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Wilbur has a thousand questions. They all boil down to one, though. You’re Tommy Innit. Why the fuck would Tommy Innit try to kill himself?
Tommy will only have the one. Where the fuck have you been?
Five months ago, Wilbur Soot tried to kill himself. Like most things, he failed, and disappeared without a trace. He's been pulled back into his old life by the inconceivable suicide attempt of one Tommy Innit, who unfortunately has no one better to take care of him and the hip he broke falling ass-first into a dumpster.
Tommy is different, so very different, from the last time Wilbur saw him. Despite knowing that the blame falls to him, Wilbur can't help but wonder if something or someone else had a hand. It's one thing for Tommy to be sad and angry. It's another for him to be so scared.
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12 Jun 2025
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Wilbur looked at Tommy, scared and looking just a bit smaller than moments before, and realized he missed him so fucking much.
He grabbed the carton beside him and flipped it open. There was one last cigarette inside. Before he could think, he held it out towards Tommy. “Do you want to try?”
Objectively, this wasn’t that bad. He’d gotten Tommy to produce and sell drugs with him before. They were far past the tacit laws of what a minor could or couldn’t do that existed in a world that was now out of touch.
That said, Tommy had boundaries. Wilbur should’ve anticipated how bad of a look this was for him, yet still found himself startled when Tommy recoiled with a, “What the fuck!? Eugh, no!”
Wilbur wants to smoke with Tommy, just once, for the sake of bonding or proving a point or something or other. Tommy, unfortunately, is very reluctant to the idea.
Or, how Wilbur Soot started smoking again.
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22 Apr 2025
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Something is brewing. A great storm that could shatter life as its known. More and more often, androids are breaking free of their original programming. More and more often, androids are turning against their owners in increasingly violent ways.
And the only ones that can stop it are Wilbur Soot—the youngest lieutenant in police history and now a drunk, washed out detective—and an android of the 1NN1T model named Tommy, an advanced prototype created to solve crimes and catch rogue androids. But first they actually have to get along.
Or,
Two idiots, a robot and a depressed detective, walk into a bar. One comes out experiencing emotions he shouldn't be able to, and the other comes out with a reason to live.
Spoilers for Detroit: Become Human, but knowledge of the game isn't necessary to enjoy.
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13 Apr 2025
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Tommy has given up on the world ever treating him kindly, entering every new situation with resignation and fear. But what happens when he's taken in by the Watsons, a family that shows him there's more to life than just surviving?
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"It had been his fault, time and time again, that none of his homes had worked out. Sure, he wasn’t always known for having the best attitude–he was scared of everything, and when he got defensive he talked back, zoned out, or bolted at the first sign of trouble.
He was annoying and loud, and he’d been told it too many times to count.
But truly, the reason most families had issues with Tommy had less to do with his personality, and more to do with his ability."
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09 Apr 2025
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Noise! by Ringravity
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Sleep Bois Inc - Fandom, Sleepy Bois Inc
09 May 2025
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Bodyguard Techno is paired with famous singer Tommy Innit to keep him safe as he tours the world singing. They face threats from every angle as people try to attack, kidnap, and kill Tommy. But they have their friends Wilbur, Phil, Tubbo, Ranboo, Kristin, and Niki at their side to help them survive it all!
(Also known as a series of ice cream adventures that involve angst, whump, and a healthy dose of found family.)
Huge thank you to Sloth (@Sloth_something) for beta reading the fics in this series!
(Wilbur appears in SING and Skriek, but nothing else)
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09 Apr 2025