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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    “Fuck you!” Church snaps, voice going high and pissy. Fucking-- fucker, he’s just like Tex-- he is Tex, that’s the point, god, this is just because he really really reminds him of his girlfriend. That’s all. Any guy would get a boner to see their girlfriend wearing a black tank top that shows off her biceps while counting hundred dollar bills. That’s just common sense. Getting a boner for your money counting tank top wearing girlfriend while she is, technically, your boyfriend may be a step removed from common sense, but it still makes sense. It makes perfect sense.

    Church has been thrown into a completely unfair situation yet again, that’s what’s happening here.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Bisexual church! We love bisexual church!

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    After his disastrous breakdown, Vox finds a device that lets him see Alastor's thoughts. When he realizes that the radio demon really is in love with him, he decides to try and get Alastor to act on his feelings one last time- especially because Alastor might destroy much more than himself if he can't confront the truth.

    Seeing Alastor's memories play out in front of him forces Vox to think about his own, but can he learn from his past mistakes? Or will another attempt at winning Alastor over cost Vox what little he has left?

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    22 Mar 2026

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    The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.

    He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.

    It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.

    More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.

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    03 Mar 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    It was a business. They were work partners. Nothing more.

    Vox, Valentino, and Velvette are the family each of them never had in life. The horrible to others, but good to each other, sort.

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    26 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Perfection is impossible, but damn Vox will make sure they look the part.

    As long as the public thinks it, it is fine to be less than perfect on the inside. Sometimes. It drives Vox up the walls that he ends up with more sick days than the other two combined. Velvette tells him its because he’s shit at taking care of himself, but what the fuck does she know? Has she seen Valentino? That fuck will eat a box of rat poison for a midnight snack.

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    26 Jan 2026