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    “Tha biggest almsgiver t’day, Highness, gehve three ha’pence, bu’ I bet ye can give us a thripp’ny bit ‘cause ye seem like a very generous gentleman, Highness, just leanin’ forward to give the bees an’ ‘oney for the parish. Maybe a tanner, or… or even a bob! ‘Ave ye go’ a shilling for tha good o’ those of us short o’ sheet and on the floor in the parish, sir?”

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    1/1
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    They work at a Buc-ee's.

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    English
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    948
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    8
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    2
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    70
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    Captain Hastings desperately tries (and succeeds!) at comforting Miss Lemon after an admirer leaves her.

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    1,262
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    1/1
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    3
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    11
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    120
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    Hastings hasn't had a really good day since 1949. There's not much left to do except meet his Maker - or not?

    Language:
    English
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    5,424
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    20
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    273
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    Being who you are is not a disorder.

    Being unloved is not a psychiatric disorder.

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    English
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    1,928
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    12
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    3
    Hits:
    241
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    Christine goes back to Paris to bury her guardian. She ends up looking for the Persian, and they have a talk.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    2
    Hits:
    97
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    Philippe has a crush. This may or may not end in disaster.

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    1,608
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    2
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    47
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    Oz escaped the clutches of Nadia Maroni AND Sofia, all with one well-timed act of vehicular homicide.

    ("No, Vic, you probably just broke his pelvis. He ain't walking away from that but he ain't dead neither," Oz shamelessly lies to his traumatized child employee.)

    Now all that's left to do is celebrate, and plan. And wait.

    Language:
    English
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    1,967
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    412
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    They find themselves in a town too unimportant for a name.

    Raoul is on the run after murdering the daughter of a rich plantation family. Christine ekes out a living as a barmaid after her husband dies of a mysterious plague. The daroga is looking for something - someone, rather. Erik, as is his habit, is around just when he's least wanted and most needed.

    Language:
    English
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    2,254
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    177
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    It's what you do when you fall into the delusion: looking back and noticing all the details that foreshadowed the worst moment in your life.

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    English
    Words:
    2,170
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    71
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    He saves her life, and she saves his, and this exchange is far more literal than it should be.

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    English
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    3,069
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    376
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    Raoul cannot stop smiling, because Christine cannot stop smiling. She hasn’t looked so happy in ages, all because of the sum they finally saved up.

    “First lessons, and – oh, then maybe I could sing at church!” she claps her hands excitedly.

    “Church? No, you’re going to sing in operas and world fairs! You’ll tour the world, Christine!”

    She scoffs.

    “I’ve toured enough, I think. It’ll just be good to have my voice again.”

    Language:
    English
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    2,854
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    79
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    686
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    One day somebody's gonna make a Faustian bargain they won't regret. Today is not that day.

    Language:
    English
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    4,301
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    87
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    Christine Daae thinks about how she grew up.

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    Language:
    English
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    3,618
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    97
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    Early 2002.

    Erik is dead and the world rejoices. Only two are left to wrestle with their loss. They bond over bad coffee and overprocessed cupcakes.

    Language:
    English
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    15,772
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    400
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    Nadir's foster kid is trying really hard. But honest emotions are kind of cringe, you know?

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    Language:
    English
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    2,628
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    134
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    She was taken from them almost five years ago. Gustave is growing up. His fathers are not.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,238
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    438
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    Christine is too obsessed with spooky season for her own good. Erik is more of a new year's guy. Things don't go well until they do.

    Language:
    English
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    4,971
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    387
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    [ON HIATUS: so sorry besties but I'm gonna rewrite this so it has, like, a plot. I also shortened the work summary so I can fit this announcement without exceeding the character limit but the full summary is in the first chapter. <3]

    Raoul's finally back home, short one leg but basking in the warmth of his family's approval. That is, until he starts to feel like a prop in the senate race more than a person. When he reunites with a childhood friend, his family gets notably colder towards him. How come? Erik has one whole friend, health insurance, and a house he owns. And yet, because God is dead and life is cruel, he still feels like shit all the time. After a fateful meeting involving mace and music, his life might just turn around for the better. Until that meathead boy, son of that skinhead senator, butts in. Christine Daae is out of money, out of parents, and out of hope. It's hard to pay for college and medical debts that were never yours when you work at a Waffle House. When she runs into her creepy neighbor at a bar, she discovers a chance to earn money using the best gift her parents gave her: her voice.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,095
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    833
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    Overall, Camille's satisfaction outweighs her grievances. Sure, the rules surrounding crustacean care are near-oppressive. And sure, she's not allowed to set anything on fire. But overall, the parents are perfectly tolerable housemates. The only real problem is Papa and his scary face.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    458

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