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A Queer in the Devildom, What'll He Do? (Re-Write) by SoWhoCaresIfItsAWaste
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
30 Jun 2023
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Elliot (also known as RiotBunny online) is a trans camboy and, despite being woefully socially awkward at times, has zero shame when it comes to what he does for a living. He’s also used to living alone… as a borderline nudist.
Meanwhile, the brothers don’t quite know what to do when confronted by this deceivingly confident human, especially when he’s so blunt when answering their questions. Not to mention the fact they keep catching him lounging in his room, with barely any clothes on (if any). I’m sure you can imagine how this embarrasses and intrigues the others within the House of Lamentation.
Perhaps some of the brothers find the human oddly familiar in some ways, as well… ;)(Re-Write of "Welcome to (not) Hell!")
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Welcome to (not) Hell [Being Rewritten!!] by SoWhoCaresIfItsAWaste
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
23 Oct 2022
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!!DISCONTINUED!! I didn't like the way I started this, so I'm rewriting it :)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43770096/chapters/110066298 (Edit: 12/22/22, RE-WRITE UP NOW!!!)The title is a work in progress--
A short, pale human lies asleep in a bed in the center of the RAD assembly hall, their dark curly hair tossed every which way. Their green eyes shift under their eyelids as they start to wake up. They stretch a little, taking a deep breath of air, only to find it’s full of unfamiliar scents.
"Where am I…? This doesn’t feel like my dorm room…"
Several mysterious men watch as the human groans softly in discomfort, beginning to stir. The human squints through their lashes at the area around them, brows creasing in confusion and mild panic as they realize they have no idea where they are. Their eyes shoot open.
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I Don't Think They Get Me, Dear by havenshereagain
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Danny Phantom
05 Oct 2025
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Sequel to I'm Only Worth Losing Now detailing how Tim decides whether to stay with Team Phantom, or return to his home dimension.
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- Part 2 of Let Me Let You Go
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30 Aug 2025
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Read: 1-8
Tim in Amity because Damian sucks (Danny and Friends are awesome tho)
Batfam plans to send a note and offering to ensure Tim's safe return. Bringing Damian to the Watchtower (read below)
Cass is best sister, and Kon, Bart, and Cassie are the best friends (reporting Damian to the JL for being a bitch)
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tell me why your hands are cold by marsike
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Oct 2025
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After the spell that erased him from everyone’s memory, Peter Parker wakes up to rain, rot, and rats the size of housecats. This isn’t Queens. This isn’t New York. This is Gotham—a city from the comic books that feels like it was designed to chew people up and spit out what’s left.
With no Karen, no Avengers, no May, and no way home, Peter scrambles to survive in a city where even the shadows have teeth. As Peter tries to keep his head down, find a way to survive, and dodge a family of vigilantes who really don’t like metas (or so he thinks), he discovers Gotham isn’t all monsters and maniacs. Some of them wear masks. Some of them might even understand what it means to be young and carrying way too much.
Or: Spider-Man gets dropped in Gotham, grief in his chest, quips on his tongue, and finds a new kind of family—whether he’s ready for it or not.
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15 Sep 2025
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Read: 1-10
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man loves annoying Red Hood. Red Hood is really talented at jumping to conclusions. JASON IS A CUTIEPIE AND THEY'RE CRUSHING IN CIVVIES
Peter Parker snuck into Gotham U for web fluid, ran into Tim Drake. Stalker Mode activated.
(He's also working as Catwoman at Bat Burger which is so fucking funny)
RedHood bleeding out, Spidey to the rescue - to the safehouse!
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This Spider Can Jump (Dimensions)! by Rose_is_spiraling
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man (Comicverse), DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Oct 2025
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Peter Parker ends up in Gotham following the events of No Way Home, After finding a way to assimilate into the city of crime he finds out that one of the vigilantes in the world is an alternate version of his own father, But he's far too busy trying to survive to focus on family ties and, no its not really a family tie right? i mean he's both from the future and from an alternate universe.. But a certain young bird doesnt see it that way.
kinda based on Movie spider-man, kinda based on comic spider-man, im just going with the flow.Or Peter Parker in Gotham but Damian is a little shit (lovingly) and the two of them bond as brothers.
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05 Sep 2025
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Read: 1-16
Peter with new spider abilities, accidentally bit (and kinda killed) Tim (dw he's okay now)
Halloween, worst day in Gotham, and Peter is covered in hives and struggling (Broke into Jason's safe house, they think he's a villain. Called Oracle her civilian name, they think he's a VILLAIN. PETER YOU IDIOT.)Family trouble...
KILLER CROC AND BANE V SPIDER - crashed into safehouse fuck fuck fuck
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When the paparazzi begins to invade his children's private lives, Bruce knows he needs to do something drastic to keep the attention on himself. Tim comes up with a plan to intentionally pair Bruce up in a sugar baby relationship with someone who hits all the targets for adoption bait. Bruce gets roasted by the media for fucking someone who could be his son, Danny gets enough money to pay for college for himself and his sister without relying on Vlad. What could go wrong?
features skippable sex scenes and actual plot/story.
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23 Sep 2025
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Read: 1-11
Sugar Baby Danny, Bruce and him actually falling in love, Elle being a menace (affectionate).
GIW and Amanda Waller being nasty and causing issues.
Thanksgiving Gala with Joker Gas (upcoming)
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John Constantine was tracking unusual spikes of Death Magic all around the world, but every bloody time, he was too late to catch anyone. After two months of trying to track them down on his own, he then, against his better judgment, asked for help from Zatanna. After another month of no progress and Zatanna being needed elsewhere, he finally threw in the metaphorical towel and asked for help from the Big Bat himself.
Now, he’s in a plane, flying to who knows where, with the Big Bat and the rest of his colony. Deep inside, Constantine knew this was going to be trouble.
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Danny was living a good life. His parents still love him, even if it took a while for him and Jazz to convince them there was nothing to fix, his grades were slowly being brought back up, and he came to peace with the fact that he was going to be the Ghost King.Since he was still young , he was only the heir and, therefore, had fewer duties to do.
As the heir, Danny's favourite duty is helping lost souls move on to the afterlife.
The big guy, a revenant with guns and thighs who arrived during the send-off, looking at Danny like he hung the moon and stars, is a nice bonus.
Bookmarked by SoWhoCaresIfItsAWaste
03 Sep 2025
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Read: 3/9
Danny(probably) dancing and sending lost souls to their peaceful afterlife.
Constantine, then Bruce, then Dick. Everyone saying goodbye to their loved ones