acts.

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    How one simple question leads to Shane Hollander getting stuffed fuller than he ever could have dreamed.

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    11 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    If you were to ask Shane Hollander, budding NHL star, about his love life, he’d probably cite a couple past girlfriends and brush the topic off, saying he isn’t really looking for anything serious at the moment. What he won’t tell you is the weird borderline fixation he has on his destined arch-rival, Ilya Rozanov, whose every act and utterance seem perfectly calibrated to get under Shane’s skin. Well… that, and the fact that he may or may not be slowly falling in love with his mysterious Skype penpal, lamplighter18, who is the first person he talks to every morning, the last person he talks to every night, and the only person he feels like he could tell anything to—except his true identity. But little does he know, Rozanov and Lamp are one and the same.

    [Originally posted on Twitter.]

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    18 Sep 2026

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    “Do you have a favorite song?”

    Of course he did. “Glisten.”

    Ilya hummed. Then he asked, in Russian, “And you understand all of the lyrics?”

    It took Shane a second for his brain to switch to Russian too, like he was buffering. “It's my favorite song for a reason.”

    Ilya blinked a few times. “Huh.” He seemed a little entranced.

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    Shane Hollander, a struggling photographer, is dragged along to Coachella where he gets to meet his all-time favorite artist: Ilya 'ROZ' Rozanov. What happens when Ilya asks for Shane's phone number and asks him to be his photographer? Is it everything Shane dreamed of, or is Ilya not who he thought he was?

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    18 Sep 2026

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    Heat spread across Ilya's face. His mouth fell open slightly. He let out a short, stuttered laugh of disbelief. This couldn't- he was straight, he wasn't-

    “Finally got you at your own game.” Shane's smirk widened to a smile, his hand clapping down on Ilya's shoulder to squeeze it slightly. For once in his life, Ilya was unable to find his voice.

    “Damn.” Shane laughed, jostling him a bit. “If I had known this was all it took to get you to shut the fuck up, I would have started flirting back years ago.”

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    When old college friends Ilya and Shane show up to their mutual best friend's wedding, they are ready to fulfill their duties as bridesmen. Even after years of not seeing each other, they fall right back into their usual banter.

    Ilya loves to flirt with Shane. Shane loves to tell him to fuck off. It's a running bit. Nothing more than a joke between two friends; because Shane is gay and Ilya is straight and it doesn't actually mean anything…until Shane finally decides to flirt back, and Ilya's world suddenly tilts on its axis.

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    18 Sep 2026

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    Shane is a sex worker who reviews his clients on a website called Oh No, Shane Fucking Writes

    At Ilya’s office, everybody knows OhNSFW. It’s practically a mandatory morning read.

    What they don’t know is that Ilya booked a session with Shane about three weeks ago. Tonight, he finally gets to meet him in person.

    And he can hardly fucking wait to read his review.

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    16 Sep 2026

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    Shane thought that by the time he was thirty, he’d be married and on the waitlist to adopt a baby. He spent his twenties in one serious longterm relationship after another, after all.

    Instead he is now twenty-nine, single for over a year and looking for a nice, stable boyfriend: preferably college educated and in the same place in life as he is.

    The only problem is that the bartender at the restaurant Shane takes his dates to is the hottest man Shane has ever seen in his life.

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    13 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander would probably rather die than admit to the world (or himself) that he’s a sub, because all respected NHL players are doms. When years of living a touch-starved, repressed, hockey-focused life finally catch up with him and cause a medical emergency, he’s not scared or sad. He’s fucking angry. And he becomes Ilya Rozanov’s problem at the Behavioral Education & Authority Relationships Services (B.E.A.R.S. for short).

    or: Shane is strong, stubborn, difficult and he bites. Ilya is extremely patient but instantly whipped. A not entirely typical bdsm AU.

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    13 Sep 2026

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    Shane thinks it's an unwritten rule that casual hookups won't stay for aftercare - Ilya has no qualms about laying down on Shane and crushing him flat for as long as his heart desires.

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    Aftercare fic!

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    30 Aug 2026

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    a Hollanov SMAU

    Where Shane and Ilya are in a band together. They find out about the rumors about their supposed romantic relationship and fans posting lookalike pictures of them They decide it would be a fun idea to mess with fans by posting anonymous pics of themselves that fans think of as lookalikes.

    What happens when they find out about the hollanov NSFW accounts? Are they brave enough to replicate those too?

    Some things shift when they take things too far. They are both straight and are just close friends. Right?

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    16 Aug 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 78

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    Ilya laughed, shaking his head. “Fine, fine. You are right. Fifty is ambitious.” He tapped his fingers on the table, thinking. “What about three-point-five? Three and a half?”

    What?

    Shane blinked, trying to catch up with the sudden shift in conversation. “Three-point-five?”

    “Three full orgasms,” Ilya counted on his fingers. “And then a half. It makes sense, since you are turning thirty-five.”

    "A half." Shane set down his wine glass, his brain scrambling to process the casual way Ilya was saying all this. "You're being weirdly specific. And weirdly calm about it. What the hell is half an orgasm?"

    or — Three (and a half) orgasms for the birthday boy, Mr. Shane Hollander.

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    16 Aug 2026

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    Instantly, Shane sat up, pulling his phone away from his ear and switching to his messaging app. He opened his texts with Noah, hoping against hope, and—fuck. 

    “No, no no no—”

    Just like he said, a picture of a vanilla protein shake stared him right in the face. Shane’s heart nearly dropped to his stomach and he swallowed hard. Shane’s only saving grace was that it was still marked as delivered, but that was once again short lived when it switched to read before a typing bubble appeared, then disappeared. Then Ilya’s text came in, and oh, he was fucked. 

    Whoops. Shane’s eyes were glued to his recent message, and there it was, the picture that was intended for his boyfriend. 

    Shane accidentally sends a pic of himself in lace panties to Ilya, instead of his douchebag of a boyfriend. And, well.. Ilya and Shane fuck about it.

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    16 Aug 2026

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    ★Recently retired NHL star and single dad Shane Hollander is forced to address his desire for a partner when his son’s new hockey coach Ilya Rozanov suddenly falls into their lives!☆

    Or: Single Dad Shane + Hockey Coach Ilya

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    12 Aug 2026

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    A long heatwave causes omega Shane Hollander to go into heat earlier than planned. Ilya Rozanov is at the right place at the right time.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Prompt from Twitter: Boston raiders once used akinator to figure out who montreal jane is and it kept telling them it was shane hollander and they kept thinking it was the weirdest bug

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Seeking experienced sexual partner (male) to take my virginity (also male). I know a lot about sex, I just haven’t had it. 514-555-1410

    It’s the craziest piece of bathroom graffiti Ilya has ever seen.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    The bright lights in Shane's office are ruining his life.

    The CEO's assistant has unconventional suggestions for how to make him feel better.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Shane is twelve when he realizes he can understand Russian.

    Or, in a world where you can understand whatever language(s) your soulmate speaks, it takes Shane and Ilya an embarrassing amount of time to realize they’re soulmates.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Hi Ilya,

    My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.

    I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.

    or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “Shane, moya lyubov?”

    “Mm-hmm.”

    “What if I just … put it in my mouth for little bit?”

    Shane shushes him. “I’m trying to watch the game tape. Could you stop thinking with your dick for a second? Do you not want me to win?”

    “Please.” It comes out like a whine. “I will not even move. No sucking. I will just sit on my knees with your cock in my mouth. Is not sex. Is just … keeping your dick warm, yes?”

    (Or, the Metros agree not to have sex during the MLH Finals, and Ilya Rozanov is losing his mind. Fortunately for Ilya, Shane gets turned on watching himself score on game tape.)

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    31 May 2026

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    January 15, 2017
    For immediate release.
    (English version)

    The Montréal Metros are devastated to announce the unexpected and tragic passing of our beloved captain, Shane Hollander, at the age of 25.

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    or, a canon-divergent au in which shane and rose never met, in epistolary format.

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    88,903

    27 May 2026

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