Someone_aka_Me
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it’s in the weight he does not carry by Akaihyou, HeyBoy, Someone_aka_Me
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Sep 2020
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Wherein Bucky is jealous of himself, the other Bucky is very confused, and Sam is frequently exasperated. Featuring time travel, kidnappings, and way too much discussion of destiny, love, and the self.
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little red riding hood and other misnomers by Someone_aka_Me
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 May 2020
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Sirius may wear a red riding cloak, but he is no Little Red Riding Hood. But that's okay, because Remus doesn't make a very good Big Bad Wolf, either.
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kaleidoscope fractures (you will always be alone) by Someone_aka_Me
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 May 2020
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Piers is six months old and he is crying. He is crying, and he is alone. No one is coming. He will not remember this moment. But he will remember what it means. No one will come when he cries. Eventually, he stops crying.
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- Part 2 of Max Polkiss
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Bruce never planned for a lot of things in his life. He never planned on the Other Guy. He never planned to go on the run. He never planned on Tony Stark, or finding a family and a soulmate. But even after all of that, he still finds surprises. Enjoying Pokemon GO is just the most recent surprise.
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- Part 2 of The Avengers play Pokemon GO
- Part 4 of Soulmate AUs
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Tony is all for kidnapping the suddenly-teenaged Bruce Banner. Bruce is not as amenable.
Featuring temporarily de-aged Bruce Banner, handwavy magic.
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in a world that could've left us hard as metal by Someone_aka_Me
Fandom 21st Century CE RPF, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Merlin (TV), Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
27 Aug 2014
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…we were soft as nostalgia together. A series of fics for my beautiful wife for her birthday.
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- 18
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Soulmate AUs by Someone_aka_Me
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, Sherlock (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 May 2020
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Collection of various soulmate AUs from various fandoms. Most are not connected; those that are will be collected in their own series.
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A group is hired to kidnap Joe.
It doesn't turn out how they expected.
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(based on the "you don't have him, he has you" meme.)
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- Part 18 of Amiril Fic (Not Cover Art)
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- English
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- 3,503
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- 1/1
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- 589
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Bookmarked by Someone_aka_Me
30 Jun 2025
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When he's eight years old he decides that freedom means never having to say "Yes Master" or any variation thereof again.
Anakin Skywalker in ten steps.
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- Part 1 of A History of Resistance
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 449
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 4,166
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- 449
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- 40,375
Bookmarked by Someone_aka_Me
13 Oct 2023
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Take This Sinking Boat (And Point It Home) by sinestrated
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
18 Aug 2014
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In which Spock pines, Jim isn’t stupid (except he kind of is), and Christopher Pike has had enough of this bullshit.
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- English
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- 6,698
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
- 268
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- 2,273
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- 100,100
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10 May 2023
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The Goal Is Not To Fall by SneakyBunyip for FesteringSilence, Duststorm
Fandoms: Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars - All Media Types
06 Jul 2017
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Kallus doesn’t want to fall…and yet every time he receives another message from Garazeb Orrelios the world falls away. There is no Empire, no Rebellion, there is just a human and a lasat finding some way to connect.
He doesn’t know where this will lead or how this will end, he will just take it one message at a time.These events take place right after the Honorable Ones episode: S2 Ep17
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,554
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 866
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- 2,356
- Bookmarks:
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- 43,018
Bookmarked by Someone_aka_Me
15 Dec 2022
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The Widow Mary Bonnet has a life, and Stede Bonnet isn't part of it. They agreed. There was a leopard and everything.
Then again, Stede has a talent for disrupting plans—for instance, by turning up on your doorstep in the dead of night with a bleeding pirate who turns out to be his beloved Ed.
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Bookmarked by Someone_aka_Me
14 Dec 2022